IP2 Andy Dick - From having his own tv show and being in movies with Pauly Shore to sleeping on a cot eating liver and onions, he truly is "living his best life"

[Pitckus]

The wildest part about all of this is that I genuinely don't know if JJ actually got diddled by Andy Dick or if he's the type of scumbag to fabricate the story for attention. These people are all just such fucking trash

 

[AnOminous]

The wildest part about all of this is that I genuinely don't know if JJ actually got diddled by Andy Dick or if he's the type of scumbag to fabricate the story for attention. These people are all just such fucking trash

If they're both so fucking absolutely fucked-up neither of them even remembers what happened, who knows who raped who?

 

[maguyver16]

TMZ was the first news source to post about it. Seems like it’s gotten a lot of attention surprisingly.

Perhaps he is still remembered somewhat by Gen X? Dude is kind of an OG lolcow

The wildest part about all of this is that I genuinely don't know if JJ actually got diddled by Andy Dick or if he's the type of scumbag to fabricate the story for attention. These people are all just such fucking trash

If they're both so fucking absolutely fucked-up neither of them even remembers what happened, who knows who raped who?

Maybe there is some footage from the past few days that could be used as evidence. These people film every sad moment of their lives for the internet, right?

 

[Bloitzhole]

I like how captain sniffs JJ's pants, comments on the lack of an unpleasant smell, notices and informs JJ there's a skid mark "right here too" BUT then goes in for another extra deep inhale, just to confirm.

 

[Pitckus]

If they're both so fucking absolutely fucked-up neither of them even remembers what happened, who knows who raped who?

Just an RV of fucked up people raping each other to the point nobody even knows who's raping who anymore. That's an apt description of IP2.

 

[Retink]

The wildest part about all of this is that I genuinely don't know if JJ actually got diddled by Andy Dick or if he's the type of scumbag to fabricate the story for attention. These people are all just such fucking trash

It could also be the third option, he wasn't diddled, passed out drunk, then had some other issue and truly believes he was diddled. The problem is that with everyone being black out drunk constantly no one can vouch for reality.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Good, I hope he get's a reaming in the showers.

 

[Very Average Redditor]

Wake up, honey, the trailer for the new season of Trailer Park Boys just dropped! Seems like things took a dark turn at the park. Andy Dick fingering some unwilling guy's asshole wasn't the plot twist that the screenwriters intended it to be, though. We all kinda saw it coming. But the mental image will haunt me for years to come. Goddamnit, Andy...

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I'm just surprised that Andy Dick had sex with a woman at some point. I know he had kids years ago, but it's still more surprising that him raping a man by several orders of magnitude.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Holy fuck I hope all washed up Hollywood pedophile comedians go out like this

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

How many times do you have to coom to fill up the sexual battery?

It's a low voltage system used in Caravans 12 - 24 volt, depending on the coposition of the battery it can be a quick coom cycle or a deep discharge they are likely using Smegma Gel batteries under the hood so they can just accumulate that level of sexual discharge.

 

[CorteXY]

Can't we just let Jon Lovitz finally flush this turd?

 

[Autistic Spergout]

I was thinking he would be dead by now but this seems like a better outcome

 

[Pitckus]

Can't we just let Jon Lovitz finally flush this turd?

God I would pay so much money to watch a rematch with those two and see Jon Lovitz settle the beef for good

 

[AnOminous]

I'm just surprised that Andy Dick had sex with a woman at some point. I know he had kids years ago, but it's still more surprising that him raping a man by several orders of magnitude.

Andy Dick raping a man. . .AGAIN. . .would be no surprise at all, it's just that it's completely unbelievable this pathetic husk of a man, feeble and drugged out beyond belief, literally a catamite to IP2 lolcows who fight over access to his anus, raped anyone recently much less this JJ weirdo.

I hope someone puts something together for posterity to explain exactly what happened here.

 

[Hal]

what the fuck even is this reality

 

[bucketOjibblies]

The wildest part about all of this is that I genuinely don't know if JJ actually got diddled by Andy Dick or if he's the type of scumbag to fabricate the story for attention. These people are all just such fucking trash

Plus the fact that earlier in the night, Goocheese sucked JJ's dick.

 

[Blacklight]

Not liking to be Devil's advocate here, but I've seen way too many false rape accusations flying around before they are retracted.

Hell we have a major case of that going in with Depp right now.

Is there any actual evidence of this diddling, or is it a case of heresy from a man who's more cocaine than man by body weight?

I don't trust either of these two fuckers to be honest, but Andy gets the benefit of innocent until proven guilty.

 

[Feignedgoat]

Perhaps he is still remembered somewhat by Gen X? Dude is kind of an OG lolcow



He wasnt really a lolcow. Back when MTV was decent there were a few things to watch Beavis and Butt-Head, pretty sure Daria was on at that time. And Tom Green had a pretty successful show doing retarded shit. The thing about A Dick is he was obnoxious and some people liked that where as Tom Green was kind of obnoxious but actually funny.

 

[Neil]

Apparently Andy Dick got arrested, possibly for raping someone named JJ on the RV.
Anyone know what's going on?
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It was only a matter of time. I hope he gets the book thrown at him with full force since he's broke and can't pay for any Hollywood lawyers to help him escape punishment.

Can't we just let Jon Lovitz finally flush this turd?

We need to amend the 8th amendment to add a specific clause where Jon Lovitz being alone in a room with Andy Dick, armed with whatever weapon of his choosing is considered a reasonable and just method of execution.