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There is no way this isn't just a shitpost.
An open statement to Kiwifarms - Informations, a plea and a big warning
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It’s possible. If that’s the case, then bravo. However, I have a feeling that it’s not and they think they’re some crusader who will win the hearts and minds of Kiwis or something equally stupid.
Governor Jeb Bush
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How the fuck do furries find that shit jerkable? I fucking laugh when i see it....
Niggas mad nowadays
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Poe's Law is always in effect
I would say that the tone/style of the OP is, however, absolutely consistent with a number of "fursecution!!1!" spergs I've had the misfortune of encountering in the past. Not going to call troll, but not ruling it out as an option.
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That's what we're doing lol
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This is 10x funnier if the mental voice you use in your head is one of those guys so fat they can't make sounds like "B" properly.
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@Tex15 Did you think this would go over well, and if you did, why?
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Just a quick note that Joe Biden is Catholic. He's not going to go out of his way to protect a group of fetishists like furries.
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Strangely nothing from his pfp's gallery, but I still kind of believe since he's so heavily into cinderace.
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Looks like Dyn has a new alt.
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Looking at the OP (again): It occurred to me that the format, complete with bolded titles and paragraph breaks, may not have been something OP hammered out on the spot here. I didn't see any hits for the first paragraph in a search besides KF, though - I half-expected to see a Pastebin or an LJ or something, operating off the possibility that OP is a troll copypasting some autist's mani-fursto. So this fat fucking faggot sat there for quite a while hammering this out (and still made tons of typos), making sure it was formatted just so. Doesn't rule out troll, but interesting nevertheless - not too many trolls that dedicated to a joke.
Might just be that KF's XF2 is that intuitive, but OP uses it more competently than some users who have been here far longer. Posts images, formats, all that. Possibly familiar with KF, possible alt, possibly just familiar with XF. Who knows.
Typos on common words for native English speakers that might end up missing a letter if you worked them out phonetically due to not having English as a first language, weird phrasings that come across as a bit word-salad-y to a native English speaker indicate ESL, or maybe just an absolute moron. Or both. Some typos present that just indicate the dude spent more time thinking up his spiel than proofreading it, rather than a deficiency in English skills. Might be just a borderline-illiterate.
Makes a point of mentioning the dreaded aut-right wrongthinkers from YouTube like PewDiePie and The Quartering. Apparently they come here. (Hi Pewds. Your schtick is still shit.) Wonder what their usernames are. OP is probably one of those starry-eyed playground-cop lefty furries. Probably gives a lot of inspirational speeches to his autistic furfag friends, who probably pretend to listen, which probably helped him convince himself that when he talks people listen. He likely posted this expecting something besides abject mockery and derision. (That bubble popped so hard it set off seismometers.) This is assuming not-troll.
Might just be that KF's XF2 is that intuitive, but OP uses it more competently than some users who have been here far longer. Posts images, formats, all that. Possibly familiar with KF, possible alt, possibly just familiar with XF. Who knows.
Typos on common words for native English speakers that might end up missing a letter if you worked them out phonetically due to not having English as a first language, weird phrasings that come across as a bit word-salad-y to a native English speaker indicate ESL, or maybe just an absolute moron. Or both. Some typos present that just indicate the dude spent more time thinking up his spiel than proofreading it, rather than a deficiency in English skills. Might be just a borderline-illiterate.
Makes a point of mentioning the dreaded aut-right wrongthinkers from YouTube like PewDiePie and The Quartering. Apparently they come here. (Hi Pewds. Your schtick is still shit.) Wonder what their usernames are. OP is probably one of those starry-eyed playground-cop lefty furries. Probably gives a lot of inspirational speeches to his autistic furfag friends, who probably pretend to listen, which probably helped him convince himself that when he talks people listen. He likely posted this expecting something besides abject mockery and derision. (That bubble popped so hard it set off seismometers.) This is assuming not-troll.
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Furries who spend all day erping on F-list are absolute masters of bbc formatting.
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I wish to ask you how you know this.
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On the advice of my lawyer I refuse to answer on the grounds that I might incriminate myself.
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NOT GOING TO WASTE MY FRIDAY NIGHT BEING HERE!!
Inventor of the Telephone
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The mention of the Brazilian... something leads me to believe they are either from that region or have a connection there. This could be my ignorant American-ness speaking but I've never heard of this Bolsonaro person and OP listed them first in the list of "far right" politicians.
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Yes this person's IP is Brazilian.
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I can verify the plausibility that OP is Brazilian because Jair Bolsonaro is widely despised by the LGBT of Brazil for statements amounting to "being gay may as well be a death sentence" and generally denouncing the same degeneracy LGBT pushes elsewhere in the western world. Could be why he brought him up alongside Trump.
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Trump was actually a bigger threat to KF than Biden, considering he actually wanted to get rid of Section 230 just because he was triggered by lefties on Twitter.