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I'm making this OP because the original was sent to Spergatory. Also, check out this thread request from 2020.
Meet the Poopsquatch
Andrew "Andy" J (or Diatch(?)) Ditch is a barely-groomed, middle-aged scat enthusiast who lives with his mother, father, and brother in Tonawanda, New York. Andy spends all day in soiled diapers while he follows his family members around the house, telling them how much he loves to squish his dog's poop between his fingers.
Playing Pretend
Andrew was born on June 7th, 1985. Throughout his life, he has never shown any signs of autism. His family claims that everything changed when he became the victim of a hit and run incident his way to work [as Ronald McDonald] in his early twenties. His mother claims that sometime after this incident, Andrew looked up what an autistic person was and, from then on, pretended to be one.
It has been speculated that Andy suffers from Munchausen syndrome, a mental disorder that causes a person to pretend to be ill or deliberately act out symptoms of an illness.
His faux-autism may also stem from the sexual abuse that he endured during his childhood by another member of the family, his brother Steven. However, Andy contests this.
Before his autism obsession, Andrew was interested in and knowledgeable about PCs. Two channels from 2013 with the alias "A Best PCs" contain several videos of Andrew talking normally. Andy created A Best PCs, a company for which he had his own shirts, logo, and website. Andy abandoned this career path so that he could work as an adult baby man full-time.
Andy likes to talk like a baby and sometimes speaks in the third person. However, whenever he needs to become defensive against police or anyone else who tries to hold a mirror to his face, he will become angry and speak more like a grown man. His in-depth knowledge of the law also contradicts his baby persona.
This is far from the only contradiction that Andy has exhibited. Andy will often become violent with his family members for being too loud. In contrast, Andy has videotaped himself attending loud rock concerts, during which he was not under any stress.
Andy often claims that due to his "autism", he requires "help" in some way, shape, or form from his family members and the authorities. Whenever he does not receive this, or if he is told that he is faking, he will be thrown into violent rages, in which he has been known to hurt both himself and others.
Sympathy Baiting
Part of what brought the Poopsquatch to light was his YouTube uploads, which were made by Andy in an attempt to get people to feel sorry for him. Whenever he is unable to punish his family members, the police force, or online trolls, he resorts to posting videos online in order to garner sympathy. He will post recordings of conversations that he has with police and his family, sometimes overlayed with sad music, in instances where he feels that he is being abused because of his autism. These videos are often screen recordings of audio recordings, with Andy sometimes being heard crying over the original recording.
His "disabled" aunt was one of the only people to fall for his manipulation. She attempted to speak to Officer Bentley and convince him that Andy was being discriminated against, only for the Officer to shut her down, blaming her for encouraging Andy's delusions.
YOU'RE 'BUSIN' ME 'CAUSE A MY DISABILI'Y!!!!
Andy vs. His Family
Andrew has lived at home for the majority of his life. He never graduated, and while he may have been somewhat ambitious during his early life, this was quickly abandoned in his favor of pretending to me a shit adoring man-child. Andy has been a problem since his teenage years, one of the known incidents being that he assaulted his brother and ended up in temporary housing.
Although his family used to be understanding and tolerant of his condition, after being subjected to his baby-man persona for years on end, they have grown to despise Andy. His own mother labels him a bully. Despite this, Andy clings to them like a parasite. He often tries to manipulate them by making empty threats whenever he doesn't get his way.
Andy is incredibly entitled and manipulative, wanting to have his parents be his legal guardians so that, by law, they have to participate in baby diaper role-play with their 30-something-year-old son. Andy spends most of his day walking around the house and having conversations that make his family uncomfortable, sometimes using an iPad made for verbally-incapable autistic children. Andy's family has tried time and time again to medicate him, but because Andy knows that there isn't anything wrong with him, he'll attempt to throw the drugs away, only for his father to dig them out of the trash. In order to get Andy to leave them alone, Joe and his father will play loud music or make loud noises (as you would for a wild animal). Of his three family members, Joe, his brother, tolerates him the least. Joe has a YouTube channel where he posts about Andy's freakouts and ramblings.
If you look up Andrew Ditch, you'll probably find articles about the incident that he's most infamous for. After the family's tolerance for Baby Andy began to wane, coincidentally, they all began to feel dizzy and sick after their morning coffee. They soon got authorities involved, and after an extensive investigation, Andy was charged with attempted assault for trying to poison his family. As it turns out, he was putting chemicals in the coffee maker. How and why he skipped out on going to prison for this is unknown.
Archived: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Zb_V0-sVs3s
Andy’s selfish disregard for his family spans from minor inconveniences to severe health and safety risks. He believes he is entitled to do and receive anything he wants without giving anything back. While his mother was on oxygen, he turned on a diffuser and refused to turn it off because it “helps him relax." This led to one of the more infamous arrests by Officer Bentley, whom Andrew encouraged to arrest him.
Despite claiming she's his rock, Andy desperately wants his mother to leave the house so that his father can focus on caring for him instead. Andy would rather have his father play "Take Care of Baby Andy" instead of looking after his mother. He has made several videos of his mother on the floor after having fallen down, and instead of helping her, he puts on his baby persona and gets his elderly father to lift her off the floor instead.
Below is a video of Andy throwing a tantrum after his father wouldn't pay attention to him because he had to look after his wife.
Andy vs. The Police
Andy and his family are prolific cop-callers, wasting tax dollars to help settle petty disputes. Their time and resources are often wasted because of Andy’s desire to pretend to be a middle-aged baby-man. Andy, more often than not, is the one to call the police. He has them come over just to complain about his family, trying to see if he can have them arrested for "abusing him". He'll even call them just for fun, sometimes going on with whatever is bothering him that day, and once even to get an operator to tell him how to make popcorn.
Archived: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=wur4CHhbMKk
When they inevitably inform him that nothing can be done, he will insult them and demand that they leave, sometimes throwing one of his coveted man-fits. He will threaten them by stating that they are discriminating against his “disibili-y”. Andy believes that because of his non-existent mental disorder, he is allowed to demand the imprisonment of anyone he deems to be abusing him. Andy's ultimate goal is to get the police to kick his parents out of their own house, believing that he is entitled to it. In order to accomplish this, he will claim to have been verbally abused, demanding that they be removed from the home for his mental well-being.
The local police station often sends Officer Bentley to deal with Andy, who is now used to his antics. He has even forced the officer to look at an infection on his ass, which does count as sexual harassment.
Everybody Abuses Andy
Andy is renowned for his abusive behavior towards anyone unfortunate enough to wind up in his presence. He has been kicked out of countless group homes, programs, and hospitals for abusing staff. When hospital staff refused to let Andy leave, he spat on a nurse, claiming they discriminated against his disibili'y.
Fecal Affinity:
Andrew loves and frequently talks about poop. He forces his dad to listen to how he likes how his dog’s poop feels but not smells. He also pooped in his dad's truck, throwing a tantrum shortly after.
Because Andrew has a scat fetish, he'll often take photos of his feces in the bathroom and share them online.
After getting mad at a hotel, he smeared feces all over the walls.
Ever since Andy's accident, he has been wearing diapers, which his mother formerly had to change. Like poop, Andrew loves to talk about diapers and to feature himself wearing them on camera. In April of 2014, Andrew registered an account on a diaper-fetish forum known as "ADISC.org", where in his profile he noted that he is a diaper-lover, as well as being incontinent.
Andrew Ditch archivist, @andrewditch, discovered that while screen-sharing during a video, Andy accidentally featured a piece of scat-fetish art depicting the Wendy's mascot pushing out brown liquid into a Wendy's cup.
The most damning piece of evidence of Andrew's shit fetish comes from a video in which he describes in detail his love for shit.
Pedophilia
While you might have already made some accurate assumptions about Andy, it should be noted that he is not a convicted sex offender, nor has he been found to be talking to anyone that he believes to be underage. Rather, he has defended another infamous lolcow, Nova Online, by rationalizing his pedophilia and sexual deviancy. In Andy's own words, if someone has a disibili'y, then it is okay for them to exhibit pedophilic tendencies because they're mentally immature.
3/2/2024: In order to prove he wasn't a pedophile, he walked to a park and recorded children playing. His rationale was that he was not arrested after doing this. He also admitted that he does this every week.
Stalking
Andrew has been known to stalk other individuals. Andy once stalked a nurse and followed her home from the hospital.
In July of 2023, Andy suspected that one of his neighbors was one of his internet bullies. Because the police wouldn't do anything, Andy took matters into his own hands and stalked their home, demanding that they stop harassing him.
Still At Large
As of 2024, Andy still posts incessantly on two YouTube channels. Andy is still unemployed and still insists that his elderly parents care for him like an infant. Andy spends much of his time recording videos on his Google Plus phone that consist of private conversations between his family members and defending his autism diagnosis.
Social Media Links
YouTube: My Autism Life Story (Archive) / Andrew Ditch (Archive) / Family of Hurricanes (Archive) / Andy's Autism Life Story (Archive) / Andys Weather Site (Archive) / Andrew abestpcs (Archive) / A Best PCs (Archive) / King Peng You're Caught (Archive) / Joseph Ditch - Infantile because he's a princess (Archive) / TC Abuse Prevention Advocacy Group (Archive) / TC About Autism (Archive) / Joseph Ditch (Archive) / Mike Ditch (Archive) / (See also: Baby Andy Ditch Archive)
Facebook: AWXZ1 (archive error) / andysweathersite2 (Archive) / andrew.ditch.50 (Archive) / andrew.ditch.39 (Archive)
Twitter / X: AndrewDitch1 (Archive) / abestpcs (Archive)
Blogger: Andrew Ditch (Archive) (see also: this post)
Chess.com: abestpcs (Archive)
BleepingComputer.com: abestpcs (Archive)
Edmunds.com: abestpcs (Archive)
LinkedIn: Andrew Ditch (Archive)
Spectrum Community: abestpcs (Archive)
ADISC.org: abestpcs (Archive) (WARNING: THIS IS A DIAPER FETISH FORUM. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.)
Website: abestpcs.com (Archive) (taken down)
Meet the Poopsquatch
Playing Pretend
There's one issue that's always been on our minds, and it's been there for a long time- Yeah. -When he lived on the apartment after he beat the heck out of his brother when his brother was growin' up when he was sixteen or seventeen... They put him in a Hinds Proj. and he was ridin' his bike on Hinds- over by the apartment and Fletcher. And we got a phonecall, [we were] sitting down for dinner: "Come see your son if you want, otherwise he's gonna be dead. He's landed in the middle of the street." So we rushed- raced out, got in the car, went over there; Andy's layin' in the middle of the street. He got hit by a vehicle, hit and run, and he's layin' there- oh wow. -and his face is all mashed up and everything, and we had to call the police [and] ambulance, get him to the hospital, all that garbage. And they said "Well, other than the bruises, uh, bleeding, and concussion, he should be okay." And ever since, we've always questioned whether or not he had brain damage. [Up until] a couple of years ago- Yeah, no doubt, that's a traumatic injury, there's a good chance, right?. -he never, right, he never showed that. Um, he had, so, get this, Andy used to drive! Andy used to drive, and [he] used to have his own computer business in the house! And he [was], um, uh, he was high rated with the Better Business Bureau, and he was an amateur, uh, weather, uh, meteorologist. And he, uh, spots, or, locates storms with- No shit! -the Weather Bureau at the airport, and all these other things! And all that stuff, and all the stuff he was interested in and he loved [to do]: lost interest. Can't do it. Can't function, no more. Yeah, uh, that's clearly traumatic brain injury. Yeah, you go from one extreme to the other, and he wonders why I, my wife, and my- his brother, are so frustrated with him.
Thank you to @Djibouti for this list.
A speech- language evaluation report from July 2019 lists 'mixed receptive-expressive language disorder' and later 'auditory processing disorder, Tourette's syndrome, and sensory deficits' as Andy's diagnosis.
In November 2018, a doctor who had seen Andy multiple times diagnosed him with schizoaffective disorder, depressive type, and an absence of autism spectrum disorder. He states that ' Mr. Ditch seems bent on receiving a diagnosis of an Autism Spectrum Disorder. He seems to have read up on the condition and is familiar with some of the buzzword terminology and he appears to embrace some of the subjective criteria about which he has read or otherwise been informed.
Another doctor (Dr. Wolin) did diagnose Andy with autism as well as Tourette's in August 2018.
A dictation from February 2010 lists bipolar, impulse control disorder, and ADHD in Andy's history. The psychiatrists summation in this same document lists 'ODD, impulse control disorder, and bipolar'. as well as ''pervasive developmental disorder, something along the autistic spectrum disorder (although when one goes through the old record, there is no such axis I diagnosis)'.
While Andy may have been diagnosed with autism by one of the many psychiatrists that Andy has met with, it should be noted that most of the medical practitioners that have had the misfortune of dealing with Andy recognize that he is embellishing his symptoms and is a fake.
A speech- language evaluation report from July 2019 lists 'mixed receptive-expressive language disorder' and later 'auditory processing disorder, Tourette's syndrome, and sensory deficits' as Andy's diagnosis.
In November 2018, a doctor who had seen Andy multiple times diagnosed him with schizoaffective disorder, depressive type, and an absence of autism spectrum disorder. He states that ' Mr. Ditch seems bent on receiving a diagnosis of an Autism Spectrum Disorder. He seems to have read up on the condition and is familiar with some of the buzzword terminology and he appears to embrace some of the subjective criteria about which he has read or otherwise been informed.
Another doctor (Dr. Wolin) did diagnose Andy with autism as well as Tourette's in August 2018.
A dictation from February 2010 lists bipolar, impulse control disorder, and ADHD in Andy's history. The psychiatrists summation in this same document lists 'ODD, impulse control disorder, and bipolar'. as well as ''pervasive developmental disorder, something along the autistic spectrum disorder (although when one goes through the old record, there is no such axis I diagnosis)'.
While Andy may have been diagnosed with autism by one of the many psychiatrists that Andy has met with, it should be noted that most of the medical practitioners that have had the misfortune of dealing with Andy recognize that he is embellishing his symptoms and is a fake.
Andrew was born on June 7th, 1985. Throughout his life, he has never shown any signs of autism. His family claims that everything changed when he became the victim of a hit and run incident his way to work [as Ronald McDonald] in his early twenties. His mother claims that sometime after this incident, Andrew looked up what an autistic person was and, from then on, pretended to be one.
It has been speculated that Andy suffers from Munchausen syndrome, a mental disorder that causes a person to pretend to be ill or deliberately act out symptoms of an illness.
His faux-autism may also stem from the sexual abuse that he endured during his childhood by another member of the family, his brother Steven. However, Andy contests this.
Before his autism obsession, Andrew was interested in and knowledgeable about PCs. Two channels from 2013 with the alias "A Best PCs" contain several videos of Andrew talking normally. Andy created A Best PCs, a company for which he had his own shirts, logo, and website. Andy abandoned this career path so that he could work as an adult baby man full-time.
Andy likes to talk like a baby and sometimes speaks in the third person. However, whenever he needs to become defensive against police or anyone else who tries to hold a mirror to his face, he will become angry and speak more like a grown man. His in-depth knowledge of the law also contradicts his baby persona.
This is far from the only contradiction that Andy has exhibited. Andy will often become violent with his family members for being too loud. In contrast, Andy has videotaped himself attending loud rock concerts, during which he was not under any stress.
Andy often claims that due to his "autism", he requires "help" in some way, shape, or form from his family members and the authorities. Whenever he does not receive this, or if he is told that he is faking, he will be thrown into violent rages, in which he has been known to hurt both himself and others.
Sympathy Baiting
Part of what brought the Poopsquatch to light was his YouTube uploads, which were made by Andy in an attempt to get people to feel sorry for him. Whenever he is unable to punish his family members, the police force, or online trolls, he resorts to posting videos online in order to garner sympathy. He will post recordings of conversations that he has with police and his family, sometimes overlayed with sad music, in instances where he feels that he is being abused because of his autism. These videos are often screen recordings of audio recordings, with Andy sometimes being heard crying over the original recording.
His "disabled" aunt was one of the only people to fall for his manipulation. She attempted to speak to Officer Bentley and convince him that Andy was being discriminated against, only for the Officer to shut her down, blaming her for encouraging Andy's delusions.
#Autism #Lifewithautism #IntellectualDisability
#Autism #Lifewithautism #IntellectualDisability #Life #Disability #Changethesystem This is things I struggle with every day include being misunderstood by others and not understanding others that leads to having aggressive and self-injury behaviors. My odd mannerisms and almost childish social interactions make people call me a fake and baby. My stims and tics causes people to be afraid of me. My repetitive and restricted behaviors and interest that interfere with my day-to-day life and I can’t let go or I freak out. My sensory issues to my environment make it hard for me to function in going out to public spaces and even my own personal care is affected. It causes me isolation and a victim of being made fun of by people who simply don’t understand me. Then to be in diapers makes some professionals make fun of me and refuse to help me with hygiene as they make me feel little. I am not a fake, I am not a baby, I always had these issues since a little kid. I had trouble communicating, trouble understanding things, trouble taking care of myself, sensory issues, learning disabilities, isolation, and my behaviors got in the way so I wasn’t properly diagnosed. Doctors always treated my problems as mental illness with no success. I had ABA, Speech, OT, Sensory Therapy in school and in very limited time in recent years had help me more than any other therapy. Routine, my weighted blanket, weighted stuff animal, routine, picture steps, AAC, and sensory toys all help me function and be independent. I can work with a lot of assistance. The problem comes getting a safe place to live and the therapies and supports that help me for my autism. Also, my ability to repeat information can help me a lot with getting the ABA and therapies I need for my autism. I had not worked much and I am locked in this prison that traps me from my potential and interacting with others in arms reach of me. My autism locks me in a prison cage in society. It is lonely, sad, scary when all I want to do is be with others, be included, not forgotten about, be understood, be able to understand others better, and be supported with my needs and behaviors. I want to work and help others but how when my autism and intellectual disability gets in the way. How can I exercise when I have these issues and can’t go out safely. I have ADHD too and this sitting still makes it very hard for me. When all I want is not able because of #OPWDD Medicaid Waver. I am stuck in my parent’s house at 37 when everyone else is on their own. In school they held me back because of my math, reading, spieling, problem solving, communication problems, attention problems, and behaviors. They didn’t see I can learn until they had to do mandated testing to be shocked. All my life because improper diagnosis had led me be held back and locked in my cage my autism created. It affects me every day. It hurst me when people call me fake, degrade me, be nasty and angry at me for faking my autism. It hurts me they diaper shame me and refuse to see I have trouble with controlling my pee and poop as I don’t feel the urge. They refuse to see I had trouble taking a shower. They fail to see no one worked with my on a routine so I can do simple chores like dishes, pick up garbage, and take out garbage for my dad. They failed to see my disability as professionals at #ECMC a hospital in #BuffaloNY #NY calls me a fake. I was hurt by the emotional struggles of advocating, scripting what I was told, fighting to get food and help with a skin infection my diapers gave me. I also was hit by a car and couldn’t get out of a build when power or fire alarms and then my safety is at risk. #Mentalhealth #professionals at #ECMC and #Doctors allow me to hit my head where I bleed and have brain injuries over and over. I have communication problems, can’t do changes, cognitive problems, restricted and repetitive behaviors and my sensory problems effects this. Also being denied help and care I need and called a fake and diaper shamed adds to this. On Facebook I met a friend who helped me as a lawyer. She had this other person help me. This person is a mental health professional who is friends with psychologist. Also, I had other professionals help me on Facebook and support groups. My two friends help me with being able to do a routine, help me plan my day, help my family be able to help me, and had help my family be able to plan my care and day. It helps me to be able to do simple things and more independent and it makes me supper happy. I am also able to keep myself busy. I can do things with lots of help and supports. I want to do better. I want help. Help has been denied by doctors and mental health professionals who discharge me because they don’t know how to help me or they can’t help me with my needs. Mental health professionals have said they can’t help me because my autism and unmet needs have caused me emotional and behavior problems and I need a different kind of help they can offer me.
#Autism #Lifewithautism #IntellectualDisability #Life #Disability #Changethesystem This is things I struggle with every day include being misunderstood by others and not understanding others that leads to having aggressive and self-injury behaviors. My odd mannerisms and almost childish social interactions make people call me a fake and baby. My stims and tics causes people to be afraid of me. My repetitive and restricted behaviors and interest that interfere with my day-to-day life and I can’t let go or I freak out. My sensory issues to my environment make it hard for me to function in going out to public spaces and even my own personal care is affected. It causes me isolation and a victim of being made fun of by people who simply don’t understand me. Then to be in diapers makes some professionals make fun of me and refuse to help me with hygiene as they make me feel little. I am not a fake, I am not a baby, I always had these issues since a little kid. I had trouble communicating, trouble understanding things, trouble taking care of myself, sensory issues, learning disabilities, isolation, and my behaviors got in the way so I wasn’t properly diagnosed. Doctors always treated my problems as mental illness with no success. I had ABA, Speech, OT, Sensory Therapy in school and in very limited time in recent years had help me more than any other therapy. Routine, my weighted blanket, weighted stuff animal, routine, picture steps, AAC, and sensory toys all help me function and be independent. I can work with a lot of assistance. The problem comes getting a safe place to live and the therapies and supports that help me for my autism. Also, my ability to repeat information can help me a lot with getting the ABA and therapies I need for my autism. I had not worked much and I am locked in this prison that traps me from my potential and interacting with others in arms reach of me. My autism locks me in a prison cage in society. It is lonely, sad, scary when all I want to do is be with others, be included, not forgotten about, be understood, be able to understand others better, and be supported with my needs and behaviors. I want to work and help others but how when my autism and intellectual disability gets in the way. How can I exercise when I have these issues and can’t go out safely. I have ADHD too and this sitting still makes it very hard for me. When all I want is not able because of #OPWDD Medicaid Waver. I am stuck in my parent’s house at 37 when everyone else is on their own. In school they held me back because of my math, reading, spieling, problem solving, communication problems, attention problems, and behaviors. They didn’t see I can learn until they had to do mandated testing to be shocked. All my life because improper diagnosis had led me be held back and locked in my cage my autism created. It affects me every day. It hurst me when people call me fake, degrade me, be nasty and angry at me for faking my autism. It hurts me they diaper shame me and refuse to see I have trouble with controlling my pee and poop as I don’t feel the urge. They refuse to see I had trouble taking a shower. They fail to see no one worked with my on a routine so I can do simple chores like dishes, pick up garbage, and take out garbage for my dad. They failed to see my disability as professionals at #ECMC a hospital in #BuffaloNY #NY calls me a fake. I was hurt by the emotional struggles of advocating, scripting what I was told, fighting to get food and help with a skin infection my diapers gave me. I also was hit by a car and couldn’t get out of a build when power or fire alarms and then my safety is at risk. #Mentalhealth #professionals at #ECMC and #Doctors allow me to hit my head where I bleed and have brain injuries over and over. I have communication problems, can’t do changes, cognitive problems, restricted and repetitive behaviors and my sensory problems effects this. Also being denied help and care I need and called a fake and diaper shamed adds to this. On Facebook I met a friend who helped me as a lawyer. She had this other person help me. This person is a mental health professional who is friends with psychologist. Also, I had other professionals help me on Facebook and support groups. My two friends help me with being able to do a routine, help me plan my day, help my family be able to help me, and had help my family be able to plan my care and day. It helps me to be able to do simple things and more independent and it makes me supper happy. I am also able to keep myself busy. I can do things with lots of help and supports. I want to do better. I want help. Help has been denied by doctors and mental health professionals who discharge me because they don’t know how to help me or they can’t help me with my needs. Mental health professionals have said they can’t help me because my autism and unmet needs have caused me emotional and behavior problems and I need a different kind of help they can offer me.
YOU'RE 'BUSIN' ME 'CAUSE A MY DISABILI'Y!!!!
Andy vs. His Family
Andrew has lived at home for the majority of his life. He never graduated, and while he may have been somewhat ambitious during his early life, this was quickly abandoned in his favor of pretending to me a shit adoring man-child. Andy has been a problem since his teenage years, one of the known incidents being that he assaulted his brother and ended up in temporary housing.
Although his family used to be understanding and tolerant of his condition, after being subjected to his baby-man persona for years on end, they have grown to despise Andy. His own mother labels him a bully. Despite this, Andy clings to them like a parasite. He often tries to manipulate them by making empty threats whenever he doesn't get his way.
Andy is incredibly entitled and manipulative, wanting to have his parents be his legal guardians so that, by law, they have to participate in baby diaper role-play with their 30-something-year-old son. Andy spends most of his day walking around the house and having conversations that make his family uncomfortable, sometimes using an iPad made for verbally-incapable autistic children. Andy's family has tried time and time again to medicate him, but because Andy knows that there isn't anything wrong with him, he'll attempt to throw the drugs away, only for his father to dig them out of the trash. In order to get Andy to leave them alone, Joe and his father will play loud music or make loud noises (as you would for a wild animal). Of his three family members, Joe, his brother, tolerates him the least. Joe has a YouTube channel where he posts about Andy's freakouts and ramblings.
If you look up Andrew Ditch, you'll probably find articles about the incident that he's most infamous for. After the family's tolerance for Baby Andy began to wane, coincidentally, they all began to feel dizzy and sick after their morning coffee. They soon got authorities involved, and after an extensive investigation, Andy was charged with attempted assault for trying to poison his family. As it turns out, he was putting chemicals in the coffee maker. How and why he skipped out on going to prison for this is unknown.
Andy’s selfish disregard for his family spans from minor inconveniences to severe health and safety risks. He believes he is entitled to do and receive anything he wants without giving anything back. While his mother was on oxygen, he turned on a diffuser and refused to turn it off because it “helps him relax." This led to one of the more infamous arrests by Officer Bentley, whom Andrew encouraged to arrest him.
Despite claiming she's his rock, Andy desperately wants his mother to leave the house so that his father can focus on caring for him instead. Andy would rather have his father play "Take Care of Baby Andy" instead of looking after his mother. He has made several videos of his mother on the floor after having fallen down, and instead of helping her, he puts on his baby persona and gets his elderly father to lift her off the floor instead.
Below is a video of Andy throwing a tantrum after his father wouldn't pay attention to him because he had to look after his wife.
Archived: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Xi_2AmRBj_A
Andy vs. The Police
Andy and his family are prolific cop-callers, wasting tax dollars to help settle petty disputes. Their time and resources are often wasted because of Andy’s desire to pretend to be a middle-aged baby-man. Andy, more often than not, is the one to call the police. He has them come over just to complain about his family, trying to see if he can have them arrested for "abusing him". He'll even call them just for fun, sometimes going on with whatever is bothering him that day, and once even to get an operator to tell him how to make popcorn.
When they inevitably inform him that nothing can be done, he will insult them and demand that they leave, sometimes throwing one of his coveted man-fits. He will threaten them by stating that they are discriminating against his “disibili-y”. Andy believes that because of his non-existent mental disorder, he is allowed to demand the imprisonment of anyone he deems to be abusing him. Andy's ultimate goal is to get the police to kick his parents out of their own house, believing that he is entitled to it. In order to accomplish this, he will claim to have been verbally abused, demanding that they be removed from the home for his mental well-being.
The local police station often sends Officer Bentley to deal with Andy, who is now used to his antics. He has even forced the officer to look at an infection on his ass, which does count as sexual harassment.
Everybody Abuses Andy
Andy is renowned for his abusive behavior towards anyone unfortunate enough to wind up in his presence. He has been kicked out of countless group homes, programs, and hospitals for abusing staff. When hospital staff refused to let Andy leave, he spat on a nurse, claiming they discriminated against his disibili'y.
Fecal Affinity:
Andrew loves and frequently talks about poop. He forces his dad to listen to how he likes how his dog’s poop feels but not smells. He also pooped in his dad's truck, throwing a tantrum shortly after.
Because Andrew has a scat fetish, he'll often take photos of his feces in the bathroom and share them online.
After getting mad at a hotel, he smeared feces all over the walls.
Ever since Andy's accident, he has been wearing diapers, which his mother formerly had to change. Like poop, Andrew loves to talk about diapers and to feature himself wearing them on camera. In April of 2014, Andrew registered an account on a diaper-fetish forum known as "ADISC.org", where in his profile he noted that he is a diaper-lover, as well as being incontinent.
Andrew Ditch archivist, @andrewditch, discovered that while screen-sharing during a video, Andy accidentally featured a piece of scat-fetish art depicting the Wendy's mascot pushing out brown liquid into a Wendy's cup.
The most damning piece of evidence of Andrew's shit fetish comes from a video in which he describes in detail his love for shit.
Pedophilia
While you might have already made some accurate assumptions about Andy, it should be noted that he is not a convicted sex offender, nor has he been found to be talking to anyone that he believes to be underage. Rather, he has defended another infamous lolcow, Nova Online, by rationalizing his pedophilia and sexual deviancy. In Andy's own words, if someone has a disibili'y, then it is okay for them to exhibit pedophilic tendencies because they're mentally immature.
3/2/2024: In order to prove he wasn't a pedophile, he walked to a park and recorded children playing. His rationale was that he was not arrested after doing this. He also admitted that he does this every week.
Stalking
Andrew has been known to stalk other individuals. Andy once stalked a nurse and followed her home from the hospital.
In July of 2023, Andy suspected that one of his neighbors was one of his internet bullies. Because the police wouldn't do anything, Andy took matters into his own hands and stalked their home, demanding that they stop harassing him.
Still At Large
As of 2024, Andy still posts incessantly on two YouTube channels. Andy is still unemployed and still insists that his elderly parents care for him like an infant. Andy spends much of his time recording videos on his Google Plus phone that consist of private conversations between his family members and defending his autism diagnosis.
Social Media Links
YouTube: My Autism Life Story (Archive) / Andrew Ditch (Archive) / Family of Hurricanes (Archive) / Andy's Autism Life Story (Archive) / Andys Weather Site (Archive) / Andrew abestpcs (Archive) / A Best PCs (Archive) / King Peng You're Caught (Archive) / Joseph Ditch - Infantile because he's a princess (Archive) / TC Abuse Prevention Advocacy Group (Archive) / TC About Autism (Archive) / Joseph Ditch (Archive) / Mike Ditch (Archive) / (See also: Baby Andy Ditch Archive)
Facebook: AWXZ1 (archive error) / andysweathersite2 (Archive) / andrew.ditch.50 (Archive) / andrew.ditch.39 (Archive)
Twitter / X: AndrewDitch1 (Archive) / abestpcs (Archive)
Blogger: Andrew Ditch (Archive) (see also: this post)
Chess.com: abestpcs (Archive)
BleepingComputer.com: abestpcs (Archive)
Edmunds.com: abestpcs (Archive)
LinkedIn: Andrew Ditch (Archive)
Spectrum Community: abestpcs (Archive)
ADISC.org: abestpcs (Archive) (WARNING: THIS IS A DIAPER FETISH FORUM. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.)
Website: abestpcs.com (Archive) (taken down)
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