An Open Letter To Ethan Ralph - I know you're reading this Ralph.

While this is incredibly faggy, I do find myself agreeing with alot of it. This Portugal trip had me just for a moment think "Jesus man, I kind of feel sorry for him" while he's laying on the ground, pasty thin skinned stomache hanging out, has that rage filled yet terrified and genuinely confused look in his eyes that was kind of sad.
Then you have those moments recently when he works himself into such a rage that he has an early onset alzheimer's moment and he begins ballooning up and turning damned near purple at times, he's gonna have a stroke.
If he goes to Jim's house? That may be what you are referring to as the event that does something irreversible. It's fun to laugh at him so I too don't want that to go away
So yeah, I guess I'm being a faggot too right now
Lol. Yeah, him speed running more lines to cross ruins the fun. The story needs to be measured and give everyone watching a good character payoff. Imagine if you tried condensing Breaking Bad into 2 or 3 seasons, that wouldn't be any fun, haha.
 
Dear Ethan Ralph,
Can you stop with the purse thing? its getting sad its almost look like you are pick it up from your mom closset...
 
One of the better effortposts on this site.
In the future inevitable tailspin to death, it can't be said he didn't have at least one reasonable plea to sanity.
 
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