Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that his mother will change his diaper.

[The Un-Clit]

I try to branch out as much as I can and learn about all the "amazing" people we tend to document here on the Farms, very rarely do I get upset at the cows. This is the first cow I have ever come across where I do not want to follow his exploits and am depressed at finding out about his presence. There is nothing to laugh at with this guy and the abuse he puts his family through is disgusting. This is a good thread and I mean no offense to anyone that documents this guy and all the work put into this, but I am so genuinely bummed out by his existence that this is the first thread I will actively avoid on the Farms. I try not to a-log but for this guy I don't think that's even possible, I seriously hope Andy dies so his family and all the care workers and police will finally know some peace. Good job on this thread and keep up the hard work.

Don't feel bad at all, Kiwibro. This is literally the most hateable man I've ever seen in an ongoing live thread, not already past tense like Nick Bate. It's VERY hard not to a-log him on first exposure especially. He's so shockingly disgusting it throws us off, we don't even want to believe someone could be this selfishly fucked up, but he's real.

Avoid him for the same reason I avoid the Autistic Thunderdome - to preserve your sanity and 'good mind'.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

One thing that's odd about him is his lack of hyperfixation on things aside from faking autism and diaper fetishism, especially since hyperfixation is one of the informal hallmarks of autism he probably knows about.

He wuvs Paw Patrol because the police there always serve the people,even the fat egocentric manchild mayor.

 

[anliteralidiot]

nothing to laugh at with this guy

I laughed at Joe's trumpet playing. That was very funny, because I expected it to be loud, when he's merely playing scales.

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

I laughed at Joe's trumpet playing. That was very funny, because I expected it to be loud, when he's merely playing scales.

I've heard him play the first few notes of Taps a couple times, I've never heard a cry for help at 3 am like that. It's too funny.

 

[Space Police]

New Andy YT comments (from a Leaping Lemur video; screenshotted here):

Two-parter:

On the "I'M POOPIN' MYSELF" video:

Lemur said this is a nonsense comment that's a possible sign of Andy's schizoaffective disorder, but this is a Paw Patrol reference:

Another Paw Patrol comment:

Andy using Blaze and the Monster Machines to skinwalk that autistic physics prodigy:

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I wish someone could give him an ice pick lobotomy with a sledgehammer.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

I hope Andy deluded himself into Dunning Kruger. A poopy pants Einstein.

 

[TokiBun]

I guess Andy could possibly be a schizo. It's more plausible than the autism theory.

 

[Space Police]

I guess Andy could possibly be a schizo. It's more plausible than the autism theory.

My armchair diagnosis is narcissistic/antisocial personality disorder and average intelligence. You can't tell me he has an IQ of 80 when he's this familiar with laws.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

I guess Andy could possibly be a schizo. It's more plausible than the autism theory.

I just don’t see it. He seems to know where he is at all times and actively goes out of his way to make others miserable because “he doesn’t understand how others feel” but he’s always ready to correct the record and point out its somehow not his fault. It’s not like he uses grandiose reasoning either, if he was schizo he would either be self isolating or constantly telling others the sky would fall if diapies aren’t filled.

 

[Axiom.]

Andy is like Shmorky without the skill for animation

 

[Enlightened Centerist]

Jesus Christ. He treats his parents like shit... the fucking snark when he tries to "call out" the cops for not knowing the law while yelling at his mom. what a greasy faggot I can't stand cows who treat their parents like shit

 

[Governor Rocknar]

At 5:34 into the Oil Diffuser arrest video, Andy gives out a very important clue. Andy stumbles on his words a bit but says to Officer Bentley "tell my dad as my representative payee to get me my apartment then" - the main reason Thomas puts up with all of Andy's behavior is so he can continue to be the payee for any benefits.

If Andy gets put in "gwoup home" or "hospul", then Thomas loses access to these payments. where the state of New York would deduct these benefits to pay for Andy's direct care. Andy probably understands that his father would not get money anymore so this is why all of Andy's stays at hospitals turn out like his recent stay at Newfane, e.g refusing new medications and treatments

It very likely explains why Andy's parents never press any charges, any extended jail or prison time for Andy would mean Thomas wouldn't be allowed to be the representative payee.

In my opinion, there is more than one criminal in the Ditch family.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Does he even like Paw Patrol, or does he know it's an autism magnet, because he's a fake?

 

[Romper Stomper]

The most ironic thing to me about this thread is how a man with the fucking last name Ditch and a massive shit fetish isn't put in the Stinkditch sub vs the regular lolcow sub.

 

[The Un-Clit]

The most ironic thing to me about this thread is how a man with the fucking last name Ditch and a massive shit fetish isn't put in the Stinkditch sub vs the regular lolcow sub.

Do you even Kiwi Farms?

 

[Meat Target]

At 5:34 into the Oil Diffuser arrest video, Andy gives out a very important clue. Andy stumbles on his words a bit but says to Officer Bentley "tell my dad as my representative payee to get me my apartment then" - the main reason Thomas puts up with all of Andy's behavior is so he can continue to be the payee for any benefits.

If Andy gets put in "gwoup home" or "hospul", then Thomas loses access to these payments. where the state of New York would deduct these benefits to pay for Andy's direct care. Andy probably understands that his father would not get money anymore so this is why all of Andy's stays at hospitals turn out like his recent stay at Newfane, e.g refusing new medications and treatments

It very likely explains why Andy's parents never press any charges, any extended jail or prison time for Andy would mean Thomas wouldn't be allowed to be the representative payee.

In my opinion, there is more than one criminal in the Ditch family.

Like I said, I suspect the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. They're hoarders. They've clearly got issues of their own, even without Andy around.

 

[Space Police]

If Andy gets put in "gwoup home" or "hospul", then Thomas loses access to these payments. where the state of New York would deduct these benefits to pay for Andy's direct care. Andy probably understands that his father would not get money anymore so this is why all of Andy's stays at hospitals turn out like his recent stay at Newfane, e.g refusing new medications and treatments

Andy is very selfish, so he wouldn't care about his dad not getting any money. He throws out meds and treatments because he knows he's faking and improvement would mean stopping faking; he just wants to have his diapers changed and play baby. Also in the oil diffuser video, Andy's mom says that Andy spends all the money on "junk" and diapers, so Thomas wouldn't be getting much of Andy's payments. I do agree, though, that Thomas and Joe have issues of their own, not the least of which is hoarding (Joe's room is an awful mess, and I don't think that can be blamed on Andy).

 

[Enlightened Centerist]

At 5:34 into the Oil Diffuser arrest video, Andy gives out a very important clue. Andy stumbles on his words a bit but says to Officer Bentley "tell my dad as my representative payee to get me my apartment then" - the main reason Thomas puts up with all of Andy's behavior is so he can continue to be the payee for any benefits.

If Andy gets put in "gwoup home" or "hospul", then Thomas loses access to these payments. where the state of New York would deduct these benefits to pay for Andy's direct care. Andy probably understands that his father would not get money anymore so this is why all of Andy's stays at hospitals turn out like his recent stay at Newfane, e.g refusing new medications and treatments

It very likely explains why Andy's parents never press any charges, any extended jail or prison time for Andy would mean Thomas wouldn't be allowed to be the representative payee.

In my opinion, there is more than one criminal in the Ditch family.

If you're saying that Dad is crooked what about the rest of the family? Do they also endure his austismrage for $$$?

On that note, Do we have any information on his brother? (I'll look in older threads info ofc)

Mom and Dad look too old to be working and Andrew is too busy playing in his own shit so do they all live on the tugboat?

 

[Space Police]

If you're saying that Dad is crooked what about the rest of the family? Do they also endure his austismrage for $$$?

On that note, Do we have any information on his brother? (I'll look in older threads info ofc)

Mom and Dad look too old to be working and Andrew is too busy playing in his own shit so do they all live on the tugboat?

Joe has a job and his parents have to have pension.