Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that his mother will change his diaper.

[SomeSpook]

I never thought there would be a thread on here about this guy. I heard about him rather recently and, as some have pointed out, he is like Dayton Hypernova. Of course, it's been a while since I've looked into him, but last I checked he harrased his family and threw a shitfit when he didn't get his way. Something the two both have in common. All in all, this thread is well deserved.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

He claims he was accepted into a group home, but "can't really talk about it because he doesn't want to share that info online". Which is hilarious because he shares everything online.

 

[The_Cranker]

Andy did baseball? Birthdate reveal.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Andy did baseball? Birthdate reveal.

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Ew he's younger than me but looks about 10 years older. Maybe it's the retard gene.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Ew he's younger than me but looks about 10 years older. Maybe it's the retard gene.

It's also the whole balding and beard combo. Once you hit the horseshoe hairline, just take the plunge and shave it all off.

It's been mentioned that hair and fashion play a role in how someone will assume your age. Although it seems that tards age harder and faster.

 

[Andoxico]

Andy did baseball? Birthdate reveal.

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who in their right mind would put this fatass in the outfield?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Speaking as a father of two adult children, neither of whom I ever had to spank more then one time ever in their lives (to show that 1-2-3 has real consequences once you hit 3) I have to say that having a child like this and being responsible for it was honestly my private nightmare before they were born.

Except for one thing: I feared a REAL retarded child, not a malingering, malicious, lazy, coprophiliac manchild pretending to throw tantrums and shit all over the place when failing to gaslight me or their mother. In complete honesty listening to some of these videos, were I his father I could not be able to hold back from kicking the absolute shit out of him and disowning him. Seriously. No parent deserves this. The existence of this creature makes me legit MATI.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Not even 3 months into 2024 and we already have "Poopsquatch" and "Foreskin Police".

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I got Andy's phone number. Just posting it here.

7167487503

 

[The_Cranker]

I just checked up on Andrew, and he's posted a ton of new videos. Something that I noticed is that his Andy's Family Life Story channel, he has over 1.9k uploads. In contrast, his Andrew Ditch channel only has 121 uploads. Nothing's really changed, he's still arguing with his dad and claiming that his needs aren't being met. Also found another channel, Family of Hurricanes.

Finally got proper archiving done, but the links that are attached are just regular. If he ever deletes anything, you can go to the archiving website to find them. I might just go and replace all of them in the near future.

For anyone new to this thread, I wouldn't recommend going to his actual channels to get the funny. There's a bunch of non-commentary YouTube channels dedicated to cutting out the funny bits. Here are a few channels that I would recommend if you're looking for Andy content:

1. Andrew Ditch: The Poopsquatch 2.0
2. Baby Andy - Diapered Deviant
3. Andrew Ditch Vlogs
4. Marshall Gaming
5. Ditches Be Crazy

The first channel also linked an archive: babyandyarchive

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[A Bit Concerning]

Surprised there wasn't already a thread, good op. I think Andy definitely gets his cop calling behavior from his family. Imagine calling the cops over a glorified febreeze. Like, just walk over and unplug it nigga.

The funniest part of that entire exchange is how Andy just turns on his ”autism” the second the cop gets mad at him. Like the cop is being very patient and nice to him and snd the second that he’s being arrested he starts screaming and acting overstimulated and acting like he’s a white trash Rodney King. It would be comical if Andrew clearly didn’t genuinely believe that he was in the right

 

[BlastMonk]

Has a fetish for touching shit, defends pedophilia, goes to a playground to take pictures of kids weekly, weird entitlement of his family, terrible teeth.
Welcome back Nick Bate

 

[Some Badger]

This guy is a MeatCanyon character come to life. Not only is Andy physically groteseque, but he's so incorrigibly terrible to everyone in the periphery of his daily temper tantrums that it's impossible to see any redeeming qualities in him. Couple that with an extreme fixation of scat and cooming in diapers and you would be forgiven for suspecting even for a second that this was an elaborate piece of performance art a la Deagle Nation, were it not for the fact that Andy not only has an arrest record but is known for abusing police resources when things don't go his way at home. He's definitively a low-IQ psycopath.

 

[Ga1v5]

What is wrong with people lmao

 

[Colon capital V]

How his family doesn't beat the shit out of this annoying fat faggot fuck, take his technology shit away and kick him out of the house is incomprehensible. Family could easily get away with murder if a court of jury had to sit through hours of Andy's fucking annoying as shit evidence of "abuse".

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I found him from this video. Its like what Erik "Tazman" Mokracek's A-Hawgs assumed of him but as a real person.

 

[Some Badger]

How his family doesn't beat the shit out of this annoying fat faggot fuck, take his technology shit away and kick him out of the house is incomprehensible. Family could easily get away with murder if a court of jury had to sit through hours of Andy's fucking annoying as shit evidence of "abuse".

Someone already made the comparison in this thread, but it's probably a Dayton Hypernova situation where the parents feel this sense of obligation to not abandon their own. They probably don't have many options anyway since every social rehabilitation program they've tried to put Andy through has sent him back to them almost immediately simply because of how utterly horrid he is as a human being.

 

[A Bit Concerning]

Someone already made the comparison in this thread, but it's probably a Dayton Hypernova situation where the parents feel this sense of obligation to not abandon their own. They probably don't have many options anyway since every social rehabilitation program they've tried to put Andy through has sent him back to them almost immediately simply because of how utterly horrid he is as a human being.

I wonder what's gonna happen when one (or both) of his parents dies. No group home or mental hospital could handle this dude because he needs constant attention, not because he's that impaired, but because he's just an attention seeking faggot. His parents put up with this constant pattern of behavior because he's family.

 

[twentythreeseventeen]

What a sperg.