Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that his mother will change his diaper.

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anliteralidiot said:
Yeah, that's what we mean when we say Andy has Munchausen's.

He knows he doesn't have autism. Look how he talks in the fight vs out of it. He goes fwom baby Andy, who talks in thiwd person, and who don know why they don bewieve him!

To Andrew Ditch, who's able to cite laws and codes to try to guilt and intimidate his parents. And it's not random ones, they're always applicable to whatever is going down.

He knows to mimic the signs of autism (stimming, liking paw patrol, having trouble communicating), and he's eager to point them out.
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This is what's been a bit hard for me to wrap my brain around. Because with cows like Chris for example its very obvious what they have, and some will deny mental problems and others wear it like a badge of honor, and here we have a cow that's desperately trying to act like they have it. Combined with the incredibly short-sighted goal of getting put in a tard house for life just so he can be a diaper wearing sponge 24/7 its... weird. Especially when you throw in the ambiguity of the car accident. Like, he's clearly stupid but its like his goal is so retarded that it lends credence to his claims of being actually retarded, y'know?
But yeah, I totally noticed how Andy will drop the baby talk when he gets mad, and when he knows he's being recorded he hams up the wetwarded bwaby twalk (YOU SAY I FAKE!)
 
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1000 hours in paint.
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Shekelslovakia said:
So tell me again how this man became the creature we see today? Was it because of his car accident that gave him PTSD and never recovered from it?
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My analysis is that he's a low-iq sociopath. He probably decided to fake autism because his parents are getting old and can't put a roof over his head forever.
 
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drfuzzyballs said:
My analysis is that he's a low-iq sociopath. He probably decided to fake autism because his parents are getting old and can't put a roof over his head forever.
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hhmmm.... that is an interesting and possible thought, but on the other hand i dont think he has that much insight and forethought, or long term thinking, because he is so narcissistic, he is always acting in the now - meaning what can i get NOW, i gotta go get my ''needs'' met now. he is always doing stuff in such quick succession and high repetition; you know playing this n that system, pulling constant little con schemes on everyone he has a chance to and he reaches in all angles to see what he can pull ASAP and he seems to act on pure impulse and warped thinking. so i think that is possible as crazy as he is, but i also think its not likely, as crazy as he is. he is so focused on faking disability and its kinda in a weird way like a druggie chasing the next opportunity for a fix/high. - and, he does get off on the drama, he gets off on the thought or idea of being taken care of, catered to, and the diapers etc. so....

its fucked up to the nth degree no matter what though . LOL
 
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Shekelslovakia said:
So tell me again how this man became the creature we see today? Was it because of his car accident that gave him PTSD and never recovered from it?
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When a person on a bicycle is hit by a car, they can experience a range of brain trauma, most commonly including concussions, contusions, skull fractures, and diffuse axonal injury (DAI), all classified as traumatic brain injuries (TBIs), which can lead to symptoms like confusion, headaches, memory problems, dizziness, impaired coordination, and difficulty concentrating depending on the severity of the impact; even with a helmet, the force of the collision can still cause significant brain damage. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]
Key points about brain trauma from a bicycle-car collision: [1, 2, 4]
  • Impact mechanism: The sudden force of the collision causes the brain to rapidly move within the skull, potentially damaging brain tissue through shearing, stretching, or bruising. [1, 2, 4]
  • Severity of injury: The severity of the brain trauma depends on the impact angle, speed of the vehicles, whether a helmet was worn, and the specific area of the head hit. [1, 2, 4]
  • Common symptoms: [2, 5]
    • Temporary loss of consciousness [2, 5]
    • Confusion and disorientation [2, 4, 6]
    • Headaches [2, 5, 6]
    • Nausea and vomiting [2, 5, 7]
    • Memory problems [1, 2, 6]
    • Difficulty concentrating [1, 4, 6]
    • Vision disturbances [1, 5, 6]
    • Mood swings and emotional instability [2, 3, 6]
    • Coordination issues [1, 2, 3]
  • Types of brain injuries: [2, 5, 6]
    • Concussion: A mild TBI involving a brief disruption of brain function, often causing headaches, dizziness, and confusion. [2, 5, 6]
    • Contusion: A localized brain bruise caused by direct impact, potentially leading to more severe symptoms depending on the area affected. [2, 8, 9]
    • Skull fracture: A break in the skull bone which can potentially damage the underlying brain tissue. [2, 3, 10]
    • Diffuse axonal injury (DAI): Damage to the brain's nerve fibers due to shearing forces, often causing significant cognitive impairments. [2, 8]
Important considerations: [2, 5, 11]
  • Seek immediate medical attention: If you suspect a head injury after a bicycle accident, even if symptoms seem mild, seek immediate medical evaluation to assess the extent of the brain trauma. [2, 5, 11]
  • Helmet use: Wearing a properly fitted helmet can significantly reduce the risk of severe brain injuries in a bicycle accident. [1, 12, 13]
  • Rehabilitation: Depending on the severity of the brain injury, rehabilitation therapy may be necessary to address cognitive impairments, physical therapy needs, and emotional challenges. [1, 2, 6]
 
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Shekelslovakia said:
So tell me again how this man became the creature we see today?
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I think Andy is faking, BUUUT there is a non-zero possibility that he actually has acquired an organic personality disorder from the accident. The mildest little librarian can turn into a drooling rage machine after a freak accident involving a head injury, and it’s extremely tragic when it happens. Andy’s scheming is most likely too frontal lobe-y for him too suffer from it, but organic PD is what I’d consider if I’d have to assess him. Also, retarded.
 
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Zemblan Physics said:
I think Andy is faking, BUUUT there is a non-zero possibility that he actually has acquired an organic personality disorder from the accident. The mildest little librarian can turn into a drooling rage machine after a freak accident involving a head injury, and it’s extremely tragic when it happens. Andy’s scheming is most likely too frontal lobe-y for him too suffer from it, but organic PD is what I’d consider if I’d have to assess him. Also, retarded.
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His disability is that his entire existence is scat. Scat comes out of his mouth. Scat is in his head instead of brains. No wonder it is all he thinks about.
 
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Shanndog said:
hhmmm.... that is an interesting and possible thought, but on the other hand i dont think he has that much insight and forethought, or long term thinking, because he is so narcissistic, he is always acting in the now - meaning what can i get NOW, i gotta go get my ''needs'' met now. he is always doing stuff in such quick succession and high repetition; you know playing this n that system, pulling constant little con schemes on everyone he has a chance to and he reaches in all angles to see what he can pull ASAP and he seems to act on pure impulse and warped thinking. so i think that is possible as crazy as he is, but i also think its not likely, as crazy as he is. he is so focused on faking disability and its kinda in a weird way like a druggie chasing the next opportunity for a fix/high. - and, he does get off on the drama, he gets off on the thought or idea of being taken care of, catered to, and the diapers etc. so....

its fucked up to the nth degree no matter what though . LOL
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Sociopathy doesn't necessarily imply long-term planning, it is only the more intelligent ones that are the manipulative puppetmasters that we associate with the term. Most sociopaths are miserable and unsuccessful due to their inability to function socially. Manipulating everyone around you, keeping track of your lies and acting convincingly require a lot of mental horsepower, well above that of the average person to do consistently.

Mid-IQ sociopaths are like Patrick Tomlinson, who is a sociopath obsessed with his social status and what people think of him, but without the intelligence and self-control to be any good at it, which is why his life is a disaster. Go even lower on the IQ spectrum you get Andy, someone who has the total disregard of the interests of other people and desire to manipulate people to get what he wants of the sociopath, but without the intelligence to form any plan or be self-aware of how he comes across to others. Andy's behaviour is very much typical of someone with a low IQ (say about 80) and sociopathy. In fact a lot of borderline retards are sociopaths, because they don't have the intelligence to understand the benefits of altruism and are basically too thick to understand social functioning - Lou Gagliardi would be another example, someone with a total disregard for other people because he's not smart enough to understand why being a selfish asshole all the time is not in his long-term interests.

The word "sociopath" makes us think of Patrick Bateman, but most are more like Andy.
 
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Zemblan Physics said:
there is a non-zero possibility that he actually has acquired an organic personality disorder from the accident.
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Using Wikipedia to diagnose some absolute freak on the internet with a PD. Nice work kid, you’ve earnt your armchair psych degree.
Spunt said:
it is only the more intelligent ones that are the manipulative puppetmasters that we associate with the term. Most sociopaths are miserable and unsuccessful due to their inability to function socially.
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now correct me if im retarded but isn’t a big part of antisociality/sociopathy is that they appear to function deceptively normally from the outset? Or is that too just a trait amongst the intelligent minority of that population? I’ll say that I’ve known and seen some very manipulative people who aren’t exactly a sharp tool, so I believe that great intelligence isn’t necessarily a factor in someone being manipulave

it is just second nature to some people, a lot of people even.
 
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My personal opinion is that Andy is/was always a seriously fucked up dude since birth but it was dampened by society up until he had his accident.

After that he enjoyed, and I mean really enjoyed, the attention and care he was given by his family and the nurses. Up to that point I'm sure that Andy had never really had an real interaction with a woman and now suddenly they were washing his junk and he was loving it. Read the psyche reports, it's in there. He starts to associate that new sexual pleasure with all this weird shit and it just fried what ever was left of his moral code.

So now his mental issues came to the front and he began to mimic the autism and incontinence illness to get that attention from both his family, mainly his Dad as Andy has some serious Daddy issues, and of course the sexual gratification he learned to associate with diapers and other sick shit. Andy spends some time learning the autismo routine well enough to get by and starts learn to milk the system for the asspats and junk washes he now craves.

Andy's was always a sick and twisted fuck but it wasn't until much later in his life that he was able to stop trying to repress it and allowed it to blossom out into the sick fuckwad we have today. Before if Andy pulled some stupid stunt someone would "correct" him but with his baby autismo mode he can now fully embrace that true shitpile that is his true self and most people will either indulge him at best or ignore him at worse. So without societal correction his behaviour it just spirals down and down and down until you get behaviours like we are seeing now where Andy is nothing then a shit flinging monkey who lives off the pain and suffering he inflicts upon anyone he happens to encounter.

Sadly Andy is smart enough to avoid situations where he could actually be in real danger, notice how and when he choose to "run away" or to whom he chooses gets violent with, so sadly chances of Andy encountering someone who will give him the long deserved beat down he so desperately need is very low. Andy will probably live well into his 70's making all those around him miserable to his last breathe.
 
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There are a lot of people who simply don't want to grow up; they can't handle "adulting."

But it seems like Andy is a rather advanced form of Peter Pan syndrome. For his efforts, he's become homeless repeatedly, has thrown tantrums in the street, wasted a tremendous amount of public resources, and literally tried to murder his family (how tf did he get away with this?). He would rather spend his life in and out of hospitals, jails, and care homes and shit himself constantly than simply get a job at Walmart. People have speculated that Andy is a low-IQ sociopath, but it is often said that the average sociopath is generally harmless and doesn't go around shitting themselves and poisoning others. Andy is truly a novel case even among the emotionally deficient. He has committed to the bit so hard you might find yourself wondering if he made some kind of blood pact with a demonic entity.

Working a rational 9-5 job with a 40 hour work week and maybe a weekend for a brief reprieve just so you can scrape by can really suck sometimes. Trying to work and go to school is hard. Trying to do both while having a family or dependents is very hard. It's not fair.

But does it really suck so badly that being Andy is preferable?
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
Working a rational 9-5 job with a 40 hour work week and maybe a weekend for a brief reprieve just so you can scrape by can really suck sometimes. Trying to work and go to school is hard. Trying to do both while having a family or dependents is very hard. It's not fair.

But does it really suck so badly that being Andy is preferable?
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Even below that, there are people who mooch off of their loved ones their entire lives, and never truly create more than they consume from the lives of others. And even then, most people like this are 'trying' to contribute in some sense and are decent to the people they live with. If he could, Andy would literally enslave everyone around him. He's a contender for the most inhuman individual I've ever seen. I'll take all the tophats.
 
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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
In one of Beefy's new videos Andy says his family is bringing him home for christmas dinner.
I guess its not christmas at the ditch household if the food doesn't have Epsom salt, laxatives, and Andy's shit in it.
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Guess not. Ain't no way he's gonna leave back out on the streets if this is true. Prepare for more body cam footage to request.
 
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