An ex reached out to me for the first time in like 8 years, wat do?

[ForgedBlades]

I woke up to a text saying that she's been "thinking about me lately". Last I heard she was married with kids.

wat do?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Text her back. Meet up for lunch. Day drink. Drive out to the middle of nowhere and fuck in your car or go back to her place. Kiss on the mouth and be comfortable like you never missed a beat. Laugh, chit-chat, fuck some more. Take a shower together. And When the alcohol wears off, gather up your clothes, make sure you leave nothing behind, say goodbye and have one more quickie just before you go. Leave her wet and speechless as you slip out the door. Then make it another 8 years before you speak to each other again.

 

[DumbDude42]

tell her husband that his wife is chatting up her exes

 

[Blackwell Abyss]

Tell her to call someone who gives a fuck.

She was fat eight years ago though.

Also be sure to make a fat joke at her expense. Bonus points for a harpoon reference

 

[Shidoen]

Please, pretty please post the results.

 

[ForgedBlades]

tell her husband that his wife is chatting up her exes

I assume he either left or killed himself.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Fuck her husband to assert dominance.

 

[Pissmaster]

See what kind of wacky and wild way you can ruin your life through this!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

 

[N’egger]

Copy this text verbatim and post results

 

[Some JERK]

She's contacting you because her life sucks and you're the backup plan. Never be the backup plan.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Ask how much money she needs to borrow?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Spooky time?

In other words, maybe this:

Press 'X' to Ignore.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Text her back. Meet up for lunch. Day drink. Drive out to the middle of nowhere and fuck in your car or go back to her place. Kiss on the mouth and be comfortable like you never missed a beat. Laugh, chit-chat, fuck some more. Take a shower together. And When the alcohol wears off, gather up your clothes, make sure you leave nothing behind, say goodbye and have one more quickie just before you go. Leave her wet and speechless as you slip out the door. Then make it another 8 years before you speak to each other again.

D.E.N.N.I.S.

 

[The Magnificence]

"new phone, who dis?"

 

[Niggernerd]

Send a picture of a group of mexicans
"Which one ese?"

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Bro just send "ew" and don't elaborate further.