Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 203 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 220 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 792 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 461 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 509 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 262 10.7%

  • Total voters
    2,447
If being serious for a moment, Ian realistically can have pretty successful career as a breadtuber
No because most breadtubers monetize their content through patreon or livestreaming. Ian sucks at livestreaming and his patreon is a joke. He doesn't earn that much on ad revenue either because he has a very infrequent upload schedule and doesn't get that many views. The breadtube grift is more to manufacture an image and to have a hugbox community than it is a viable financial decision.

He and Anisa are fucked if they continue down this path. If he wants to course correct he needs to upload several times a week and make inoffensive trash content that can be easily mass produced. He needs to cut the politics and the drama. Him and his wife need to sit on TikTok for 8 hours a day and jump on trends and make obnoxious videos with clickbait titles and retarded fake video premises. That is what I would do if I were him. This won't happen though since him and Anisa want to be "serious".
 
This is probably why they haven't done a podcast episode in a while. Anisa's brain is so damn cooked that she physically cannot stop herself from blurting out every single thought that comes to her mind, no matter how private or humiliating it is. She's trying her hardest to not seem bothered by the backlash, but if she got on camera it's all she would talk about for two hours, and Ian is so weak and spineless that he wouldn't even try to stop her, just sit there looking uncomfortable and passive-aggressively "dropping hints" that don't even register in Anisa's mind because she probably has no internal monologue.
 
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I think Anisa is getting more and more frustrated with Ian and the fact that he wasn't able to shrug off his YouTube legacy and start over
I think she's getting more and more frustrated that her husband just lies there and takes the abuse like a beaten dog.

Someone with Anisa's specific collection of brain worms thrives on drama and confrontation --while always making clear she is quite above all that thank you very much-- so it probably drives her nuts that Ian has learned to roll over and take it instead of blowing up and giving her the shouting match she clearly wants.
As desperate as the online right are for friends and validation, I think even THEY know Ian is damaged goods and not someone you want on your side.
The one thing he does have going for him is that he has frequently displayed his willingness to snake on and backstab fairweather friends, which is a pre-requisite in the right wing grifter sphere.
 
The one thing he does have going for him is that he has frequently displayed his willingness to snake on and backstab fairweather friends, which is a pre-requisite in the right wing grifter sphere.
Very true, but those snake types are irrelevant to anyone who isn't a boomer. I don't think Ian Miles Chong and Candace Owens will be relevant in the RW sphere by the next presidential election.
 
I've finally caught up with the thread. In this drama they didn't make a decision that wouldn't be disastrous for them.
They burned bright and beautifully and there are only ashes left.

I don't think they will be a part of the grift wars anymore. There is no need for Ethan to address them anymore, and Hasan realized they are the dead weight, and Ian's impressive subscriber count doesn't mean anything anymore. There is still a Denims - Anisa association, but she is just a stupid sidekick, and Anisa is a coward that prefers to be involved from behind the scenes, so I don't think there will be a lot of Jomha-milk from that.

This might have been the last big drama around them, but Jomhas have an exceptional talent in surprising me with the worst decisions imaginable, so there's still a glimmer of hope.

There is a possibility that Anisa monkey branches to someone with a clout, as some of you suggested, but I think it's really low. Who would want her? Her reputation is shit, she is an awful person, she isn't smoking hot, and she doesn't even have a bit of sex appeal in her. Her OF photos were weird and bizarre, and I doubt there is a single person (Ian included) that were aroused by them.

She doesn't have social connections, personality traits, or looks to pull it off, and monkey branch to someone more relevant than Ian. I doubt that she is even able to seduce a normie. She might have some luck with a gas station methhead though.

I'm fully prepared for the next slow burn boring dystopia of their own making arc incoming.
 
I want to hope that seeing part of the content nuke, and seeing how Hasan and co treated him is making Ian rethink things. It's one thing to just believe their lies without question, but it's another to get a first-hand view of how Hasan shouts and seethes at Ethan, and be demeaned by everyone (even the dog). Did he ever actually watch Hasan before, or did Anisa just tell him Hasan was good?
 
Very true, but those snake types are irrelevant to anyone who isn't a boomer. I don't think Ian Miles Chong and Candace Owens will be relevant in the RW sphere by the next presidential election.
So it'll be the perfect time to inject some new blood! Maybe The Raped can take over America First after Nick Fuentes is strangled to death by one of his twink rentboys in a ket-fuelled rage.
 
Imagine being so cucked that a random pasty zoomer steals your flagship product, does a better job at making it than you do, beats you over the head with it and outperforms your months-long “charity event” campaign in one fell swoop.

In a month Ian got humiliated by a:
  • A trashy failed porn actress with more scribbles than a gas station toilet
  • A braindead millionaire sandnigger
  • The sandnigger’s golden retriever
  • Some no-name zoomer fanboy of fucking Five Nights at Freddy’s and YandereSim
How low can you possibly go?
 
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