Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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That's it? Also, random question: Does Patty ever change for good or is explained why she is a bully to begin with? I assume the answer is no, but I really want to hear a few details.
It was years ago when I watched that, but I'll tell you what I can remember. Patty is angry when she finds out the chick has a crush on her and I think she calls her out in public or something and then somehow they get together. Patty being a bully is never brought up again. He draws a volleyball on a soccor field instead of a soccorball. Patty and girlfriend make out in Patty's room and Patty's mom walks in and flips the fuck out. Patty and girlfriend run away to Patty's dad's house. Comic ends.

Edit: here is the entirety of Patty online for Freeeeee
https://books.google.ca/books?id=2A...over&hl=pt-BR&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false
 
It was years ago when I watched that, but I'll tell you what I can remember. Patty is angry when she finds out the chick has a crush on her and I think she calls her out in public or something and then somehow they get together. Patty being a bully is never brought up again. He draws a volleyball on a soccor field instead of a soccorball. Patty and girlfriend make out in Patty's room and Patty's mom walks in and flips the fuck out. Patty and girlfriend run away to Patty's dad's house. Comic ends.

Edit: here is the entirety of Patty online for Freeeeee
https://books.google.ca/books?id=2A...over&hl=pt-BR&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false

Bugaboo....reading this shit so we dont have to

God speed brave kiwi
 
The sad thing about Dobson is that he's so focused on his PTSD claims that he thinks that living life, every day, is already enough 'minimum' effort and that thus, the effort he spends on whatever he does is vindicated.

It's not. And he doesn't get that when we say he spends no effort, it's not because we are making fun of his attempts at doing anything. It's because we can tell that he is pushing himself to do less than necessary and do it as badly as possible.

You know. Like Chris did.
 
Shit fuck I just checked and the online copy of Patty I found is incomplete. The search continues I suppose.
 
I humbly suggest that Dobson gets his own subforum.
Sorry, but I'm gonna have to politely decline as, honestly, I can see that being nothing but a horrible idea. Dobson is like a slightly more pathetic, more easily triggered Mr. Enter. He's easier to mock and he has more defined lolcow traits, but overall he... just doesn't have enough content to warrant a subforum, unless you wanna rope all of his Twitter SJW asspats into one group, but we already have a thread on Community Watch for SJW's and a subforum on Tumblr for the special snowflake Tumblrinas.

Yes, having separate threads would probably allow people to more easily dig up and laugh at Alex Ze Pirate, So You're A Cartoonist, and the rest of Dobson's shite, but the problem with them is that they're... not really "Sonichu" levels of terrible. We're not talking about a comic with a Way Past Cool Totally Original Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, Transformers, an Anchuent Prophecy, and a bent duck. It's a comic about Dobson's fetishes or Dobson's triggers and strawmen, which both basically boil down to "Dobson is a terrible artist and an all-around terrible person." There's not a lot to deconstruct there. To really get content out of Dobson that would necessitate or justify a subforum would be more active trolling and pestering him on Patreon and Twitter outside of capping his Tweets and uploading his Patreon work for public use. The last time we did that shit was with Jay Geis, the heroic dA Golden Knight, and when everyone jumped on that bandwagon he basically burned the crops, salted the field, and vanished from the public eye. While some people might want Dobson to shut up and never return, I honestly prefer seeing him slowly crash and burn like he is now.

Like, no offense, but giving Dobson a subforum is like acknowledging that he's worth such focused discussion. ... And he really isn't. He's a mediocre artist with an inflated ego, and when the SJW bubble finally collapses under the weight of its own hypocrisy, he'll be the first person to get crushed.

(Also subforums tend to attract a lot of White Knights and other trolls and if the Entersphere was any indication of what to expect, then I don't want to know what levels of idiocy that Dobson's Facebook White Knights are capable of spewing.)
 
Dobson has been triggered
I repeat: Dobson has been triggered. This is not drill!

Not costumes, eh?
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No, not really. I have posted a link a few pages prior that leads to some subforum where he offers his early works to download for a small fee. I read the samples.
Here are two pages:

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This is from 2002 by the way. You know, when he already WAS at college.



And these are the characters I try to save with some random fanfic idea that got slightly inspired by spending a weekend with some friends marathoning a few good old cartoons and getting high while karaoking the openingsong to One Piece.
BTW, looking at Alex here... is it me or does she look like Anita Sarkeesian.
... Oh my god! It actually is possible for feminism to poison something that is supposed to already gather to girls.


wow Patty's a cunt


Isn't dobson judging a grown man in a leia costume as weird kind of like the pot calling the kettle black?

Here is the proof. More or less.
The preview pages for Patty, pretty much summing up the first "chapter" of the story. Not only is Patty a dick who walks around in something I normally see at building workers, but the entire plot is setin motion because supposedly some random girl that only came new to school is falling in love with her. Why? Because she is "cute"? Please, just read the pages and tell me what the hell is cute about Patty.

His lesbian fetish is getting out of control.

That main character's all kinds of shitty, complaining about getting the sent to the principal's office for being a bully, and then manipulating the teacher's staff. She's really rustling my jimmies
 
Dobson has been triggered
I repeat: Dobson has been triggered. This is not drill!

Funny thing about Social Justice is that he could have taken exactly the opposite stance and could have been just as mad.

I hope for his sake that Sarah Butts or whatever senpai he sucks up to doesn't feel that this is empowering for trannies or he might suicide bait again.
 
I agree with @Sanae Kochiya, that's not a good idea. Dobson doesn't produce anywhere near enough content for a sub-forum. Plus he lacks a captive flock of autists like Mr.Enter has.

That and Dobson is more infuriating than funny. In fact, he makes a radiation bath look like the most expensive spa trip.
 
The thing is, Dobson is only one person. If you look at Deagle Nation, you had Tyce and Eli in addition to Jace. The Entersphere had AnimatedJames, 03bgood, Nayolfa, and the fanboys. There's no need for Dobson to have his own subforum, because it's just him.
Basically Dobson couldn't have his own subforum because he has no friends.
 
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At first, I honestly couldn't tell the difference between the original characters and these "rebooted" ones... But examining them more closely, I realize just how shockingly bad they are. GypsyPirate and LesbianKick look middle-aged (par for the course, I know) and... Which Kiwi said Doormat looks like he's got Down's Syndrome? Well, quite. Also, take a close look at his neck - it looks like GypsyPirate cut his head off with her sword and stuck it on the end of a broomstick, which she then shoved deep down into the stump. The real shocker, though, is RandomFurry. Dear God, when you start unconsciously channeling Dave Hopkins in your work, you know you've got problems...
At least Hopkins can kinda draw. This?

- The girls look like they're about to turn into zombies.
-The guy on the right looks like he's either sucking a lemon or just creamed himself. And is enjoying this.
-Pervy the Pirate looks like he'd fit in better with a DreamWorks movie.
- And the furry looks like an ungodly combination of Bubsy and a Loony Tunes character. And if he was inspired by Hopkin's style. Then Dobson sucks at that "style" too. You heard me, when ol' man Dobbo can't draw in Hopkin's terrible excuse of a style, you know he sucks the big one.
 
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