Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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Autism scripting and an example of how I scrip because of my disability I can't help it​

(08/14/24)
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What professional do to me,. what dad does to me should piss you off​

(08/14/24)
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because of my disability my medical professionals working on AAC to help me​

(08/14/24)
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i wonder if hes setting his dad up to get in actual legal trouble, with all this shit hes spewing...and it sounds like he has some clueless retards assisting him, at the shelter. that isnt right at all. could that actually happen though? his father is only a payee, hes not a power of attorney, or legal guardian, etc. from what ive read, when one has a disabled child they have to apply through the courts for guardianship when they turn 18, its a formality, but if you dont, the state takes over care.
 
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recently I had an incident of Kiwi Farms bleeding into real life
I was trained to use a US-made machine at work that had been manufactured by a firm based in Tonawanda, New York
the place sounded familiar, then I suddenly realised where I'd heard it before: this thread

at this point I got a mental image of the machine whining "you're 'busin me!" as it ran, and really struggled not to laugh
 
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Banquet Meal said:
honestly, hearing andy say "nigger" would be pretty funny, especially if he was hurling it at the shelter staff
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He's pretty quick to throw 'fucking pig' at cops, so it really wouldn't surprise me. I'd LOVE to watch Tyrone and Shaniqua go upside his head when he does it though!
 
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Banquet Meal said:
whaaaaaaaaaat :story: i havent heard that!! that is hilarious. he still sucks though, but i will allow that this is pretty funny.
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He's done it several times, watch any of the videos where cops have been called to his home, often by Andy, and because they don't side with him he drops 'Baby Andy' and snaps into 'Asshole Lawyer Andy' and calls them fuckin pigs. Here's a timestamped example:
He starts up again at 15:40. 2 minutes before this he was all 'why can't Andy have a room? Andy's ears hurt!' with the lady cop, once that was clearly not working, it was 'oink oink pig!!'
 
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The Un-Clit said:
He's done it several times, watch any of the videos where cops have been called to his home, often by Andy, and because they don't side with him he drops 'Baby Andy' and snaps into 'Asshole Lawyer Andy' and calls them fuckin pigs. Hold this space, I'll link up an example.
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unrelated, but i wanted to say that your username is hilarious!
 
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Banquet Meal said:
honestly, hearing andy say "nigger" would be pretty funny, especially if he was hurling it at the shelter staff
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his own dad has called him a nigga before, which is fitting because one of the meanings behind that is a person of low class and character; a no-account trifflin' type. Andy fits the bill , and his Dad did not use it in the fun jest way as you would with a friend, he was pissed and meant it in that other context. I'd bet the folks at the shelter would be calling him nigga as well, especially if he is trying to pull his crazy ass ''hustle'' by playing gimp on residents and staff there.

The Un-Clit said:
He's done it several times, watch any of the videos where cops have been called to his home, often by Andy, and because they don't side with him he drops 'Baby Andy' and snaps into 'Asshole Lawyer Andy' and calls them fuckin pigs. Here's a timestamped example:
He starts up again at 15:40. 2 minutes before this he was all 'why can't Andy have a room? Andy's ears hurt!' with the lady cop, once that was clearly not working, it was 'oink oink pig!!'
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god he is such a fucking asshole, these cops have been WAY More patient and WAAAAYYY too lenient with his crap then they ever should have been; and he trashes on them , but yet he literally calls them for ''help'' every single day and has for the past 5 years. If he was living in the south, he would have never gotten away with that crap here in GA.
 
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Shanndog said:
god he is such a fucking asshole, these cops have been WAY More patient and WAAAAYYY too lenient with his crap then they ever should have been; and he trashes on them , but yet he literally calls them for ''help'' every single day and has for the past 5 years. If he was living in the south, he would have never gotten away with that crap here in GA.
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jesus..he is so fucking intolerable, and with such a punchable face, no less. and YES, you woudnt get away with that shit in the south, they wouldve had his ass on the ground the moment he said pig, thats for sure.
 
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Banquet Meal said:
jesus..he is so fucking intolerable, and with such a punchable face, no less. and YES, you woudnt get away with that shit in the south, they wouldve had his ass on the ground the moment he said pig, thats for sure.
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He would get his ass beat by some random Wal-Mart enjoyer then the cops would show up and beat his ass all over again
 
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Banquet Meal said:
honestly, hearing andy say "nigger" would be pretty funny, especially if he was hurling it at the shelter staff
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Well you’re in luck!
Also…
what is this nigga yappin about?

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Banquet Meal said:
i saw that, and honestly it was great. he should work on saying nigger more often, instead of being an insufferable asshole.
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hes an insufferable asshole; aka a nigga, he is a lowly triflin' no-account person of low class and character: thats one of the meanings of nigga; so basically hes just self-projecting when he calls other people that....(scoffs) i swear Andy needs to take a good long look in the mirror, but in one defense he couldnt as his garbage dump of a house didnt seem to have any, and if he did, hes too narcissistic to notice that, he ain't so pretty himself ( referring to the time when he called someone fat and lazy) and all the names and insults he calls others, can easily be applied to himself LOL
 
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Shanndog said:
hes an insufferable asshole; aka a nigga, he is a lowly triflin' no-account person of low class and character: thats one of the meanings of nigga; so basically hes just self-projecting when he calls other people that....(scoffs) i swear Andy needs to take a good long look in the mirror, but in one defense he couldnt as his garbage dump of a house didnt seem to have any, and if he did, hes too narcissistic to notice that, he ain't so pretty himself ( referring to the time when he called someone fat and lazy) and all the names and insults he calls others, can easily be applied to himself LOL
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so do you think hes ever had a girlfriend?? can you imagine?? ugh
 
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