Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[anliteralidiot]

Ok I now know that Kiwi Tapes is one of you fuckers, the language is a dead give a way.

Come forth and be cleansed of your sin! Admit your a Jew Tuber and repent your heathen ways and you may find forgiveness in the eyes of the Farms.

ok..I liked the video but you should really give credit where credit is due bro.

At least he didn't crop out @Banquet Meal's watermark, like others have. But he totally reads here. The only time I've seen him credit the farms directly was when someone in the Kingcobrajfs thread found a review of NAL working at a Home Depot...

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

At least he didn't crop out @Banquet Meal's watermark, like others have. But he totally reads here. The only time I've seen him credit the farms directly was when someone in the Kingcobrajfs thread found a review of NAL working at a Home Depot...

yah I feel for @Banquet Meal

All these fucking Jew Tubers taking his hard work and making money off it. Too bad you can't copyright public footage.

I hate Jew Tubers in general but these Farm window lickers really really suck sometimes.

 

[Armor of God]

OK, I'd seen a number of posts where people seemed to be suggesting that Andy's parents couldn't just sling his ass out onto the street. Presumably people had assumed that his parents had undergone that process of attaining legal guardianship.

I'm sure it must be hard to be in this position. Initially, you'd be taking your kid's word for it -- especially if he had gone through some traumatic injury. It wouldn't be long though, before it became obvious that the little fucker was just a narcissist who was attempting to use his parents for sexual gratification. At which point, his arse is going out on the street. No negotiation. Here's a tent. Off you go.

Ordinarily it would in fact be hard.

However this faggot tried to poison his entire family not once, but twice.

I’d say that attempted murder is where the line should absolutely be drawn.

 

[anliteralidiot]

ok..I liked the video

also, kiwi tapes pitching up Andy made his whining tolerable, to me? idk why, but it wasn't as grating

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Ordinarily it would in fact be hard.

However this faggot tried to poison his entire family not once, but twice.

I’d say that attempted murder is where the line should absolutely be drawn.

Both the police and DA can't do shit if his family won't co-operate.

That be my guess why all the charges against Andy just got tossed. If Pappa and Momma won't testify against their degenerate offspring there is nadda the system can do. Add in Andy's pretty convincing "I am a retard" routine and I am honestly not surprised everything got dropped. No DA wants to go to court with a shit case like that, Andy would be pretty convincing on the stand no matter what anyone else said because jury's are fucking stupid 90% of the time.

On the plus side Tonowanda Po-Po have a arrest warrant out for Andy now so that's something keeping him away from his folks. He's also got a warrant out in Cleveland for failure to show as Andy couldn't be bothered to show up for his court date for DO and PN charges. Who ever ponied up that 1K bond is shit out of luck but anyone giving Andy bail money is a certified retard.

 

[Racist Parrot]

Show yourself Mr. Tapes. Hide in the shadows no longer.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Who ever ponied up that 1K bond is shit out of luck but anyone giving Andy bail money is a certified retard.

Yeah, who would do that for him? The aunt?

 

[Shanndog]

Sweeter and Savoury​

''Add in Andy's pretty convincing "I am a retard" routine and I am honestly not surprised everything got dropped. No DA wants to go to court with a shit case like that, Andy would be pretty convincing on the stand no matter what anyone else said because jury's are fucking stupid 90% of the time.'''

- I dont know, I mean Andrew Ditch is only halfway convincing AT FIRST GLANCE, usually after a few times of interacting with him people go: 'wait a minute, sum'um ain't right' lol, especially anyone who has any disabled relatives, neighbors or works with the disabled can tell pretty quick that this is an act. and Andy in court i think he'd be toggling back n fourth with the ' his interpretation of a delayed 3 year old with a speech issue', to crying... you know wailing and blubbering, but then snap out of it to quote laws and codes. do his routine of; 'i know things, i wepeat tings, but i dont unnurtann tings '' i disthabulled, i not faaayke''.
c'mon ! even badly played characters in TV and movies depicting autism or retardation as not as bad as Andrew.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Ok I now know that Kiwi Tapes is one of you fuckers, the language is a dead give a way.

Come forth and be cleansed of your sin! Admit your a Jew Tuber and repent your heathen ways and you may find forgiveness in the eyes of the Farms.

ok..I liked the video but you should really give credit where credit is due bro.

The name didn't give it away?
Also his Aunt is genuinely delusion. Officer Bently is right she's been duped.

>complains about diabetes
>sucks down goyslop
>complain about dad aboosin him
>says dad still giving him free shit

 

[John Badman]

>complains about diabetes
>sucks down goyslop
>complain about dad aboosin him
>says dad still giving him free shit

based on Andy’s autist diet I’m currently trying to ponder the aroma of Andy’s smelly smells. in elementary school there was a 7 foot autistic child that smelled like watermelon candy, BO, and after lunch Hershey squirts he didn’t clean up. I bet the family farm Andy smells like this but in 10x magnitude. You could probably deploy him in the Middle East as a bio weapon. Everyone would suffocate on vomit or try to 72 virgins themselves after being in short contact with the Squatch.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

based on Andy’s autist diet I’m currently trying to ponder the aroma of Andy’s smelly smells. in elementary school there was a 7 foot autistic child that smelled like watermelon candy, BO, and after lunch Hershey squirts he didn’t clean up. I bet the family farm Andy smells like this but in 10x magnitude. You could probably deploy him in the Middle East as a bio weapon. Everyone would suffocate on vomit or try to 72 virgins themselves after being in short contact with the Squatch.

“It’s not my problem it’s YOUR problem”
Andy’s motto

 

[Wendyverse Enjoyer]

also, kiwi tapes pitching up Andy made his whining tolerable, to me? idk why, but it wasn't as grating

I don't quite like the pitching. But it did make listening to him a little more tolerable. I might be the baby talk that sounds grating and unbearable coming from an adult man. But pitched up it meets an octave or something that doesn't feel so annoying.

I just don't want to get used to it since Andy is not to be seen as the baby he wants us to think of him as.

 

[Shanndog]

based on Andy’s autist diet I’m currently trying to ponder the aroma of Andy’s smelly smells. in elementary school there was a 7 foot autistic child that smelled like watermelon candy, BO, and after lunch Hershey squirts he didn’t clean up. I bet the family farm Andy smells like this but in 10x magnitude. You could probably deploy him in the Middle East as a bio weapon. Everyone would suffocate on vomit or try to 72 virgins themselves after being in short contact with the Squatch.

oh man ! i bet you got stories about that guy in your elm. school; they seriously allowed him to be in school smelling like that? that is a huge distraction not to mention unhygienic which can spread illness and disease to other people. not cool.
i swear i can smell him and the ditch homestead through my computer screen, i mean its bad when you can literally see the ''stank du funk'' as its so grimey in there plus the trash and clutter which makes it impossible to do basic cleaning, all of them have poor hygiene, andy is just the worst but they are all pretty unkempt.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The name didn't give it away?
Also his Aunt is genuinely delusion. Officer Bently is right she's been duped.
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Has she been duped, or is it something deeper? She just sounds bitter, like she wants the family to suffer...
Officer Bentley even pointedly asks her, "Do you truthfully believe everything he's saying?"
And her reply isn't a yes or a no, she says: "I disagree with you."
What the fuck does that mean?

She's crazy.

 

[Banquet Meal]

yah I feel for @Banquet Meal

All these fucking Jew Tubers taking his hard work and making money off it. Too bad you can't copyright public footage.

I hate Jew Tubers in general but these Farm window lickers really really suck sometimes.

im a girl!! but yep, everyone cuts out my hilarious shitty watermark, but whatever. i posted them here first, and everyone knows that here is where anything good originates, and i wouldnt have even known about him if it wasnt for all of you, so many thanks. im currently waiting, if anyone is interested, on those jail phone calls. IF. if. they exist. they are checking.

Maybe Andy just needs to get laid and he'll chill out. Who's volunteering?

your mom

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Has she been duped, or is it something deeper? She just sounds bitter, like she wants the family to suffer...
Officer Bentley even pointedly asks her, "Do you truthfully believe everything he's saying?"
And her reply isn't a yes or a no, she says: "I disagree with you."
What the fuck does that mean?

She's crazy.

Aunty Ditch reminds me of Bonnie Kelly

 

[Banquet Meal]

i will say though that i can give credit where credit is due, i posted the videos as i received them, and these various youtube personalities have edited them and made them more palatable, and that is definitely noteworthy. i wish i knew how to do that sort of thing, myself.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

I wonder how long my comment will last “GET A JOB”. On his latest video.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

i will say though that i can give credit where credit is due, i posted the videos as i received them, and these various youtube personalities have edited them and made them more palatable, and that is definitely noteworthy. i wish i knew how to do that sort of thing, myself.

If you’re interested in video editing, DaVinci resolve is free, it’s fairly user friendly and there’s a lot of tutorials out there for it. Used it a few times myself for some basic video editing stuff.

 

[Gilgachad]

I was watching this and it reminded me a lot of Andrew Ditch. Some one ought to show it to him.