Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[sixuglymidgets]

R.I.P

There's not a lot of people I hate and wish all kinds of bad shit happens to them, in this case I don't because Andy is subhuman trash so it doesn't count, but Jesus Christ fuck this guy. Thankfully his mom doesn't have to deal with him anymore in life or death because when Andy bites it he's going straight to fucking hell.

I wonder what hell for Andy will be like?

 

[pyrinyx]

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Update. Janet has passed.

Of course Andy has to speak.
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No, Andy, you fucking non-retard. She's probably glad that in her final moments of thought, that she was thinking "I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that fat, bald, diaper-wearing, baby pretending failure of a son of mine anymore."

And I hope this tragedy will make Joe realize, that it's better to be on his own, than to rely on same said fat, bald, diaper-wearing, baby pretending failure of a son.

RIP Janet - you deserve fucking better than this. Godspeed in the next life you come into where you won't have to put up with another shitbag like Andy again.

 

[Made In Wales]

Never has one man said “I” or “me” so many times in the he history of language

YET

He has gloated about Tucker (his parents Dog’s) bowel movements and admitted to playing with said dog’s poop multiple times.

Hmm, he does the 'I' and 'Me' thing a lot, but I've seen a three page rant from a potential lolcow called Simon Harris whereby he whined on X about being bullied because people were calling him out as a fraudster,

Usage of the words 'I' and 'Me' was about 75% of the rant.

 

[Law]

I wonder what hell for Andy will be like?

Working a 9-to-5 where he has to get dressed everyday and the office has sparklingly clean bathrooms

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

RIP mama squatch. May Andrew Ditch die next due to a fecal related illness.

With any luck he will die from a related sepsis that will be very painful and excruciating, with no relief from anything medical care can provide him. May every second like that feel like it lasts for 1000 years.

 

[biggacracka]

He's just being a drifter now, moving from state to find someone to wipe his ass till they kick him out and he moves to the next state. So probably just keep doing that till he's just completely homeless or dead.

WIPE THE ASS TOUR 2025
ALL 50 STATES, ALL SHITTY DIAPERS
BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!

 

[Made In Wales]

Reading the whole sorry thing about Andy Ditch reminds me of somebody I used to class as a 'friend'.

It was more out of pity than anything, and TBF he was at least bearable years ago until he became a 53 year old fat ginger whining sack of crap who would threaten people with violence and then run away crying when they said 'fine, let's fight.'

When his mother was dying, he insisted on putting his head on her stomach because 'he wanted to be soothed' - fuck that his mother was about to leave this world, HE mattered more.

His sister's (older - 60 and 5 flew into a rage with him and he screamed in their faces that they are 'horrible bullies who've made his life unbearable' and now because they refuse to speak to him they're 'mean' and 'stupid'.

I've got a feeling that one day he will totally lolcow out - I saw him in the local town centre this morning screaming at an elderly woman in a car park because she 'took his disabled space' (he's as much disabled as I am the reincarnation of Christ) and threatened to beat her up before he was surrounded by other shoppers and quickly sped off towards McDonalds because fatty ginger needs his McLovin.

He's diabetic and doesn't want to be - yet he'll go through chocolate and burgers (perhaps even chocolate burgers) like a hot knife through butter.

Anyway, yeah, fuck Andy Ditch with a roasting hot demon cock and RIP to his Mum.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

I forgot about this retard, so what will happen once the father is dead? I remember him going around and doctor surfing just so he could be declared as autistic, will that mean the state will have to take his ass in?

The state will do its own evaluation most likely and determine he is a malingering piece of shit (the soc. workers and psychs that do these evals have literally seen everything and can smell a faker from 10 miles away) and mark him as psychotic, then he can be doped up on all sorts of anti-tard medications until he drools uncontrollably. I bet he'll really be having fun playing retard at that point. I bet he doesn't realize that once he gets marks as psychotic and unable to take care of himself, he loses all his rights of self-determination. The state at that point literally gets to decide what is in your best interest. That is a situation that you never EVER want to put yourself in because it will never turn out well for you.

 

[WEEKEND]

On the bright side, at least she's getting some fucking peace.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Being a parent is such a thankless job and it's worse when one of your children is a parasite. Shit like this makes me glad I never had children.

It ain't easy, but it is worth it.

 

[pyrinyx]

The state will do its own evaluation most likely and determine he is a malingering piece of shit (the soc. workers and psychs that do these evals have literally seen everything and can smell a faker from 10 miles away) and mark him as psychotic, then he can be doped up on all sorts of anti-tard medications until he drools uncontrollably. I bet he'll really be having fun playing retard at that point. I bet he doesn't realize that once he gets marks as psychotic and unable to take care of himself, he loses all his rights of self-determination. The state at that point literally gets to decide what is in your best interest. That is a situation that you never EVER want to put yourself in because it will never turn out well for you.

That's what he deserves. Hell, it is what someone like Chris-Chan should be in too, additionally along with more prison time.

 

[Law]

The state will do its own evaluation most likely and determine he is a malingering piece of shit (the soc. workers and psychs that do these evals have literally seen everything and can smell a faker from 10 miles away) and mark him as psychotic, then he can be doped up on all sorts of anti-tard medications until he drools uncontrollably. I bet he'll really be having fun playing retard at that point. I bet he doesn't realize that once he gets marks as psychotic and unable to take care of himself, he loses all his rights of self-determination. The state at that point literally gets to decide what is in your best interest. That is a situation that you never EVER want to put yourself in because it will never turn out well for you.

Isn't this what happened to Messy Tails? The furry who shit everywhere so his parents had him institutionalized?

 

[FeelingShroomy]

If Andy goes to the funeral could he be arrested for his outstanding warrant if the police are called?

 

[Random Internet Person]

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From youtube. Joe's too fucking good for Andy. After all the bullshit that fat faggot has done to Joe, he still wants to look after him.

It’s family, your blood relatives. As easy as it is here to say that somebody should cut a nuisance out of their life completely, most people out there aren’t cynical assholes with hearts of stone or hearts of iron.

Joe could have just left all the footage he had of Andy up. He could have replied to Andy’s comment by saying “STFU. You have no idea how much of a Hell you made her life, you POS. We’re gonna have security at the funeral to make sure you stay away.” But he didn’t do either of those things. Why is that?

Maybe I’m sentimental like that. Maybe it’s empathy. Maybe it’s the event at hand. But it’s times like these I have to stop from joining the hate pile and realize there’s still some humanity at play here.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Nah, he doesn't have family that will support him. I don't think Joe would even go that far.
His best bet was his crazy Aunt Diane, and she died in February.

Sadly, Joe promised his Mom on her deathbed to take care of Andy. Poor bastard doesn't deserve that burden.

 

[biggacracka]

Sadly, Joe promised his Mom on her deathbed to take care of Andy. Poor bastard doesn't deserve that burden.

Taking care of Andy could/should mean to old yeller him

 

[Dartos Cremaster]

The state will do its own evaluation most likely and determine he is a malingering piece of shit (the soc. workers and psychs that do these evals have literally seen everything and can smell a faker from 10 miles away) and mark him as psychotic, then he can be doped up on all sorts of anti-tard medications until he drools uncontrollably. I bet he'll really be having fun playing retard at that point. I bet he doesn't realize that once he gets marks as psychotic and unable to take care of himself, he loses all his rights of self-determination. The state at that point literally gets to decide what is in your best interest. That is a situation that you never EVER want to put yourself in because it will never turn out well for you.

We should probably bring back asylums. With cellphones this time though. For content.

 

[VientreGordo3000]

Andy pretending to care about his family that he tortured for his sick kicks is something else mane. would say he should choke on his own shit but honestly I think that’s how he’d wanna go.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I genuinely like Joe. Something about him just makes me very happy to see him thrive and trying to pull away from his brother's bullshit. I really hope that he has a fantastic life. I enjoy his videos as well.

Now Andy? I wish nothing but agony for that fat nigger. Death is too good for him. Too easy. I want him to suffer from a non-healing pressure sore.

Joe has posted some photos. Thankfully Andy is not in any of them. Man looked like he really loved his mom. Great lad. Fuck you Andy.

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It's nice that they got a bit of respite away from Andy and his gross bullshit for the last little bit of her life. That's something.
Poor Ditch family, RIP.

 

[Coily the Spring Sprite]

The state will do its own evaluation most likely and determine he is a malingering piece of shit (the soc. workers and psychs that do these evals have literally seen everything and can smell a faker from 10 miles away) and mark him as psychotic, then he can be doped up on all sorts of anti-tard medications until he drools uncontrollably. I bet he'll really be having fun playing retard at that point. I bet he doesn't realize that once he gets marks as psychotic and unable to take care of himself, he loses all his rights of self-determination. The state at that point literally gets to decide what is in your best interest. That is a situation that you never EVER want to put yourself in because it will never turn out well for you.

The thing is he's not psychotic and professionals know that. Meaning they're not going to pump him full of anti-psychotic meds. Really the only way that would happen is if he started getting genuinely violent and Andy knows that. He's been navigating the mental health system for years without getting drugged up and stuck in a ward.
Andy's dumb as a brick but he's good at what he does and he knows what his goals are. To be cared for by nurses who willingly wipe him and don't make a big deal out of the erection he gets.
ps. I've always wondered if he ejaculates while someone is wiping him