Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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Fetid Queef said:
Joe might be an aspie but I tolerate him and like him a hell of a lot more than Andy.

He's pretty cute as well. By my shitty standards
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Joe is a much more likeable guy then Andy....but cute? That whole family was cursed with Sasquatch genetics and both brothers are some of the least handsome men I've ever seen.

I guess there really is someone for everyone.
 
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Vagina Dentata said:
I could see Joe cleaning up pretty well if he ever had the gumption to do it. Depression does weird shit to a person.
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He would have to chop off the terrible Larry from Three Stooges hair (at least trim it down to like a buzzcut if he didn't want to go full Jason Statham bald), lose about 50 lbs and that awful gut, trim up his beard, and maybe develop some kind of actual income and perhaps a hobby to even be remotely attractive, in my humble opinion. But maybe some of you gals are crosseyed tweakers, idk.

Edit: I'd say move out of his parents' house too but really, multigenerational homes have been the norm for most of human history so I don't really think he needs to. But he would also have to at least clean up the fuckin' hovel and his own room at the very least. And do something other than deliver paper with his dad and/or doordash (yes, yes, I know he's had or has cancer, that sucks for him but still...). Or Jesus, if he's not gonna really work or move out, he should be "the man" of the family and be helping his dad and (previously) his mom but we never really saw that, did we? I mean baby Amdy is the giantest piece of shit in the world but one thing he criticized the family for that was strangely true was that Joe didn't really seem to do jack to help either of the parents out. He just kind of hung out with Tom a lot and Tom allowed it (I think) because compared to Andy, Joe was a genius, a saint, and a great helper all around (simply by not fucking things up outright and more all the time). Alright, minor rant over I'll take my autismo pieces.
 
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pooterino said:
[so much sperging]
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Sir, this is a Wendy's.

If Joe unfucked himself and got out from under his depression and his family, he would absolutely have a chance with somebody out there. It would just probably depend on him moderating whatever expectations he might have about the sort of partner he wanted in comparison to what he can offer to a partner himself.

Incels can't handle that shit without shooting up a grocery store, but Joe seems like he hasn't been indoctrinated with that fuckery despite being single for a long time (good for him) so yeah, he absolutely has a chance at not dying alone if he'd just handle shit and take steps.
 
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Vagina Dentata said:
Sir, this is a Wendy's.

If Joe unfucked himself and got out from under his depression and his family, he would absolutely have a chance with somebody out there. It would just probably depend on him moderating whatever expectations he might have about the sort of partner he wanted in comparison to what he can offer to a partner himself.

Incels can't handle that shit without shooting up a grocery store, but Joe seems like he hasn't been indoctrinated with that fuckery despite being single for a long time (good for him) so yeah, he absolutely has a chance at not dying alone if he'd just handle shit and take steps.
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You'd be amazed by what losing a 100 pounds of useless fat, an improved posture and working out can do to a guy. It would be hilarious if Joe not only had some high functioning autism but got inspired to work out and became some kind of autistic Chad and really sent turd boy seething. The guys neck deep in depression from years of dealing with his asshole brother and the sadness of watching your parents grow old and fade away. Joe has my sympathy.

Ilabelle21 said:
I would 100% believe if Joe, or even Tom, had autism. Their speech mannerisms remind me a lot of some of the autists I know in real life. (And I know several).

Andy's, on the other hand, reminds me of some of the BPDs and schizophrenics I've worked with (church volunteer work) — namely the almost, 'slurred,' manner of speech (granted he's also using so many pills), and the forced baby talk.
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Andy slurs his speech because the stupid asshole is rather fond of slamming his fat walrus head into hard objects. He's probably got self inflicted brain damage at this point. Not that anything of value in that mind was lost.
 
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JumpingJackFash said:
Andy slurs his speech because the stupid asshole is rather fond of slamming his fat walrus head into hard objects. He's probably got self inflicted brain damage at this point. Not that anything of value in that mind was lost.
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Was there anything of value in the first place in that brain? Also I'm pretty sure he did get brain damage there's no probably involved.
 
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Vagina Dentata said:
Sir, this is a Wendy's.

If Joe unfucked himself and got out from under his depression and his family, he would absolutely have a chance with somebody out there. It would just probably depend on him moderating whatever expectations he might have about the sort of partner he wanted in comparison to what he can offer to a partner himself.

Incels can't handle that shit without shooting up a grocery store, but Joe seems like he hasn't been indoctrinated with that fuckery despite being single for a long time (good for him) so yeah, he absolutely has a chance at not dying alone if he'd just handle shit and take steps.
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Yeah, too much sperging. But in honor of Oblivion Remastered coming out I have one more thing to tard out on since I have Elder Scrolls on the brain. Hopefully less annoying this time.

I was watching a Baby Andy Archive video and couldn't help but notice that he looks 100% like everyone's favorite Dwemer-spider-wheelchair-bound fat-fuck last-of-the-Dwarves... Yagrum Bagarn! The corprus disease makes Yagrum look like Andy (with his scarred armpits) and he must have shit up his pants all the time and gotten "leg sours" like Baby Amdy in order to have his legs sawed off and replaced with Dwemer spider legs.

End of sperg and as Andy says, "pizza puzzle pieces, pweas."

baby_amdy_bagarn.webp
 
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JumpingJackFash said:
Andy slurs his speech because the stupid asshole is rather fond of slamming his fat walrus head into hard objects. He's probably got self inflicted brain damage at this point. Not that anything of value in that mind was lost.
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Well technically he almost died from crashing his motorscooter.

Granted I think his brain damage made him a narcissist and not an autist.
 
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King Metalia said:
Was there anything of value in the first place in that brain? Also I'm pretty sure he did get brain damage there's no probably involved.
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I don't believe this at all.
He is a deranged fetishistic faker with diagnosed SAD.

He chooses to use it (hit by a car) too often as a manipulation tactic to get his way.
 
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pooterino said:
I was watching a Baby Andy Archive video and couldn't help but notice that he looks 100% like everyone's favorite Dwemer-spider-wheelchair-bound fat-fuck last-of-the-Dwarves... Yagrum Bagarn! The corprus disease makes Yagrum look like Andy (with his scarred armpits) and he must have shit up his pants all the time and gotten "leg sours" like Baby Amdy in order to have his legs sawed off and replaced with Dwemer spider legs.

End of sperg and as Andy says, "pizza puzzle pieces, pweas."
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.....I'm going to mod Morrowind and make Yagrum into Amdy.
I'm giving him the retard glasses, too.
 
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