@Android Raptor Hate Thread

[Gog & Magog]

Pet birds can't transmit many diseases to humans. Human babies, on the other hand, are disgusting creatures that can easily pass diseases to other humans.

You have a bird?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I mean common sense would tell you you can get more diseases from another human than something that's not even a mammal.

Especially a human prone to projectile shooting bodily waste.

You're literally calling for citations in another thread so I am here

 

[Android raptor]

You're literally calling for citations in another thread so I am here

pet birds can only trasmit a handful of diseases to humans and its rare. Meanwhile babies can give you pretty much any disease they can catch.

 

[Gog & Magog]

pet birds can only trasmit a handful of diseases to humans and its rare. Meanwhile babies can give you pretty much any disease they can catch.

My question is way more important than whatever the hell @SSj_Ness has to say yet you answer his first?

 

[Android raptor]

You have a bird?

 

[AgendaPoster]

How does this image make you feel?
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that's a junior fisherphant dragging its prey to the shore

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Cute little baby, cockatiels are a treasure.

 

[RichardMongler]

Canada has free abortions with no restrictions on term length, yet they still happen.

On one hand, that's deplorable. On the other hand, that should keep the Canadian population down. The fewer Canucks, the better.

 

[Gog & Magog]

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wtf you face doxed your own roommate

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

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Handsome fellow, I like his Mohawk.

 

[generic sauce]

wtf you face doxed your own roommate

s/roomate/lover

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

pet birds can only trasmit a handful of diseases to humans and its rare. Meanwhile babies can give you pretty much any disease they can catch.

What kind of irresponsible parent is going to be letting their babies catch diseases apart from them? How can that even happen? If anything the parents will be the one transferring the disease to the baby that they catch from others since they have to go to work and such.

My question is way more important than whatever the hell @SSj_Ness has to say yet you answer his first?

My questions are cutting through her batshit infantophobia so she feels more pressed to justify her psychological mindset.

On one hand, that's deplorable. On the other hand, that should keep the Canadian population down. The fewer Canucks, the better.

I didn't know Canada had limitless abortion, what the fuck are Americunts even complaining about then? They should just move to Canada.

 

[Android raptor]

What kind of irresponsible parent is going to be letting their babies catch diseases apart from them? How can that even happen? If anything the parents will be the one transferring the disease to the baby that they catch from others since they have to go to work and such.

Pretty sure babies have e coli in their shit just like everyone else for one, hell a baby shitting in the kiddie pool is what caused a deadly e coli outbreak at a local Waterpark in the 90s.

To say nothing of the parents that throw dirty diapers around like they're furries at Rainfurest, and fundie moms like Karissa Collins that leave mountains of dirty diapers lying around and have trampoline poop fights.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Pretty sure babies have e coli in their shit just like everyone else for one, hell a baby shitting in the kiddie pool is what caused a deadly e coli outbreak at a local Waterpark in the 90s.

To say nothing of the parents that throw dirty diapers around like they're furries at Rainfurest, and fundie moms like Karissa Collins that leave mountains of dirty diapers lying around and have trampoline poop fights.

Reading comprehension:

What kind of irresponsible parent is going to be letting their babies catch diseases apart from them? How can that even happen? If anything the parents will be the one transferring the disease to the baby that they catch from others since they have to go to work and such.

 

[Android raptor]

Reading comprehension:

Babies causing e coli outbreaks isn't them catching diseases.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Babies causing e coli outbreaks isn't them catching diseases.

I guess I'll spell it out for you; babies can't cause e coli outbreaks, irresponsible parents can.

 

[Android raptor]

I guess I'll spell it out for you; babies can't cause e coli outbreaks, irresponsible parents can.

Even swim diapers can leak. If a baby shits in the pool it can cause an e coli outbreak even if it was wearing a swim diaper.

Though banning babies from public places entirely I can get behind.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Even swim diapers can leak. If a baby shits in the pool it can cause an e coli outbreak even if it was wearing a swim diaper.

I'm too lazy to make the meme with the Simpsons busdriver tapping the sign, except having my post in it, so just pretend I made that

 

[Android raptor]

I'm too lazy to make the meme with the Simpsons busdriver tapping the sign, except having my post in it, so just pretend I made that

Glad we agree babies should be banned from waterparks and all other public places so there can be zero chance of them spreading disease.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Glad we agree babies should be banned from waterparks and all other public places so there can be zero chance of them spreading disease.

Waterparks yes, for their safety, not public places entirely. You act like babies are walking plagues because of your infantophobia, but you're more likely to get sick from your bird poop fetish.