@Android Raptor Hate Thread

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RichardMongler said:
Android raptor's argumentation in a nutshell: IZ U! NO U! IZ U! NO U! IZ U! NO U! IZ U! NO U! IZ U! NO U! IZ U! NO U! IZ U! NO U! IZ U! NO U! IZ U! NO U! IZ U! NO U! IZ U! NO U! IZ U! NO U!

NO, REPUBLICANS ARE THE REAL CHILD MOLESTORS! NO, THE RIGHT GROOMS KIDS! NO, YOU WANT TO SEXUALLY ABUSE CHILDREN!

I hate the Republican Party as much as anyone else here does, but I can't take her seriously when she consistently argues in bad faith, strawmans her supposed opposition and just generally acts like a disruptive cunt.
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She's an old lesbian, she's going to die surrounded by New Guinea nurses shoving catheters into the wrong holes. Let her have this.
Android raptor said:
No b/c adults don't look like maggots
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Incel Death Note said:
Your mom got nutted in and got you and she was hoping you'd fix her but you were her.
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Nah I'm not her and that's why she hates me. Narcissists expect tiny perfect obedient clones of themselves when they have kids and when they get actual people with their own personalities and interests, they loose their shit.

I'm a good bit like my dad though (including the autism).
 
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Shidoen said:
Still in the onesies or did the parents upgrade her to the little shoes? I remember as a new born I had a lot of Jewish (Hanukkah whatever) clothes in the pictures, I’m not Jewish though they were just donations or cheap clothes.
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She was in a onesie and it was so super cute. No shoes, but not needed because just hatched.
 
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Android raptor said:
He does that all the time, when you have a bird you accept getting pooped on or perish.
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Android raptor said:
Newborns are particularly repulsive IMO. They look like scrotum maggots and they sound unholy.

Would put in a blender.
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So you don't mind being shit on by dumb animals (you truly are Bargain Bin Laden's waifu), but hate cute little babies? You were a baby.

Shidoen said:
Babies are wonderful wobbling creatures and they make me happy whenever I see them.
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Yeah, they're joyful little things. I remember holding my nephews as newborns, I didn't even want to because I hated the idea of accidentally dropping them or something. I can't imagine wanting to hurt them.

RichardMongler said:
I hate the Republican Party as much as anyone else here does, but I can't take her seriously when she consistently argues in bad faith, strawmans her supposed opposition and just generally acts like a disruptive cunt.
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On the plus side, she's a great way to drive centrists to the right.

Android raptor said:
No b/c adults don't look like maggots
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But you love disgusting bugs, so then by your own logic you should love babies, albeit for lunatic reasons.
 
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SSj_Ness said:
So you don't mind being shit on by dumb animals (you truly are Bargain Bin Laden's waifu), but hate cute little babies? You were a baby.


But you love disgusting bugs, so then by your own logic you should love babies, albeit for lunatic reasons.
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Babies produce a lot more shit and can give you a lot more diseases than birds.

Bugs are cute, babies aren't.

If you like babies so much, get pregnant and have your own.
 
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Android raptor said:
Babies produce a lot more shit and can give you a lot more diseases than birds.

Bugs are cute, babies aren't.

If you like babies so much, get pregnant and have your own.
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have you ever let a baby shit on your head? no? then how do you know it's worse than with a bird? checkmate, athiests
 
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Android raptor said:
Babies produce a lot more shit and can give you a lot more diseases than birds.
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Gonna need a fact check on this.

Android raptor said:
Bugs are cute, babies aren't.
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Maggots are bugs. What do newborn cockroaches look like anyway?

Android raptor said:
If you like babies so much, get pregnant and have your own.
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It'd be irresponsible, I'm probably as poor as you, just better with money, so I can afford things like not reusing the same unwashed spoon until I'm on my deathbed.

I'm still baffled that you can't scrounge up the pocket change to get some utensils.
 
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SSj_Ness said:
Gonna need a fact check on this.


Maggots are bugs. What do newborn cockroaches look like anyway?
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Adorable tiny versions of the adults.

Pet birds can't transmit many diseases to humans. Human babies, on the other hand, are disgusting creatures that can easily pass diseases to other humans.
 
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