Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that his mother will change his diaper.

[Shanndog]

He might be able to gaslight people in that situation, but would it really be gaslighting if really couldn't do it?

plus he'd lose out on the pleasure of intentionally shitting is pants and making staff do it. he'd also lose out on the tactile sensation. The best he could be is the same old andy who tries to exert control over everything. The benefit here in this situation is that the staff can just close the door and let him scream at the walls. No tantrums, no breaking doors, no poopsquatch playing in traffic.

he could gas-light and also scream caregiver abuse, you know hed be falsely accusing every caregiver that came to him as abusive - sad because caregivers being abusive is a big problem, but there are good ones out there who do not deserve to be under the microscope, nor do they deserve to be falsely accused , which andy would absolutely do.

 

[anliteralidiot]

no poopsquatch playing in traffic

I'm sorry, that just made me think of Andy in one of those breath-powered chairs for quadriplegics, just desperately, slowly puffing his way into traffic...

 

[bipler]

Andy is clearly insane and should be institutionalized. No-one intentionally shits themselves, gets evicted, and and exposes themselves to the incarceration system. The best result for Andy in modern America would be terminal cancer.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

he could gas-light and also scream caregiver abuse, you know hed be falsely accusing every caregiver that came to him as abusive - sad because caregivers being abusive is a big problem, but there are good ones out there who do not deserve to be under the microscope, nor do they deserve to be falsely accused , which andy would absolutely do.

Again, yes they could but care workers have gotten quicker and quicker about spotting his BS, as shown by the cop in cleveland ohio who shouldn't have had any idea who andy was.

And my scenario its mostly born out of a... let's call it a love of karmic, almost faustian justice. Andy has said for years that he can't take care of himself, that he needs diapers because he can't tell if he shits himself, and he needs to be taken care of 24/7. If he got what he wanted, but lost his ability to run away when things weren't 100% to his liking he might drop the baby andy shit out of pure despair.

But I'd settle for a homeless andy saga, which is possible considering the bridges he's burning. Andy ends up like Future Cartman in that one episode.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Andy is clearly insane and should be institutionalized. No-one intentionally shits themselves, gets evicted, and and exposes themselves to the incarceration system. The best result for Andy in modern America would be terminal cancer.

Yes. Even though he doesn't have autism, there's definitely something severely wrong with his brain. No one does all of that voluntarily. That's why I roll my eyes whenever anyone says he's normal and just faking. He is far from normal lol.

 

[bipler]

Yes. Even though he doesn't have autism, there's definitely something severely wrong with his brain. No one does all of that voluntarily. That's why I roll my eyes whenever anyone says he's normal and just faking. He is far from normal lol.

I initially thought he was "faking it" or this was some form of perverse sexual fetish until I saw the footage of him banging his head against a wall. His parents don't care that he hurt himself. The government doesn't care that he hurt himself. If anything, they revel in his suffering due to the suffering he inflicts upon them. Andy gains nothing from banging his head against the wall but insists on doing it. All while shitting on the floor. He's nuttier than Squirrel shit.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

So I'm listening to videos on Andy as I do other things. I noticed at 4:48 in this video andy's dad mentioned taking andy to Erie PA where andy proceeded to waste people's time there. This is an older video, but it shows that Andy ran to Erie because he knew the hospital there.

 

[Racist Parrot]

But does Andy feel the same about his parents and brother, about poisoning them?

He blames them for making him do it. Shouldn't have been busin him.

 

[McSneaks]

Want to know what my favorite "thing" about bodycams is?

While they have been around for a while, their use has skyrocketed in recent years due to BLM, Trayvon "Skittles" Martin, and St. Floyd of Fentanyl. BLM and similar groups have been crying about the importance of bodycams and dashcams, thinking that it will reveal the sheer amount of poor innocent peeohsee being targeted and tortured by evil racist whypeepo cops. They thought it would lead to their ACAB "muh social workers" lawless utopia.

Did anybody actually think this? I'm pretty sure the thought was ALWAYS that it would lead to police not acting like that, not necessarily because they're trained differently or think differently but because there's multiple cameras watching them 24/7 and even turning it off will lead to trouble so it would force them to stop, which is good enough. You'd have to be pretty stupid to think adding 5 cameras would catch cops braining blacks left and right and not to make them keep the racism to after hours.

Then again you are talking about retards, so maybe I'm just overestimating retards...

They definitely weren't hoping that anyone could request any video and blast chimpouts to the entire world though. Kind of an interesting experiment that adding cameras makes the whites act more proper, but it makes blacks chimp out even harder..

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

He may not have autism but he's definitely retarded. I say this because his tactics haven't changed in many years despite the fact that they do not work. He just does and says the same shit over and over and expecting a different result

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

They definitely weren't hoping that anyone could request any video and blast chimpouts to the entire world though. Kind of an interesting experiment that adding cameras makes the whites act more proper, but it makes blacks chimp out even harder..

As someone who watches maybe way too much bodycam, I feel like there's a coherent pattern here. People of most extractions go into crime either because of some lapse in judgement and/or for pure material gain, they live that life at least vaguely aware of the consequences and spend a lot of mental energy, such as it may be, on thinking of how to stay out of trouble and keep doing what they do.

Niggerish blacks come in with an extra layer of criminal behavior as a way to get back at whitey. They have grown up hating authority their entire lives, linking that hatred to their racialized historical narratives, and even when they aren't actively working off of falsehoods about their rights within police proceedure, that deep-seated hatred for societal accountability leads nigs to nog out of pure spite for the entire idea of 'white society' having rules that apply to black people.

Which is still way more human than Andy, who doesn't seem to have any mental activity that doesn't tie into getting his ass wiped. He definitely doesn't understand the minds of others enough to accurately judge gullibility. No cultural sentiments, no historical narrative, just 'what can I say to make another adult wipe my ass'. Or like other friends have said, he'd have given this shit up by now just because he sucks at it and there's a papertrail to prove it.

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm sorry, that just made me think of Andy in one of those breath-powered chairs for quadriplegics, just desperately, slowly puffing his way into traffic...

I can't even see his name without being reminded of the other Munchhausens Andy.

 

[Shanndog]

I initially thought he was "faking it" or this was some form of perverse sexual fetish until I saw the footage of him banging his head against a wall. His parents don't care that he hurt himself. The government doesn't care that he hurt himself. If anything, they revel in his suffering due to the suffering he inflicts upon them. Andy gains nothing from banging his head against the wall but insists on doing it. All while shitting on the floor. He's nuttier than Squirrel shit.

he is faking disability ! now what he is not faking is mental illness and personality disorders; you have no idea the lengths a person who has dependent personalty disorder, borderline and severe narcissistic personality will go for attention and similar gains. plus he is a full blown con-artist they too will go to some pretty extreme lengths to play their schemes. he also has a very disturbing fetish, of being cared for and looked after and he does all this stuff to go ''see? look how disabled i am!'' - look at all the evals he has had every. single. doctor. and social worker, has stated very clearly that Andrew ditch is not autistic or otherwise developmentally / cognitively disabled. he is mentally ill and has some major personality disorders. - which is the labels he does not want, he wants to be disabled and in need to constant care.

I initially thought he was "faking it" or this was some form of perverse sexual fetish until I saw the footage of him banging his head against a wall. His parents don't care that he hurt himself. The government doesn't care that he hurt himself. If anything, they revel in his suffering due to the suffering he inflicts upon them. Andy gains nothing from banging his head against the wall but insists on doing it. All while shitting on the floor. He's nuttier than Squirrel shit.

(and i dont know why this somehow quoted twice)

He may not have autism but he's definitely retarded. I say this because his tactics haven't changed in many years despite the fact that they do not work. He just does and says the same shit over and over and expecting a different result

no that just means/proves hes insane (aka: very mentally ill).

 

[Xev]

There is only one cure for what ails Andy

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

It always makes me sad how fixated he has to be on the backend and the lawfare fuckery, to the point where there are gems in his treasury of retards that he's just never looked at.

Rackets is boring and the main reason most of the interesting cows aren't mentioned is because null intentionally ignores them.
As much as I like Josh, his obstinate behavior is irritating.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Andrew harasses Daddy,Thomas dumps a Trvke on him about Munchausen's

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Poor buzed Andy is running away again. I sure how he doesn't freeze in the snow or anything!

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Poor buzed Andy is running away again. I sure how he doesn't freeze in the snow or anything!

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Something I noticed...

For the people skipping Andy's recent videos (wise move, there's usually nothing there), Andy uploaded a grueling 40-50 min recording of him torturing a poor S.O.B./gov't worker over the telephone about his prolific issues with life and the myriad of solutions that his victims doctors and "caregivers" come up with. At probably one of the more entertaining parts, Andy dusts off the retard speak n' spell to communicate further with his victim, before telling the condemned man about the tard crib that he needs because he's too retarded to sleep in a normal bed like a human being.

Spoiler: But that's all boring shit we already know, here's more on Andy's latest OPWDD Call of Dirty crapped briefs unlock:

The latest (alleged) concession from his doctors is supposed approval for a gps-embedded 'belt' which is supposed to be locked on to Andy's body, and Andy states that he would otherwise be incapable of having it removed without someone with a key being available.
It is actually a legitimate product made for cursed tardwranglers who are coping with the reality of having to watch over eloping retards, but for the close listener, Andy's description of the device sets off alarm bells, (I wish I were kidding).

As he goes over its function and how it's used, the listener gets the nagging feeling that Andy is talking less and less about a medical device, and more and more about a sexual kink device or toy. Andy's more or less describing what I can describe only as a malingerer's chastity belt, if this makes any sense.

Where am I going with this?

Andy is doing babygames per usual but he wants that retard coomer-belt bad, and is playing up the risk of him running away by threatening to do so (lol) in an attempt to create the argument that he has a need for this anti-eloping device. It's such a retarded, short-sighted line of thought that the more I think about it, the more I think it's what Andy's actually trying to do.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Damn, now that was a mic drop. All completely true and accurate. Interesting video.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Andy is talking less and less about a medical device, and more and more about a sexual kink device or toy. Andy's more or less describing what I can describe only as a malingerer's chastity belt, if this makes any sense.

That makes total sense. It actually reminded me of this one blog a person ran, detailing how they wanted to become a double-below elbow amputee. Here's a video someone made covering it:

tl;dw the fixation and intent on having some specific, permanent hardware installed is very reminiscent of this fetish post. The difference between it and Andy, is they had a plan, and a caregiver already.