Ana Valens / Anastasia Catherine Wythe / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / @SpaceDoctorPhD / @acvalens / @ac_valens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, formerly a freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot; but now works for Kotaku, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

[Snow Miku]

I cannot believe this stupid asshole thought the "uhm, it was clearly a joke, terfs psychosexual much?" line would fool anyone besides his retard followers.

I know no Kiwis need this exercise, but here's a thought experiment for lurkers: Let's imagine a hypothetical cis straight guy on Twitter. We'll pick a name out of a hat and call him Phil.

Phil is a very vocal anti-feminist, and surrounds himself with other very vocal anti-feminists. One day, Phil makes a post about how in the future, he and the boys are going to be high-fiving as they breed women at something he calls the "the man-hating feminist wet pussy carousel (now with less respectability politics)". Phil takes a lot of shit over this! Lots of feminists point to his tweet and use him as an example of truly awful anti-feminist men, the sort who vocally hate women and enjoy imagining sexual violence being done against them.

Phil tries to play it off as a joke - obviously it was so transparently over the top that any reasonable viewer would immediately realize it was a joke! It was just a vulgar, tongue-in-cheek joke about men having sex with women. It's a little campy, but come on, he knows men and women who met through that tweet when it went viral! He goes to his twitter followers and stress-sighs, "Can you believe it, a joke I made to make people look silly was taken seriously by people brainrotted by misandry!" (his twitter followers, all anti-feminist men themselves, nod and agree and stress-sigh themselves). And besides, he didn't even MENTION rape in the tweet, so actually, all these man-hating feminists are totally projecting when they say his super funny, totally obvious joke was about raping women.

Reader; do you give Phil the benefit of the doubt? Do you smack your forehead and say "oh boy, I guess there's egg on my face!"? Do you start acting like it's totally unfair to bring this up when you're talking about creepy anti-feminist men and the creepy shit they say about women who disagree with them?

No? You don't? Gosh!

 

[AMHOLIO]

No? You don't? Gosh!

If he was half the kinkster he said he was he'd just owe up to it and demand people to challenge him om why it's so bad he has a rape fetish for demeaning TERFs who are asking for it anyway. But he won't. Because he's a coward who can't stand the idea of driving people away with his fetishes when that's all he is.

 

[CervixHammer]

lol no.

 

[AMHOLIO]

lol no.
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Yet again I have tragically fooled a man into thinking I'm a cis male. Tragic, he probably would have called me an uberTERF or something. I have had my gender assumed and this is an unforgivable sin.

He didn't respond to anyone contending his joke being pornbrained or any of the other reasonable arguments, I'm sure he has a fantastic and witty response to those that he won't dare grace us with.

I appreciate his low reading comprehension, the entire point was an attempt at showing others he was truly committed to appearing to be a woman. It doesn't mean people see him as a woman, just that some people would classify him as woman adjacent or at least not block him from the women's bathroom. I wish I had that UK voter chart that showed that people were more ok with trans women entering women's bathrooms ONLY if they had bottom surgery, and if they didn't their bathroom acceptance shot down, but I'm too lazy to search for it. No matter what, the majority of true and honest lesbian women will nod along with him in public but go out of their way to avoid dating him. If he can cite all the real life cis lesbian (not bi, not for this measurement, bi people like both so they're not a part of this count) he has had sex with in person and not just online RP, I will be amazed. At most, it would be 2 since he likely could guilt trip one lesbian into unfulfilling sex with him and or have encounters with bi or straight women who thought they were lesbian only for a while. Otherwise, I'm guessing the true CIS LESBIAN relationships he's had are zero.

I know he's had sex with and is sexually attracted to transwomen. I wouldn't be surprised if he is a chaser as well as sexually attracted to anything that stands still.

 

[CervixHammer]

Oh he mad.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Oh he mad.
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I don't believe him. Maybe I should. Would someone actually go on the internet and tell lies?

Isn't female TERF repetitive? Thank you for correctly gendering me, Phillip.

 

[Lavender Moth]

I love how he thinks "TERFs" & Kiwis are the hypersexual ones when all we're doing is adding mocking commentary to his own grotesque, unfunny, and extremely hypersexual (not to mention extremely masculine) posts. We're not the ones thinking this shit up out of nowhere; he is. We're just mocking him for being objectively disgusting. He's too retarded to realize lesbians hate trannies because men like him have filled lesbian spaces (which typically aren't hypersexual) with violent, repulsive kink and we're not allowed to say "no" unless we want to be excommunicated from various social circles or violently threatened for the crime of, uh, being homosexual & female. Trannies are the biggest actual homophobes of the modern Western world; all their crying about "right wing homophobes" is pure projection. Nobody hates women more than an AGP like Phil.

Would someone actually go on the internet and tell lies?

It's very silly that all his "evidence" that TERFs are hypersexual and looooove troony cock are posts from fucking reddit and 4chan, as if TERFs can hang out in those places in significant numbers these days without getting instantly banned as soon as we speak the simple truth that transwomen are not women. Guarantee you those people are 1.) men (ie: would bet that the "I beat my meat to it" person is a dude) or 2.) lying for a big funny "ahaha and then everyone clapped" internet tranny hugbox moment.

If he really wanted to critique accurate TERF rhetoric he'd critique commentary from ovarit where they have dunked on his ass multiple times for being a sick fuck, but he won't, because there is nothing to critique when they are coming from a place of material reality and he's coming from a place of his pseudo-religious self-mutilation sex cult. Any critique he attempts will just further highlight to lurking normies that his head is filled with monstrous thoughts and that men like him should be locked away from women forever.

 

[Surfin Terf]

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if a trans woman is a chaser then she's a male and her target of obsession is a woman bc she's secretly acting misogynistic toward trans women.

It's not often that a straw man is so bad that I legitimately can't tell what the viewpoint it's misrepresenting is. I've looked through AMHOLIO's comment trying to find anything that even remotely resembles what Phil said and I just can't find it. Other than mentioning that he's a chaser there's nothing at all that's survived that straw manning.

Yet again I have tragically fooled a man into thinking I'm a cis male. Tragic, he probably would have called me an uberTERF or something. I have had my gender assumed and this is an unforgivable sin.

He didn't respond to anyone contending his joke being pornbrained or any of the other reasonable arguments, I'm sure he has a fantastic and witty response to those that he won't dare grace us with.

I appreciate his low reading comprehension, the entire point was an attempt at showing others he was truly committed to appearing to be a woman. It doesn't mean people see him as a woman, just that some people would classify him as woman adjacent or at least not block him from the women's bathroom. I wish I had that UK voter chart that showed that people were more ok with trans women entering women's bathrooms ONLY if they had bottom surgery, and if they didn't their bathroom acceptance shot down, but I'm too lazy to search for it. No matter what, the majority of true and honest lesbian women will nod along with him in public but go out of their way to avoid dating him. If he can cite all the real life cis lesbian (not bi, not for this measurement, bi people like both so they're not a part of this count) he has had sex with in person and not just online RP, I will be amazed. At most, it would be 2 since he likely could guilt trip one lesbian into unfulfilling sex with him and or have encounters with bi or straight women who thought they were lesbian only for a while. Otherwise, I'm guessing the true CIS LESBIAN relationships he's had are zero.

I know he's had sex with and is sexually attracted to transwomen. I wouldn't be surprised if he is a chaser as well as sexually attracted to anything that stands still.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Archive

"lurkers are starting to distrust what they see on KF."
Source: Trust me bro

It's an open secret that drama youtubers just get all their information from Kiwi Farms.

"I think Keffals won"
Mutahar put out an entire video calling him out and citing Kiwifarms:

Muta did an even handed video on all of Keffals' scandals about 7 months ago, he dives into a bunch of the contradictions in Keffals' stories about several key moments in the Keffals-verse such as: the "SWAT"ing story, the ever changing excuses for a trip to Europe, and the "where did the $100,000/totally real lawsuit go?" question. Aside from Blocked & Reported doing a deep dive into Keffal's claim's it was probably the biggest normie-friendly media covering how flagrently dishonest keffals and the media (cough cough Taylor Lorenz, Ben Collins, TYT, Pink News, literally every lazy Internet "journalist" at the time cough cough) had been about the situations that lead to keffals' fame, drop kiwi farms, and the coke legal fund. In this video, Mutahar does the unthinkable and cites KF as a source of good info collected by dedicated autists, when it can be verified (aka there's independent archives of shit, this is why you always archive shit). Muta even does the whole throat clearing about how there are mean people who say mean things about people on there and they're mean sometimes, even to him... to try to appease the crybabies. The dying gasps of DKF tried to cancel Muta for having the audacity to cite kiwi farms, because their MO had always been that any information sourced from kiwi farms was somehow tainted and could never be cited, no matter how true (this is still going on in the Bluesky/Jesse Singal Derangement threads to this day with these same people). Despite this, Kiwi Farms is still alive and Muta is doing just as fine as ever. Good for him.
Side note, this got Keffals and his goons to target Just A Worm, the artist from here who started doing thumbnail art comissions/twitter posting. To my knowledge he hasn't been seen since which is the real tragedy. I liked his art. RIP Worm.

The Young Turks totally disavowed him:

The Young Turks completely disavow Keffals, openly call Lucas a fraud. They also retract their backing of Keffals.

His patreon bucks started drying up and he had to get a job:

To mark the start of gay pride month there's been an update in the Keffals Patreon situation.

Combined Patreon income as of June 1st: $999.06, The $1000 barrier has been breached.

Keffals says he is "working" a "job" at an Italian cafe. Good for him, I guess.

And is laying low in in the tranny hugbox BlueSky:

Am I the only one here who checks his Bluesky once in while?
And I only check it, because I saw a new notification from here again.
This is his latest post from 2 days ago: (A/B)

Confirms he is still living in Belfast.

It's hard to think of a bigger loser than Keffals. Besides Valens, that is.

Phil is begging and suicide baiting on Twitter.

 

[Drama Fan]

Mutahar put out an entire video calling him out and citing Kiwifarms:

Always love being @'ed in a thread which I didn't know existed about someone I know of via other means. I would like to say hello to Ana.

lurkers are starting to distrust what they see on KF.

The "obsessed few people with really poor credibility defense doesn't really work when true and honest obsessives literally provide 3rd party archives of what you said. A great reminder to archive everything! A great reminder to every lurker, that you don't have to take KF user's words for it- subjects of threads literally speaks for themselves. The fact that they are mad it's archived and posted is a bit sus.
I also don't particularly think that the Keffals' effect goes that far these days, given that every useful person, online personality who through their weight behind Special K, and most of the clapping seal twitch audience that Keffals ever had realized that Keffals was only in it for the clout and money. Last I checked Keffals is pulling Tipster tier numbers and still manages to at least have enough dignity to not want anything to do with Tipster.
It's hard being a figurehead for a movement when everyone is repulsed by your personality like Keffals is.

The Young Turks totally disavowed him:

A mental cloud of observations/ badly told of mental associations upon being @'ed in a thread which I didn't know existed:
I had TYT on the mind because I got pinged in thread called Ana and I immediately assumed it was Ana Kasparian and became confused when it wasn't. But just the other day I was listening to Blocked and Reported, the same podcast on which Ana K came out as frustrated with trans influencers (one of the few good blocked and reported guest segments) and saying how tired she was of mindless towing the Democrat party line when it conflicted with reality. She was one of many mainstream political people to find the Democrat Party using trans issues as a purity test frustrating because denying basic realities generally drives normies away. I appreciate her for this. The team aspect of politics brain-deadens a lot of people, it's refreshing when someone is intellectually honest enough to admit lazy political polarization got them.
This same podcast, B&R, had a recent episode which mentioned Ana Valens, and Jesse made Katie read the transcript of the cis woman breeding (Is it buck breaking when it's an enslaved cis-woman?) facility as a joke. It's clearly an insanely porn-brained (probably autistic) male's fantasy and not a joke for the person openly talking about it. This was audio I had only heard because Null played it on Mad at the Internet at some point as a "h8 troons and h8 journos lol" segment. Blocked and reported only mentioned Ana V because she wrote about Jesse admitting to making a mistake, but the Daily Dot article made it seem like he did it to hurt trans rights when his bad interpreteation of data was an error in the favor of trans rights and stuff. Blocked & Reported was one of the few podcasts that actually looked into the drop kiwi farms business, and was willing to declare Keffals a opportunistic grifter before it was cool in lib-ish places. Null in expressing his appreciation for this assumed Katie Herzog of B&R was a trans woman, which was a bit rude.

All this is to say 3 things
1. Small world, and it's fun when coincidences happen that all these things I listen to get mashed together.
2. Ana V: your mere existence and insistence on being a voice for trans people while still being every stereotype an anti-trans advocate would want to paint trans women as has possibly turned more people against the concept than towards it. Across the D/R divide, anyone who reads the things authored by you or hears them spoken seem to become more hesitant about trans people. Pro-trans people disavow you. Anti-trans people hold you up as proof that it is a fetish. You are a political millstone around the neck of any legitimacy the trans community worked for. You are worse than Keffals for any gender movement you wish to advance. Being the last one holding the Keffals flag is probably a sign of bad judgement.
3. This picture in the OP reminds me of Wayne's World. Party on Garth!

 

[Scrumption]

@Gog & Magog



Interesting. So when a white guy makes an ambiguous hand sign, then he is a Nazi; meanwhile, Phil gargles Nazi propaganda from Hamas because he has a mental block on viewing Arabs as Nazi.

 

[Lavender Moth]

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LMFAOOO "giantess" fiction has an extremely low amount of (actual) female fans. It is a kink almost exclusively dominated by heterosexual male fans, hence why "giantess" fiction is the most popular rather than simply "giant" or even "macro" fiction. (The latter term I mainly see among homosexual men.) It was a fetish I hadn't even fucking heard of until AGP troons like him started invading my community. The minority of (actual) women into giantess kink are overwhelmingly heterosexual as well (if they are SSA, they are always bihet -- I've never in my 20+ years of being "out" met a lesbian into that fetish) and enjoy it as an extreme form of femdom where the entire thrill of it is flipping the standard power dynamic that occurs naturally between heterosexual couples due to the vast difference in physical power between males and females. There is a reason why you seldom to never see fujos creaming their jeans over giant yaoi men -- 90% of the folks who enjoy giant stuff are men who are either exclusively attracted to or primarily attracted to females. If they are making content of men, it's "by men for men" giant muscle bara shit. Yes, there will always be outliers, but the percentage of them regarding giantess fiction is very, very low.

If he wasn't such a creep I'd almost feel bad for him. I can't imagine being this delusional and self-hating over being a fucking heterosexual lmfao.

 

[Gog & Magog]

3. This picture in the OP reminds me of Wayne's World. Party on Garth!

lol I see the resemblance now that you mention it

 

[Scrumption]

 

[AMHOLIO]

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Yeah, this is why no actual lesbian will sleep with you.

 

[CervixHammer]

@Gog & Magog

from the same thread:

Not to rely on LLMs as a substitute for actual research, but it would probably annoy Phil to consult something owned by Ketamine Hitler so here we go:

What percentage of women (actual women, not trans) have "vore" fantasies?

There isn’t a definitive, large-scale study that specifically measures the percentage of women (biological females) who have vore fantasies. Vorarephilia, or "vore," is a niche paraphilia, and research on it is limited due to its rarity and the challenges of studying such specific sexual interests. However, I can provide some insights based on available data and reasonable extrapolation.
One of the few relevant studies comes from Justin Lehmiller’s survey of sexual fantasies, detailed in his book Tell Me What You Want. In this survey of 4,175 Americans, only 10 participants (about 0.2%) explicitly described vore or vorarephilia as their favorite fantasy. This sample wasn’t broken down by gender in a way that isolates biological females specifically, but assuming a roughly even gender split (as is typical in broad fantasy surveys), this suggests a very small fraction of women—potentially around 0.1% to 0.2%—might list vore as their top fantasy. However, this is only about "favorite" fantasies, not whether they’ve ever had such a fantasy.
Broader data on vore prevalence is scarce. A small informal survey from the vore community on DeviantArt (2014) found that 46% of 36 respondents were female, implying interest in vore isn’t exclusively male-dominated. Still, this is a tiny, self-selected sample of enthusiasts, not a general population measure. Lehmiller’s work also notes that rare fantasies (like vore) tend to be less common across the board, with only a small minority ever entertaining them, even fleetingly.
For comparison, studies on more common fantasies—like BDSM or group sex—show much higher rates among women (e.g., 60-65% have had BDSM fantasies per Lehmiller’s data). Vore, being far more specific and unconventional, likely falls well below 1% for women in terms of ever having such a fantasy. Without direct, targeted research, a rough estimate might place it between 0.5% and 2% of women who have ever fantasized about vore, with the actual number probably closer to the lower end due to its niche nature.
The lack of precise data reflects both the difficulty of studying rare fetishes and the stigma that might prevent honest reporting. So, while I can’t give you an exact percentage, the evidence suggests it’s a very small minority of women—likely under 1%—who have vore fantasies, with even fewer considering it a significant interest.

Bonus Hole:

A staple of brainrot is that when when it comes to Kiwi Farms there are no jokes, no kinks, no joy, no irony, no depth of character. It's always 100% serious & evil & a hint to a dark horrible secret (the trannies-we've-driven-to-suicide scoreboard that nobody can find) that justifies all their hate but if it's one of them ("gurls") even age of consent discussions are fine.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Keffals "really did win in the end."
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It's funny because if anything Kiwifarms is facing the opposite problem. It's not becoming more insular and bitter and non-mainstream. On the contrary, particularly with regard to troons, it's becoming increasingly indistinguishable from the mainstream, to the extent that a lot of people don't need to come here anymore.

Is there an actual group of people that is becoming more insular, bitter, mistrusted and mocked and hated by the mainstream, increasingly prone to forming cults and expressing their rejection and despair with acts of violence and petty vandalism? Hm, can't think of one.

 

[Chandelier]

@Gog & Magog
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AO3 may be dominated by women but I immediately clocked his fetishes as male. Rape and incest may be written by pooners but it's all about the drama and pretty language, whereas when men write it really is "down to business" and is really about fetishising the person you're raping. Even pooners don't make rape jokes like that.

 

[Lavender Moth]

I immediately clocked his fetishes as male.

Yep.

Ironically he even tells on himself in his own post where he claims that criticizing & mocking men with snuff & rape fetishes will somehow hurt the (ultra tiny) minority of actual women who enjoy stomach gurgling (which is goofy and weird but very vanilla by comparison). Like, no, criticizing men and their fetishes won't hurt women who have slightly adjacent fetishes (I wouldn't even call something like a kink for intestinal noises close to actual rape, slavery, and murder lmfao) because the reason women experience those fetishes and how they engage in them is different than the way men do, and that's because men and women *gasp* aren't the same. Again with the whole blame and deflect thing. Notice how he never addresses the snuff and rape, he always deflects to some harmless and/or fantastical fetish that's only slightly adjacent if you play mental gymnastics hard enough.

Would also love to know where he's meeting these so-called "TERFs" who love vore. So much of his logic hinges on his interactions with other AGP men who claim to be women (rather than real women), it's hilarious. He's so deep into his own AGP pseudobisexuality. You can tell he doesn't even hang out in heterosexual female trans ally-type fujo places very often because it's not even very common in those areas. The like five times I've seen it, it's always been "non-fatal" or "plushie vore" shit created by touch-starved autistic women who want their entire partner's body to be one big living hugbox that can protect them from the world while also providing romantic companionship. The psychology behind that is so vastly different from men who fantasize about killing their female partners or being killed by them.

The fear women have towards Phil and others like him isn't just because of the fetish involving harm to women -- it's the fact that he's an intact male with a history of pushing the boundaries of consent and encouraging other men to do so, all while shaming women (his victims) for establishing reasonable boundaries. I think the only thing stopping him from going full rapist is the fact that he knows he would never survive prison, especially now that folks are waking up to the fact that most trannies are AGP and not sad HSTS types. A weak skinny fat mushroom gunt-haver like him can easily pulverize practically any actual female, but he wouldn't last a day in prison surrounded by hardened men, many of whom, despite being criminals, have women in their lives that they love, and thus, they hate pathetic weaklings like Phil who thrive on harming only those who can't fight back.

I know deep down that these inconsistencies and his inability to follow a basic logical chain of thought are all because he's an actual retard with a malicious personality and sub middle grade level reading comprehension skills, but I also have to oof at the fact that big magazines once hired someone this mentally deficient to fucking write for them all because he's a delusional man lmfao.

 

[huesofmercury]