Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

I wish there were more real-life stories from people encountering Andy. Not poop touchers, but stories from his hometown, his neighborhood, people who might have worked with him, people who saw him at that trip to the zoo- people who don't have to consider HIPAA regulations or anything like healthcare workers would.
That's a good observation; someone who lives across the street, or the guy who works at the closest convenience store, have no legal restrictions on sharing their plein air cowspotting.

Now-dead lolcow Amanda Baggs, tubie and autism faker, rode public transport in a large enough city that her thread is full of KF users who were surprised to recognize her from their real life, and posted about sightings and local lore.
 
The most easy way to deal with Andy is keep him in a cell with a hole in the center and a sprinkler system and a hose to spray him down like a convict. If you need to make him comply cattle prods set on high and only give him a small amount of food so he loses weight and can't use his bulk.
Retractable anti-loitering spikes, to be deployed from his cot during daytime hours and from any chair or bench at an appropriate interval, will also go a long way towards preventing him from being sedentary or using the furniture as a way to obstruct.

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Faggot, read my first line. God damn faggots trying to sound morally righteous. Look where you are, you dumb son of a bitch.

Settle down, newfag. You'd better take some time to lurk moar before posting again, I think you have a warped idea of what the Farms are.

Sure, Andy can make anyone a bit a-loggy but that post was a bit fucked up. Take the comment as constructive criticism instead of sperging out.
 
According to Andy the inmates beat him up several times when he was in jail and the guards allowed it.
According to Andy.
He also said they would only give him two pullups a day and wouldn't diaper him. So he apparently laid on a plastic mattress covered in his own excrement every night. The inmates complained of his smell. I assume the beating was administered while they forced him into the showers. That explains why the guards didn't stop it.
He also claimed this rubber mat was in the middle of the common room and he had to stand there naked so his poop could fall out of his ass like an animal, in front of everyone.
 
He also claimed this rubber mat was in the middle of the common room and he had to stand there naked so his poop could fall out of his ass like an animal, in front of everyone.
That was a thing?? Jesus H. Christ. An eight-year-old (or whatever age Andy claims to be this week) wouldn't do that. Fuck, speaking of animals, I've never had a dog that would do that (correction: I've seen a dog shit out liquid inside the house because it was literally ill; it wouldn't do this unless it literally had no other option). And some of these dogs I've had were dumb. I'm not gonna dog-breed sperg but I can assure you they were not intelligent. Still intelligent enough to never foul inside or randomly like that.

Baby Amdy. What a monster.
 
He also claimed this rubber mat was in the middle of the common room and he had to stand there naked so his poop could fall out of his ass like an animal, in front of everyone.
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That'd be national news if it were true. It's the Erie County Jail, not Abu Ghraib.
 
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That'd be national news if it were true. It's the Erie County Jail, not Abu Ghraib.
So what you're saying is that the likely reality is that Andy was denied his whim in some basic and normal way for his environment, and instead of just chalking it up to the controlled environment of a jail like any normal human, he dragged his matress into the middle of a common room and then shat on in in front of everyone?
 
That's a good observation; someone who lives across the street, or the guy who works at the closest convenience store, have no legal restrictions on sharing their plein air cowspotting.

Now-dead lolcow Amanda Baggs, tubie and autism faker, rode public transport in a large enough city that her thread is full of KF users who were surprised to recognize her from their real life, and posted about sightings and local lore.
I've seen posts from people who've seen Andy in a Tonawanda, NY local city Facebook group and I think a couple reddit posts from the Buffalo, NY sub about him as well as a few on the main Andy sub from locals who've seen him and you'll see occasional comments on YouTube from people who've claimed to see and interacted with him. If he lived in a place like New York City more people would be aware of him and we'd get a bunch of encounters. We'd be getting WorldOfTShirts style interactions with trolls every day with Andy if he did. "Put the diapers in the bag"

Buffalo is a much smaller city and Tonawanda is a pretty small town so if anyone's seen him and interacted with him it's the locals of the town. If there's any lurkers of this thread from the Buffalo/Tonawanda area who have their own Andrew interaction stories we'd love to hear. Maybe you went to school with him, maybe you've seen him in the local grocery store, etc. Whatever the case it'd be interesting to hear from a local's perspective.
 
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If there's any lurkers of this thread from the Buffalo/Tonawanda area who has their own Andrew interaction stories we'd love to hear. Maybe you went to school with him, maybe you've seen him in the local grocery store, etc. Whatever the case it'd be interesting to hear from a local's perspective.
Not very helpful I know, but I've tried to find someone like this myself. I'm friends with someone who I found out used to live (for like ten years) only a few streets over from the Ditches and sent him an overview video and asked if he'd ever met the Baby Amdy Monster. The reply?

"Never heard of any of these people."

Now that means fuck all, maybe someone here has met him. But even though Tonawanda is pretty small it's attached to a pretty large urban area (Buffalo) which is utterly surrounded by tons of suburban cities and townships all mostly people by caucasians who fled the City of Buffalo proper over the past several decades. Point being, I don't know that Andy is actually well known by anyone in that area other than his direct neighbors, cops, EMTs, healthcare workers, etc. In Buffalo (just going by the population numbers and friend's descriptions) it's not like you're going to see NYC levels of madness by going on the subway/being out and about but it's big enough to hide even the utter craziness that is Andy. That's my guess anyway.
 
I tend to find that as time goes on, I witness more and more visibly autistic people hitting "Post Reply" to a retarded diatribe that marks the frequently MATI. I suppose there is a specific drive as a retard to call out Andrew for being a faker, but Christ, have some message discipline some of you, please. We all hate Andy and want to see him with a pair of shiners, you aren't special for creating rants at him to giggle at, just more emotional labor from others wasted for him.
I think it is funny that you retards are trying to have a moral high ground over someone such as Andy. Fucking hilarious. Oh is something too far for you? Get a fucking clue, faggot.
 
In Buffalo (just going by the population numbers and friend's descriptions) it's not like you're going to see NYC levels of madness by going on the subway/being out and about but it's big enough to hide even the utter craziness that is Andy. That's my guess anyway.
I would pay good money to see an NYC Subway Andy meltdown. There's always crazy shit going on down in them so it wouldn't be out of the ordinary.

Andy to NYC crackhead: "could you help me with my diaper?"
Crackhead: "Aw, hell nah nigga!"
Andy: "YOU SAY I FAKE, YOU BOOZE ME!"

*every one brings out their phones and starts recording*

Tourist: "This is gonna get a million TikTok views"
 
Settle down, newfag. You'd better take some time to lurk moar before posting again, I think you have a warped idea of what the Farms are.

Sure, Andy can make anyone a bit a-loggy but that post was a bit fucked up. Take the comment as constructive criticism instead of sperging out.
Ah go fuck yourself and give that fatfuck a hug, moralfag.
 
If Andy (Dear God forbid) actually destroys some child's innocence do you think that will finally be the last straw for Tom and Joe? Tom despite it all somehow still loves his son and that in of itself is tragic. Its on the same level of sadness as Bob Chandler. There are limits to a parents love though. The shame brought on an already humiliated family and the horror of violating some poor kid will be Tom's point of no return.
I think they would show up in court for him but that would be it maybe Tom would still visit him in prison maybe even drop off money for him (not sure if thats how the prison system works) but Joe I think would be done cold turkey
 
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