@Android Raptor Hate Thread

[Android raptor]

Do these kind fly?

Not really. The adults can in theory but they only do it when you really annoy them and they don't go very far. They're like chickens.

 

[Shidoen]

Not really. The adults can in theory but they only do it when you really annoy them and they don't go very far. They're like chickens.

Do they taste like chicken though? I need to know before the apocalypse so I can have those giant cockroaches like in them Fallout vidya games.

 

[Android raptor]

Do they taste like chicken though? I need to know before the apocalypse so I can have those giant cockroaches like in them Fallout vidya games.

Idk ask a bearded dragon or something else that eats roaches

 

[Shidoen]

Idk ask a bearded dragon or something else that eats roaches

Talking to an animal? Weirdo.

 

[RollerGator]

I got new roaches yesterday

Considering cleaning your house and not leaving so many empty pizza boxes laying around, the cardboard attracts roaches, you fat sack of pig shit.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I can fix her

 

[Android raptor]

Considering cleaning your house and not leaving so many empty pizza boxes laying around, the cardboard attracts roaches, you fat sack of pig shit.

I don't have any cardboard pizza boxes lying around

I attract roaches by buying them from other roach spergs, and occasionally selling them myself when my colonies are doing well.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I don't have any cardboard pizza boxes lying around

I attract roaches by buying them from other roach spergs, and occasionally selling them myself when my colonies are doing well.

When did cats go out of fashion

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

When did cats go out of fashion

You want her to feed cats to lizards? The fuck?

 

[Shidoen]

You want her to feed cats to lizards? The fuck?

Aren't Iguanas basically cats?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Aren't Iguanas basically cats?

Yes. Tegu are basically dogs.

 

[Shidoen]

Yes. Tegu are basically dogs.

Or how about getting a water monitor lizard like that indian kid on that Disney show. That would be something.

 

[Android raptor]

When did cats go out of fashion

I just think roaches are neat

 

[glass_houses]

I just think roaches are neat

Do you have any stick insects? Every now and again I contemplate going down the rabbit hole and getting a titan or a goliath, but I've already got too much going on. I'd love it if land lobsters became accessible for hobbiests some day.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I just think roaches are neat

Only neat insects are praying mantises

 

[Android raptor]

Do you have any stick insects? Every now and again I contemplate going down the rabbit hole and getting a titan or a goliath, but I've already got too much going on. I'd love it if land lobsters became accessible for hobbiests some day.

They're neat but I don't have any. I know they can have some pretty specific care requirements and don't tend to live very long. Same with beetles.

Roaches tend to be easy and most species live at least a year and a half

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

If Android raptor has a million fans, I'm one of them


If Android raptor has 5 fans, I'm one of them


If Android raptor has 1 fan, that one is me


If Android raptor has no fans, I'm no longer alive


If the world is against Android raptor I'm against the entire world


Till my last breath, I'll support Android raptor

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I can't think of any reason I'd dislike Android Raptor. She goes hard in the paint against chomos and doesn't give a fuck about negrates.

That's enough for me to like her.

 

[Shidoen]

Android is a good user and I respect her for the no-fucks given attitude because of her tism.

 

[WelperHelper99]

There's an A&N PM bitching about literally everyone to be fair.

And do I have one? Lol hi Android, I have entered the bitching chat. But seriously, I've just kind of figured out to leave her alone at this point, figure why fight the autism when it's just a bunch of ill will.