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No, not really. Articles that haven't been shot through with political slant are just riddled with intentional errors by trolls from RationalWiki and other sites with more lulz-driven agendas.
Andrew Schlafly's Conservapedia - Right-wing parody of RationalWiki
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>Bee Movie
>Only Obama is responsible for surveillance and the destruction of civil liberties.
>Steve Rogers is the most conservative Avenger
>Is literally a man out of his time
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http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:Liberalism_is_the_root_of_all_racism
I just found possibly the best thing on the website. No conservatives are racist, if you're racist you're a liberal.
I just found possibly the best thing on the website. No conservatives are racist, if you're racist you're a liberal.
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The 2 things that stand out the most to me about Conservapedia: there's a lot of "Atheism and [x]" articles (atheism and obesity, atheism and loneliness, etc.), and the front page reads more like a news commentary than an encyclopedia.
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http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:Worst_Liberal_Movies
http://archive.is/lMaaH
I think I may have found the best page on this guys website. It's being triggered about messages he dislikes all the way down.
http://archive.is/lMaaH
I think I may have found the best page on this guys website. It's being triggered about messages he dislikes all the way down.
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>Pokémon: Zoroark - Master of Illusions
>Das Boot
>Short Circuit
>The Big Lebowski
I can't follow his logic at all.
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He missed the point of Team America: World Police entirely I'm fucking laughing my ass off here.
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In this greatest movies, him talking about how awful the slave trade was under Amazin Grace when at the same time talks about how the 300 Spartans who routinely killed their slaves for fun are defenders of western values is pretty funny.
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>DS9 is without a doubt the most left-wing of all the Star Trek series.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wat
Also Marilyn Manson is a free market capitalist, but he doesn't seem to realize that
http://www.conservapedia.com/Marilyn_Manson
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wat
Also Marilyn Manson is a free market capitalist, but he doesn't seem to realize that
http://www.conservapedia.com/Marilyn_Manson
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I'm suprised this website isn't dead yet, who reads it other than Andy or maybe some of his "homeschool" students.
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Its pretty funny how the list Birth of a Nation and Triumph of the Will as liberal movies.
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Because the Klan were Democrats and Hitler was a National SOCIALIST! Checkmate atheists!
^This is what Andrew actually believes.
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It's been a long time since I bothered reading up on that website; I recall at one time they had somehow decided certain countries were "atheist/heathen", or "Christian", and would blame their win and losses at sports events like the World cup on their "athiesm, socialism, gay marriage acceptence", etc.
Once there was some headline about how "atheist Germany" lost world cup games to "Christian" Poland and Brazil because Germany doesn't allow religious homeschooling... no joke.
Once there was some headline about how "atheist Germany" lost world cup games to "Christian" Poland and Brazil because Germany doesn't allow religious homeschooling... no joke.
Das Boot is a classic WWII film, how did he managed to find that "liberal"?
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It was a pretty pessimistic, harrowing and overall inglorious depiction of war, and those kind of movies tend to get labelled 'liberal' and 'anti-war'. If I remember right it also briefly touched on the communist sympathies of the Kriegsmariners, who were the protagonists of the movie.
All in all I'd say calling it a 'liberal movie' is possibly correct, probably arguable, but certainly not at all a ridiculous notion.
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http://www.conservapedia.com/Theory_of_relativity#Lack_of_evidence_for_Relativity
http://archive.is/JwTL5
The real best article on the entire website.
http://archive.is/JwTL5
The real best article on the entire website.
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Just a few of the old school RationalWiki users that haven't moved on. I don't think Schlafly even teaches home-school classes any more, since he has amply proved he has no business teaching children.
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I do love the film review on the “Greatest Conservative Movies” page:
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:
“Shows teenage fun without the use of drugs, alcohol or smoking, the main character spends a lot of time with his girlfriend and possibly chooses abstinence. Ferris says that "I'm not European, I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism." He also says, he is not socialist, and will never be socialist. Mocks public schools and liberal teaching. Conservative commentator and comedian Ben Stein appears in this movie as one of Ferris's teachers.”
Here Comes the Boom:
“A high school teacher played by Kevin James, tries to raise money for his school, by fighting in the MMA. To not only save certain school programs but save the job of a teacher’s whose wife is pregnant. Also promotes citizenship and patriotism, as Kevin James’ character is also a night instructor for an adult citizenship class, which show the idea of people coming into our country legally and becoming citizens as the right thing. Kevin James also even put some elements of his Christian Faith into the movie.”
Paul Blart: Map Cop:
“Mall security guard Paul Blart is silly, but shows dedication in keeping the mall he works at safe. Also, Paul wants to be a good father figure for his daughter, and the movie has some anti-feminism aspects as showing the father as the good parent against a mother (not present in the movie though, only seen in a photo), who only married him to get legal status in the country and then left him, which could also be seen as an anti-illegal immigrant message. This film is also somewhat anti-environmentalism.”
Space Jam:
“Michael Jordan uses the help of beloved animated children's characters, the Looney Tunes, from the 1950s (a simpler time in America's history) to beat back alien invaders from outer space who wish to take away our freedoms.”
Suicide Squad:
“A team of super villains are given a second chance to fight for the greater good. Surprisingly the film glorifies some conservative values. The villain's a Pagan goddess named Enchantress ( a rare film where liberal Hollywood actually portrays a Pagan as evil instead of the tragic hero nonsense we've seen). Also, even throughout the film is about supervillains, many of them regret their life of crime, such as one of the characters Deadshot abandons his opportunity to kill Batman on his daughter's behalf and another character El Diablo who used his superpower for evil ends up accidentally killing his family, which has haunted him. Moreover, in a dream sequence villain Harley Quinn shows her deepest desires which is being a housewife (points for having the guts for showing a female character not wanting to be part of the feminist agenda, especially in this day and age, even if it not surprisingly infuriated liberal critics[21]). More interesting enough the director David Ayer is a Christian[22] who was once in the Navy.[23] So it's not surprising he added these values onto his film.”
Super Mario Bros.:
“Has a pro-Second Amendment message in that an old lady, before mugging them, explicitly states the titular characters need to have a weapon to survive on the streets of Dinohatten (which is depicted as a lawless hellhole), and also having a condemnation towards Communist/fascistic-style big government in the form of King Koopa (who is depicted as a human-looking character in the film, as opposed to his dragon-like form of the video game). It also is to some extent anti-evolution and anti-social Darwinism, as although the story's backstory does involve dinosaurs evolving into humanoid creatures from being sent to a separate dimension from that of humans, the villains are the ones who largely focus on this aspect and want to eliminate humans as inferior to themselves.”
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:
“Shows teenage fun without the use of drugs, alcohol or smoking, the main character spends a lot of time with his girlfriend and possibly chooses abstinence. Ferris says that "I'm not European, I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism." He also says, he is not socialist, and will never be socialist. Mocks public schools and liberal teaching. Conservative commentator and comedian Ben Stein appears in this movie as one of Ferris's teachers.”
Here Comes the Boom:
“A high school teacher played by Kevin James, tries to raise money for his school, by fighting in the MMA. To not only save certain school programs but save the job of a teacher’s whose wife is pregnant. Also promotes citizenship and patriotism, as Kevin James’ character is also a night instructor for an adult citizenship class, which show the idea of people coming into our country legally and becoming citizens as the right thing. Kevin James also even put some elements of his Christian Faith into the movie.”
Paul Blart: Map Cop:
“Mall security guard Paul Blart is silly, but shows dedication in keeping the mall he works at safe. Also, Paul wants to be a good father figure for his daughter, and the movie has some anti-feminism aspects as showing the father as the good parent against a mother (not present in the movie though, only seen in a photo), who only married him to get legal status in the country and then left him, which could also be seen as an anti-illegal immigrant message. This film is also somewhat anti-environmentalism.”
Space Jam:
“Michael Jordan uses the help of beloved animated children's characters, the Looney Tunes, from the 1950s (a simpler time in America's history) to beat back alien invaders from outer space who wish to take away our freedoms.”
Suicide Squad:
“A team of super villains are given a second chance to fight for the greater good. Surprisingly the film glorifies some conservative values. The villain's a Pagan goddess named Enchantress ( a rare film where liberal Hollywood actually portrays a Pagan as evil instead of the tragic hero nonsense we've seen). Also, even throughout the film is about supervillains, many of them regret their life of crime, such as one of the characters Deadshot abandons his opportunity to kill Batman on his daughter's behalf and another character El Diablo who used his superpower for evil ends up accidentally killing his family, which has haunted him. Moreover, in a dream sequence villain Harley Quinn shows her deepest desires which is being a housewife (points for having the guts for showing a female character not wanting to be part of the feminist agenda, especially in this day and age, even if it not surprisingly infuriated liberal critics[21]). More interesting enough the director David Ayer is a Christian[22] who was once in the Navy.[23] So it's not surprising he added these values onto his film.”
Super Mario Bros.:
“Has a pro-Second Amendment message in that an old lady, before mugging them, explicitly states the titular characters need to have a weapon to survive on the streets of Dinohatten (which is depicted as a lawless hellhole), and also having a condemnation towards Communist/fascistic-style big government in the form of King Koopa (who is depicted as a human-looking character in the film, as opposed to his dragon-like form of the video game). It also is to some extent anti-evolution and anti-social Darwinism, as although the story's backstory does involve dinosaurs evolving into humanoid creatures from being sent to a separate dimension from that of humans, the villains are the ones who largely focus on this aspect and want to eliminate humans as inferior to themselves.”
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Obviously likes Ferris Bueller's Day Off (who doesn't), but the Ben Stein thing has to be the biggest stretch ever, considering that teacher was a throwaway joke and one of the movie's minor antagonists.
It did show Ben Stein's talent as a character actor, I suppose.
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