@Android Raptor Hate Thread

PistachiosOnMyDesk said:
Honestly my issue is more with her simps than her. She's a completely deranged retard who looks like pic related. If this isn't a lolcow I don't know what is. She's hilarious. But her army of soybrained retard sycophants is really, really obnoxious.
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tl dr still gonna simp for cockroach kween.

team bargain & epic keep on winning against your sorry ass.
 
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Omori Boy said:
Here's a photo of the Android Raptor Sycophants.
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NGL I thought that was the Dead Reckoning for a second
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Epic Fail Man said:
I once went into a woman's bathroom by mistake and everyone was all like "hello what's your name can I have your number?" true story.
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One time I went into the woman’s bathroom and everybody said “you can’t use the bathroom here” and I said “I’m literally just here to eat”
 
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SSj_Ness said:
Null's "best judgement" was believing HHH's obvious lie that I'm FeetLoaf, I respect him but he's capable of making wrong calls.
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Yeah, Null says some questionable things sometimes. But given he is the one laying the ground for us to even have this conversation and we're not, I'm not going to go about saying I'd do better if the roles were reversed.

SSj_Ness said:
False.
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What are you channeling Dwight Shrute?

Android raptor said:
I'll use the men's room when the women's has a line or is closed.
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I never understood this in some restaurants where they have a men's and women's bathroom, but they're a single toilet and the only difference is the men's has a urinal. I guess urinals are more convenient and you don't risk splashing the rim of the toilet bowl? Hell, even in larger restrooms, the stalls have doors. All this restrooms nonsense in the past decade is all so stupid and tiresome.

Bargain Bin Laden said:
One time I went into the woman’s bathroom and everybody said “you can’t use the bathroom here” and I said “I’m literally just here to eat”
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I would have said, "Don't worry, it's all going to the same place."
 
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Cheeseknife said:
Yeah, Null says some questionable things sometimes. But given he is the one laying the ground for us to even have this conversation and we're not, I'm not going to go about saying I'd do better if the roles were reversed.
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Me neither, it's a hassle keeping the place afloat, and he hasn't banned me, so whatever I guess.

Cheeseknife said:
What are you channeling Dwight Shrute?
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Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man's.

Bargain Bin Laden said:
One time I went into the woman’s bathroom and everybody said “you can’t use the bathroom here” and I said “I’m literally just here to eat”
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I was drunk and used it once, fortunately it was empty. It still didn't click when I walked out and passed a woman who was about to go in, not until I got to my seat.
 
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The bigger question is why can't we use the abortions for something useful instead of them going to waste. I always thought of feeding them to zoo animals as a very resourceful use for aborted fetuses.
 
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Epic Fail Man said:
The bigger question is why can't we use the abortions for something useful instead of them going to waste. I always thought of feeding them to zoo animals as a very resourceful use for aborted fetuses.
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Most aborted embryos are too small to do anything with and get flushed down the toilet
 
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Epic Fail Man said:
The bigger question is why can't we use the abortions for something useful instead of them going to waste. I always thought of feeding them to zoo animals as a very resourceful use for aborted fetuses.
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Are they actually being wasted, though?
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Epic Fail Man said:
The bigger question is why can't we use the abortions for something useful instead of them going to waste. I always thought of feeding them to zoo animals as a very resourceful use for aborted fetuses.
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I always thought a good use of them would be handing them to the "mothers", forcing them to reckon with their actions, not letting them hide behind a sheet as it's whisked away,
 
Saddam Hussain Obama said:
android raptor could make a good house wife
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She probably would in a non-ironic way. I mean, she always goes on about hating kids and not wanting any, which obviously means she really wants to have kids. I'm positive there's some timid weeb out there somewhere that she could boss around who'd think she was great.

But no, little baby Android Raptor always has to be standoffish to prove a point. When someone gets in that mindset usually the only person who winds up regretting it in the end is them, that's a fact.

SSj_Ness said:
I always thought a good use of them would be handing them to the "mothers", forcing them to reckon with their actions, not letting them hide behind a sheet as it's whisked away,
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If they gave me an aborted fetus I'd probably see if there are any chinese people I could sell it to. I'm sure they grind it up for medicine or to put over some white rice or something.
 
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do you think the deformed fetuses are more valuable among chinese buyers? or are they considered cursed and ground into poison darts or something?
 
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