🧊 IP2 Andy Dick - From having his own tv show and being in movies with Pauly Shore to sleeping on a cot eating liver and onions, he truly is "living his best life"

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AnOminous said:
It's actually pretty amazing it took until 2022 for it to happen. He's been a total sex pest basically his entire life.
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I remember that pretty well known video of him streaming when he had that huge busted and bloody lip. He said some stranger just attacked him. I immediately thought "he groped a guy and got the shit beat out of him for it."
 
AnOminous said:
Every minute Andy Dick lives is a minute something better has died.

She had been in recovery a long time. He deliberately gave her cocaine to get her to relapse, out of pure evil. Then he taunted Jon Lovitz about it, saying "you're next." Lovitz smashed his face into the bar repeatedly until restrained.

Guy is an evil fuck. The day he dies is a day to celebrate. The world is worse for this asshole even breathing. He's worse than Boogie.
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Jon Lovitz should have been allowed to finish the job
 
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Willie Thrills said:
Whereas I do not condone anything about Andy Dick, I feel like it doesn't count as victim blaming to point out that if you sleep anywhere near to Andy Dick, you are partially responsible for your subsequent molestation.

This applies to homes, too, if you purchase property near to Andy Dick, you are more likely to be molested and this should be reflected in the paperwork.
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If you were even a minor aspiring mover and shaker in LA before COVID killed it, needing to be aware of this was basic practical knowledge lol. i was there as a baby corpo for a very large evil media conglomerate. This was 2008 maybe right before the financial crisis. we were at a bar in Santa Monica on a table perpendicular to a floor-to-ceiling exterior window and a friend saw Andy Dick turn the corner and stand in front of us, kind of next to the door. We noted that was an ill omen and we should be packing up and going. Before we could get the check we hear a spatter like water on a tin roof - he's so fucked up he's pissing on the window directly on us, like a Gallagher show.

the second story was from 2014. I was hanging out with this girl i met on livejournal in 2001. She was a poor man's shoeonhead, anorexic goth stoner girl who wrote for
High Times. Somehow she vaguely knew Andy Dick and she agreed to give him a ride home from a stand up show he was doing next to the bar we were at. I wasn't thrilled but it wasn't my car and wanted to stay in her good graces. Anyway he's super fucked up again to no one's surprise. as we are taking him over a bridge, he decides to start cackling, unbuckles his seat belt, lies on his back, and kicks out both feet at once shattering the drivers side rear passenger window, and somehow manages to damage up the c pillar. Then he threw up out the window. To his credit he actually paid her the next day for all of it so i don't feel like he particularly wronged us.
 
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