Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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Does he even have any documented IRL troll encounters?
Closest case would be a stretch- years ago some random guy would scream "PEDOPHILE" out of his car while driving by the Ditch residence- there's a few doorbell recordings of it IIRC.

Close second is the 2020ish era recording Andy made of his dad shittalking some m a s s i v e faggot who was calling the Ditch household phone and trying to troll whomever by sperging out over the phone. It was extremely underwhelming and no one remembers or talks about it because it was some of the gayest shit Andy's ever put to film- turds included.
 
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Closest case would be a stretch- years ago some random guy would scream "PEDOPHILE" out of his car while driving by the Ditch residence- there's a few doorbell recordings of it IIRC.

Close second is the 2020ish era recording Andy made of his dad shittalking some m a s s i v e fucking zoomer faggot who was calling the Ditch household phone and trying to troll whomever by sperging out over the phone. It was extremely underwhelming and no one remembers or talks about it because it was some of the gayest shit Andy's ever put to film- turds included.

Unless you also count public officials too. Officer Bentley was clearly over his shit and had several confrontations with him on a very personal level. There was a police lieutenant (or maybe detective?) in New York who also just clearly loathed Andy and was fucking with him during an entire conversation.

Amdy's old favorite conspiracy theory was to baselessly accuse the police force of being actual online trolls and tbh I could kinda believe some of them were. Bentley at least was extremely well versed and up to date with his online shenanigans.
 
Good shit.

Re: a thread on Nguyen, It has to be made in the Prospering Grounds first, then pass mod approval before it can go into Internet Tough Guys, bu this faggot is surely thread worthy should anyone want to tackle it.
Agreed. Surprisingly for a man with multiple different identities there’s a ton about him.
 
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Anyone have an archive?
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Best we start archiving now. Joe does want to just be his own person, not be Andrew Ditch's public informant after all.

Would be nice if he just makes a private album link where he can post updates about his brother there to get it off his mind without interrupting the subscriber audience he wants. That way we lurkers can still get updates about the shit-for-brains Ditch brother and Joe goes relatively unbothered.
 
Best we start archiving now. Joe does want to just be his own person, not be Andrew Ditch's public informant after all.

Would be nice if he just makes a private album link where he can post updates about his brother there to get it off his mind without interrupting the subscriber audience he wants. That way we lurkers can still get updates about the shit-for-brains Ditch brother and Joe goes relatively unbothered.
I mean the Amdy videos are behind a members only paywall so you have to pay for them to get them archived lol.
 
I mean the Amdy videos are behind a members only paywall so you have to pay for them to get them archived lol.
Can you even download videos that are behind a paywall? I'm pretty sure that's against YT's rules and you can't. If someone can pay Joe the membership money and screen record the videos that would be cash money. I would do the service myself but I am a broke nigger at the moment who can't afford to be spending my coins on YouTube shit, even if it means preserving the lore.
 
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I think this is my favorite Andy meltdown, Tom mocking his fake baby voice and setting him off gets me every time. Starts at 1:30

You'd like this then. It's a fucking hilarious 10 minute performance by Tom doing a superb impression of Andy's infantile wailing, with Andy crying in the far background.

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The action starts within seconds of the starting of the recording; Andy immediately attempts to provoke his father by suicidebaiting. Thomas then proceeds to give an Oscar worthy performance which doesn't stop for over 10 minutes until Andy fully disappears, and the Ditch family discuss their doubts about the legitimacy of Andy's threats of ODing until end of tape 2 minutes later.
 
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You'd like this then. It's a fucking hilarious 10 minute performance by Tom doing a superb impression of Andy's infantile wailing, with Andy crying in the far background.

Dad abuses me September 2022-Ckrg4FGrgog-360p.mp4
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The action starts within seconds of the starting of the recording; Andy immediately attempts to provoke his father by suicidebaiting. Thomas then proceeds to give an Oscar worthy performance which doesn't stop for over 10 minutes until Andy fully disappears, and the Ditch family discuss their doubts about the legitimacy of Andy's threats of ODing until end of tape 2 minutes later.

Tom does an amazing Hank Hill impression at the start LMAO :story:

Every time Andy walks by him with a shit filled diaper and talks about his AUTIZM and ABOOSE he goes THAT BOY AIN'T RIGHT
 
Best we start archiving now. Joe does want to just be his own person, not be Andrew Ditch's public informant after all.

Would be nice if he just makes a private album link where he can post updates about his brother there to get it off his mind without interrupting the subscriber audience he wants. That way we lurkers can still get updates about the shit-for-brains Ditch brother and Joe goes relatively unbothered.
I hope someone did it yesterday because there are only two public member's vids left available.
 
You'd like this then. It's a fucking hilarious 10 minute performance by Tom doing a superb impression of Andy's infantile wailing, with Andy crying in the far background.

Dad abuses me September 2022-Ckrg4FGrgog-360p.mp4
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The action starts within seconds of the starting of the recording; Andy immediately attempts to provoke his father by suicidebaiting. Thomas then proceeds to give an Oscar worthy performance which doesn't stop for over 10 minutes until Andy fully disappears, and the Ditch family discuss their doubts about the legitimacy of Andy's threats of ODing until end of tape 2 minutes later.
Haha, never has a mocking been more deeply and richly deserved. The oooOooOoooo near the beginning where Tom is doing the dishes gets old fast though. Thankfully it's not too long.
 
Note to all you Kiwis, if any of you end up having kids don't name them Andy. High likelihood they'll end up a predatory lolcow with a possibility of being into diapers
don't name your sons Josh, either
Joshua Block
Joshua Roberts
Joshua Faye Saunders
Joshua Connor Moon
whatever bowblax'd name is, I know he's also a Josh
your kid is doomed to have Mega Autism with the name
 
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