💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

InstituteCutie 2415 said:
Andy your caregiver can't go to work with you, I can't think of a single place that would allow that.
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That's one of Amdy's stranger fetishes- the idea that he's the most autistic babyman who has ever lived, but he can do everything the normies can do wit dat hewp. And tornadoes.

Even stranger than that are Amby's poor attempts to retcon his own history, insisting that Mawm would take Amby to work, work alongside him, and "help" and "teach" him. Mawm replies that she just gave him rides to work.

It's also in today's Buzin' Faker drop. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vgGAxxk7wCQ
 
If Andy was the actual magical retard he says he is, no way would staff let him work the food. He could bus tables. How could Andy possibly work the food prep when you have hazards like a hot grill, deep friers, and the constant noise of timers for friers and the ovens going off? Every time something would start beeping it's ready to be taken out he'd flip his station over shouting "OWWWWWW MY EARS YOU'RE HURTING MY EEAAAAARS!"

if he was real. Andy not real Andy fake.
 
Spawn of Dangerhair said:
That's one of Amdy's stranger fetishes- the idea that he's the most autistic babyman who has ever lived, but he can do everything the normies can do wit dat hewp. And tornadoes.

Even stranger than that are Amby's poor attempts to retcon his own history, insisting that Mawm would take Amby to work, work alongside him, and "help" and "teach" him. Mawm replies that she just gave him rides to work.

It's also in today's Buzin' Faker drop. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vgGAxxk7wCQ
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Really its the biggest reason he'll always fail.

Its not enough to pretend to be a wounded baby bird, he's also the most helpless retard, and also the smartest most capable person who ever lived.

Fatty can't help himself. He has to be the most everything in the room.
 
InstituteCutie 2415 said:
Do you think it's the Oppositional Defiance Disorder that makes him want to constantly "one-up" everyone around him? Or is it just because he's an attention seeking faggot, and any attention is good attention to an attention seeking faggot?
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I think it's a bit of everything honestly.

Unresolved PTSD from the molestation, and masking it with an act.

A conspirational mindset and persecution complex inherited from Tawm.

Disordered thought process from the Schizoaffective.

Poor reasoning due to his low IQ.

Unwarranted Self Importance from Tawm and especially Mawm's enabling.

Severe loneliness due to him having no friends, or anyone that likes him.



Interestingly enough, the APS Denial from August 2025 says something to the effect of "When you first meet him, you think he's just faking, but the more you get to know him, the more you realize that there's something wrong with him, and it sure as hell isn't autism".
 
Orkeosaurus said:
Its wild to think Andy spent maybe a little over a decade wagecucking it like Joe. Im sure Joe could tell stories from before 2016 that would make our hair stand on end but he'd rather stream ark to his 3 viewers.
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Would you really like to bring up a guy who goes out of his way to make your life a living Hell whenever you so much as mention his name in passing? I'm sure Joe has better shit to do than deal with the cops every night because yes, Andy will call them.
 
The day after Joe started his YouTube channel Andy immediately started harassing him, and even in the first couple bits and bobs videos when he so much as mentioned him Andy flew into a rage and had a tantrum over it. I'm waiting for the day one of the doctors finally just diagnoses him as a sociopath but it probably won't happen.
 
A-Stump said:
Would you really like to bring up a guy who goes out of his way to make your life a living Hell whenever you so much as mention his name in passing? I'm sure Joe has better shit to do than deal with the cops every night because yes, Andy will call them.
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I watched one of his more recent videos.

Joe and Tawm had just finished having dinner together. Joe's room is all cleaned up, he's got a new desk, he's talking about 3D printing, and helping his dad plant a garden and clean up the rest of the house. Joe says that despite his mobility issues, his father is doing well. Tawm is playing guitar in the background throughout the video, clearly enjoying himself.

For the first time in his life, Tornado Amdy isn't there screaming, shitting, blaring his AAC, smashing his head into the wall, and trying to make everything about him. He can finally just come home from work, have dinner with his dad who he is close with, and they can then both do something they enjoy independently.

The last thing in the world I'd want to talk about is the artillery shell I just dodged.
 
GARFGARF said:
I was under the impression that wasn't real, no?
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I'm inclined to believe it's real, it was in his evaluations when he was 8 and again at 17. 1000009658.jpg
 
Spawn of Dangerhair said:
I'm inclined to believe it's real, it was in his evaluations when he was 8 and again at 17.View attachment 8958082
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I don't think it's real. He's also claimed Michael was the head of several strange behaviors such as walking down the street naked waving a gun around. The guy is cracked in the fucking head, I think he said his brother put a stick up his anus not because he knew what the sexual implications were but because he hated him and wanted him in trouble. In fact they noted in a file before he did have a pattern of just despising Michael for who knows what reason.

Consider the hateful behavior he shows to the rest of his family. If you don't think he could have had it out for Michael even that young, you obviously don't know how screwy he is.
 
A-Stump said:
I don't think it's real. He's also claimed Michael was the head of several strange behaviors such as walking down the street naked waving a gun around. The guy is cracked in the fucking head, I think he said his brother put a stick up his anus not because he knew what the sexual implications were but because he hated him and wanted him in trouble. In fact they noted in a file before he did have a pattern of just despising Michael for who knows what reason.

Consider the hateful behavior he shows to the rest of his family. If you don't think he could have had it out for Michael even that young, you obviously don't know how screwy he is.
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I think he was molested, but the perp wasn't Mike. So many of his fixations are rooted in some sort of trauma to his ass. He threw a days-long tantrum when Tawm said he had been molested

That vision of Mike was a nightmare IIRC

I also think Mawm coached him to say it was Mike.
 
Even Andy has said ad nauseum he doesnt even think it happened. Lol. And he said if it did it could have actually been Mike's friend.

When hes feeling particularly spiteful towards his mom he likes to blame her for the Mike thing. For all we know it could have been 100% him. I imagine child andy was like a literal horror movie plot.

I think kid andy just said some things he couldn't take back because Mike was an obstacle to getting dyad's attention
 
Spawn of Dangerhair said:
Tim Horton's
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Timmies is shit enough these days, i don't need Baby Andy fucking it up worse...

That said, if he did come up here he could pull his "i can't feel the cold" bit in -50 or lower. You feel that mighty fast, and people freezing to death does happen even in the lesser cold. Hell, if he did that somewhere rural the coyotes might drag him off.

I just don't get why he can't be banned from services meant for actually diabled people, or shoved into a mental hospital until he smartens up.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
Even Andy has said ad nauseum he doesnt even think it happened. Lol. And he said if it did it could have actually been Mike's friend.

When hes feeling particularly spiteful towards his mom he likes to blame her for the Mike thing. For all we know it could have been 100% him. I imagine child andy was like a literal horror movie plot.

I think kid andy just said some things he couldn't take back because Mike was an obstacle to getting dyad's attention
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If you get sodomized with a stick, it would be pretty obvious. There would be no question of it. There would be clear rectal tearing and even if it healed, scarring.

Spawn of Dangerhair said:
That vision of Mike was a nightmare IIRC
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That's not how I remember it. In the report I read, unless my brain is just going on the fritz, they clearly said it was a delusion that he spoke of. As in, something he honestly believed or was trying to get THEM to believe. If that's true then it calls into question anything he has to say about him.
 
A-Stump said:
That's not how I remember it. In the report I read, unless my brain is just going on the fritz, they clearly said it was a delusion that he spoke of. As in, something he honestly believed or was trying to get THEM to believe. If that's true then it calls into question anything he has to say about him.
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There is also something I overlooked.

Despite the huge volume of medical records uploaded, we're still only seeing what Andy chooses to upload, thinking it either proves that he has autism, that he's being BUZED by the medical system, or both.

The one thing that's safe to say is:

Whatever did or didn't happen, did or didn't happen the way Amby said it did or didn't.
 
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