Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Chongqing]

They don't obviously, but I wanna see them try, it would be hilarious to see anisa pissing the locals off somehow, or Ian being intimidated by a 5'3 manlet streetseller into buying some overpriced tourist shit.

Have they ever visited a third world country? Even just Lebanon on something?

I have a friend who is basically lockstep with then when it comes to their politics (he's a good guy despite this).

We were talking recently, and he agreed with me that most people who have these political views have one thing in common: they've never left the US (or Canada). They've especially never been to a third world shithole. Because of this, they can't see what separates the US from being a third world country, and how easily everything here could go to shit.

They've never encountered migrants in a poor country, who came from a poorer country and are slowly in transit to a rich country, they have no idea how shitty those people are. Because of that, they want unlimited amounts of those people here.

Defund the police? Sure. They can't imagine a world without police, where whether you're raped, for example, comes down to how much community respect your husband, brother, or father has. They can't imagine a group of people squatting on their lawn who say they'll leave if you pay them all of your money, and won't even leave then. Don't even get me started on home invasions.

They see AOC chanting that the supreme court is illegitimate, and enthusiastically cheer her on. Because really, why not abolish checks and balances? What could possibly go wrong with a top-down government with a single branch that can do whatever it wants unimpeded?

They can't imagine a government that's truly oppressive, because they've never been to a place like that, despite it being almost all of the outside world. They don't know how shitty they're advocating our society to become.

Their ignorance knows no bounds.

 

[Zilch]

How the fuck are two people, with no expierence playing any instrument, starting a band?

Lol it's never stopped them before.
Spindly-armed Ian who has never competed in any athletic competition let alone combat sports, suddenly in his 30's tries for a professional boxing match (they insisted the bout be a pro-fight against Dr. Mike, who if memory serves had been an amateur competitor for the better part of a decade)
And of course Anisa, whose delusion knows no bounds. Is the driving force behind this sudden musical endeavor. Not because she loves music, but because she is running out of ideas for how to achieve the stardom she believes she is entitled too.
The pooner-arc is coming. When all else fails, she'll troon out of asspats and attention.

AName their band

The greasy scorpions
The Jomha sisters
The irrelevant
The buck breaking experience
Seething internally

Anisa vs Tana would be a good match. And Ian vs Froggy Fresh

I genuinely do not understand how anyone could possibly give a shit about Internet personalities larping as athletes.
It's so cringe, so embarrassing, so desperate.
Idk maybe that's the appeal, like a freakshow situation type-deal?

 

[HexFag]

Name their band

Maximum Ear Damage

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Name their band

No Talent

Short, simple, to the point, no one could possibly feel ripped off seeing them because their band name says it all.

 

[Leo Frank]

Anisa is happy that Imane, who was born with DSD and has XY chromosomes and went through male puberty, who failed a gender test and will not let their medical records from the IBC that disqualified them in the past be released publicly and also won’t submit to sex testing just beat up three women to win gold.

If everyone was saying I was a man and I knew I wasn’t I’d just do the test to prove I’m a biological woman and shut everyone up.

She really does hate women.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Dubbbz and Anisa are starting a band - says the instruments have arrived but she hasn’t been able to try to learn because of the dog’s death. Ian would be keyboard, she would be guitar

My first thought was the anecdote that Jack and Meg pretended to be siblings because he believed anyone that saw them would believe they were doing it to save their marriage.

They claim they almost have the green light for CC3

So they manage to swindle someone or they are surrendering enough control to guarantee not a total loss. Who's left to fight? They were scrapping the bottom of the barrel last time.

I was going to say they could go for completely desperate fucks like Ethan is Online but he is with Lex Updog and the whole kerfuffle of whether someone fucked someone the wrong way. Is there anyone, from a pool of useless NEETs, that is willing to get beaten for money that is supposed to go to charity? You've certified wusses like Hasan that larp as tough, punch like a granny and refuse to do it.

I said this before. If they picked a sport with a lower skill threshold and minor risk of CTE, they could assemble a roster. "CC is for boxing purists", I've seen wrestling promotions organized in backyards that look better than this shit. Just make a pickleball, mini golf, go-kart or soccer tournament and add it as the stealth replacement for boxing where the whole joke is you get to laugh at this people for their lack of eye-hand coordination. Different teams represent different charities and everyone gets money but the winner gets the most. Maybe make the Creator Games, watch how normies actually do in safe versions of Olympic sports.

Even if they assemble something this year, this still won't last so they either change it or accept MVP is going to absorb them.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I said this before. If they picked a sport with a lower skill threshold and minor risk of CTE, they could assemble a roster. "CC is for boxing purists", I've seen wrestling promotions organized in backyards that look better than this shit. Just make a pickleball, mini golf, go-kart or soccer tournament and add it as the stealth replacement for boxing where the whole joke is you get to laugh at this people for their lack of eye-hand coordination. Different teams represent different charities and everyone gets money but the winner gets the most. Maybe make the Creator Games, watch how normies actually do in safe versions of Olympic sports.

That's actually a great idea. Wasn't there some streamer powerlifting competition several years ago? Ludwig had the right idea of doing chess boxing.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Wasn't there some streamer powerlifting competition several years ago?

The Power Meet. Tyler1 not only mogged us but retroactively is a better event organizer than the Jomhas.

Ludwig had the right idea of doing chess boxing.

I'm heavily biased against Ludwig but yeah, he has the right idea. Seeing people suck at both a physical and mental sport is very lulzy.

 

[Billy Bong]

Anisa is happy that Imane, who was born with DSD and has XY chromosomes and went through male puberty, who failed a gender test and will not let their medical records from the IBC that disqualified them in the past be released publicly and also won’t submit to sex testing just beat up three women to win gold.

If everyone was saying I was a man and I knew I wasn’t I’d just do the test to prove I’m a biological woman and shut everyone up.

She really does hate women.
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Way to go dude! Shame you didn't kill someone!
Anyone remember Fallon Fox and how everyone had to suck her dick while she was almost killing women?
That was awesome. Glad to see it's back in force!
Girl Power! Especially if that girl is a dude beating the literal shit out of women in combat sports!
Super Fucking Stunning and Super Fucking Brave!

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

I've seen wrestling promotions organized in backyards that look better than this shit. Just make a pickleball, mini golf, go-kart or soccer tournament and add it as the stealth replacement for boxing where the whole joke is you get to laugh at this people for their lack of eye-hand coordination.

IIRC when Ian was meeting with Sam, Sam offered him to do go-karting and he said no, instead he did boxing under an overpass.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

>Re: Sky Williams+idubbbz interactions
I'll scrub the old LC threads for the DMs but I'm having difficulty locating idubbbz public tweets towards him. I don't know if it's because idubbbz deleted every post he made with "NO-NO BAD WORDS" or that Mr.Musk auto hides slurs from search now. I'll keep trying to find them.

Old caps I managed to find that show idubbbz did not hold back before

 

[Would]

I wanna see Anus fight the Olympic gold medalist who knocked the wop the fuck out, and see Denims fight Mutahar's wife.

Old caps I managed to find that show idubbbz did not hold back before
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Beautiful.
It's not the slurs themselves that make it so based (though it helps), it's the fact he's so self-confident and blase about it.

 

[032820]

Old caps I managed to find that show idubbbz did not hold back before
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God, Ian's old tweets are a treasure. And this is from before he portrayed himself as the main edgelord of youtube. Unfortunately afaik he scrubbed his account clean and no tweets made before 2020 can be found in it. Or at least that's what I've heard. Wayback machine must have them but I'm not patient enough to look for them. Good luck, brave soldier.

 

[JelloJerk]

go-kart

Why the fuck hasn't any rich fuck Youtuber with fuck you money done this yet? Try to replicate Mario-Kart but in real life with other e-celebs. Find someway to make it all padded so it's super safe, like Takeshi's castle on wheels.

 

[Nobusuke Kishi]

Anisa wants to fly alllll the way to Montreal to waste more money they need on even more shitty tattoos
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Tattoos and Canada, both of her (real) personality traits coming together.

 

[Fren]

Name their band

Gimp182

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Name their band

Anal Cunt

 

[Godmode]

I wonder if the main reason Anus is so adamant on CC3 is to fill her pockets. A while back she was blathering about how they hadn't made money in years and that her and Ian would have to reluctantly take a "salary" from CC. So what is Anus's idea of a salary? 100K? 200K? With the clout chasing galas, hotels, trauma hugbox sessions and every other retarded thing this crazy cunt pisses away money on, there's not a snowball's chance in hell it makes a profit. Is anyone excited for CC3 except to watch it as a dumpster fire?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I wonder if the main reason Anus is so adamant on CC3 is to fill her pockets. A while back she was blathering about how they hadn't made money in years and that her and Ian would have to reluctantly take a "salary" from CC. So what is Anus's idea of a salary? 100K? 200K? With the clout chasing galas, hotels, trauma hugbox sessions and every other retarded thing this crazy cunt pisses away money on, there's not a snowball's chance in hell it makes a profit. Is anyone excited for CC3 except to watch it as a dumpster fire?

Maybe, but good luck actually making much money on it. Its already a dead trend, off the back of a complete flop of an event with CC2, and a lot of burned bridges and bad blood with creators that might have otherwise participated.

If you wanted to make a creator competition event that actually made money, throw out "boxing". Do a parody of American Gladiator or Takashi's Castle, Wipeout, something visually stupid and dumb fun to actually watch rather than below-amateur level sports. It'd probably be easier to get sponsorships too, companies hear "sports" and think oh we already sponsor these events in this space, we don't need yours. Do something unusual, and they instead get something meme level like Jerma's baseball event where the real goal is to make fun of shit and do dumb things. That'd be worth sponsoring. It also means you don't need to pay a fortune to rent out a real stadium or anything. Most of your views are gonna be online regardless, you're internet content creators and not [Location] content creators.

 

[Contracted Weeb]

Maybe, but good luck actually making much money on it. Its already a dead trend, off the back of a complete flop of an event with CC2, and a lot of burned bridges and bad blood with creators that might have otherwise participated.

If you wanted to make a creator competition event that actually made money, throw out "boxing". Do a parody of American Gladiator or Takashi's Castle, Wipeout, something visually stupid and dumb fun to actually watch rather than below-amateur level sports.

If they do a CC3 its simple that theyll lose money again. What is going to improve from the last time? If anything itll be worse this time. I like the idea of dong a takashis castle or wipeout because its unique its probably something ill watch but we all know that theyll just go down the boxing route. Anisa likes the idea of control so any event she puts on she'll have a full power over it. Its a power fantasy for her. She puts on the whole even but if it fails its outside factors for it failing. They have the mentality of we're gonna put on this event to make ourselves feel better but when it goes south somehow its not our fault whatsoever.