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- Jun 3, 2016
Andrew "I AM DELIVERT" Caldwell
Meet Andrew Chad Caldwell, born July 28, 1993. Known as the "I ain't gay no more" rich, straight man, he is a pathological liar and a fraud. Straight from St. Louis, Missouri, Caldwell is one of the biggest famewhores you will ever witness. Caldwell has been at it since he proudly proclaimed during the Church of God in Christ convention back in 2014 how he was "delivert" and how he was no longer a "homosetual".
What makes him an lolcow? Well, his claims of wealth and fame are outlandish, he was featured on Jimmy Kimmel Live as a joke. He claims to have a team of lawyers, a vast empire, and his own cooking show despite working at Target and McDonald's. He even calls himself Mr. Betty Crocker and tries to imitate the catch-phrases and mannerisms of the cast members from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta". He also uploads regular content addressed to the haters to brag and do his best at threatening, masculine posture.
Caldwell had a childhood typical of a lolcow, a terrible upbringing that started in the womb. According to his aunt, his mother was a schizophrenic, drug addicted whore, who gave birth to a low IQ, bipolar, gay son.
Andrew Caldwell also got sued by Kordell Stewart, a former NFL player rumored to be on the down low, for 3 million dollars with Stewart winning the judgment. The suit was based on defamation, and Stewart won because Andrew failed to show up to court. Also, the judge probably didn't believe Stewart would chose such an unsightly baboon to carry on a romantic tryst with.
https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2016/11/kordell-stewart-gay-scandal-rhoa-alum-wins-lawsuit/ (https://web.archive.org/web/2018060...l-stewart-gay-scandal-rhoa-alum-wins-lawsuit/)
Like many lolcows, he likes to pretend he's a real man until he gives up and goes tranny because being a man is too hard. In the following video, he also criticizes gay men for being effeminate, yet he's one of the most flamboyant men you'll ever observe.
Caldwell has even gone so far as to scout out mansions to stalk their open houses and pretend that he's moving in with his mamma.
He also flips out when people insinuate he's still gay by calling him "sis" or "mutha".
He brags about having dates and getting sex from women in the weirdest ways. He also lies about sleeping with women!
He's got an invisible weave, like Pristine Christine.
In 2014, Caldwell was also busted for insurance fraud.
Accounts:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/executiveandrew.caldwell (http://archive.is/yR20V)
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/andrew_c_caldwell/ (http://archive.is/5tmXu)
A YouTube account collecting videos he's posted on Snapchat and elsewhere: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRhC10_eZldhal7qsRkBJRA/
Some eye candy
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