Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job

Just as a side note... For scholarly purposes it is absolutely not recommended to use the KJV because the English language used to write it in 1600 is now so totally outdated that you're way more likely to misinterpret it. It uses words that no longer mean the thing they meant when it was written. Some modern translations are based heavily off the KJV but in actual modern English people could understand but these Jesus Fans just think they're bastardizations.

Also, My understanding is that the translators deliberately used language considered archaic even in the early 17th century to make it sound more, I guess, magisterial to their intended audience. IOW, the Londoner of 1615 was probably not "thee" and "thou-ing" anywhere near as often as is done in the KJV.

Dunno where I read that, but certainly something like Samuel Pepys's diaries is much closer to how speak today than the KJV.
 
The mylk made from banana water probably has the minimal amount of banana in it to make it cloudy and have some consistency. Those celery bits were very small too. We don't want to get too crazy with that super fattening celery. The banana makes the water too caloric as it is.

And the best part is how reusable the whole dish can be. It already looks like something you'd find at the bottom of a trash bag.
That frothy yellowish slime with bits of vegetable matter floating in it did look awfully familiar - you know how cats eat grass to make themselves throw up?

I am used to her posts on social media being a bit on the insane side (over the top cheerfulness, seven hundred million emojis, hashtags everywhere) but that one rant about death was incredibly dark.

Almost everything Anna does is a weird, half-assed, fake version of something real, and this "death" stuff seems to be more of the same.

Between the disappearance of "breathing4god" and the reappearance of "creation_nutrition," Anna was interacting extensively with real CF patients on Instagram. Her extreme diet and over-the-top "healthy lifestyle" activities were consistent with someone confronted by a devastating diagnosis and flailing for a sense of control, so people were broadly sympathetic and supportive. Eventually, normal people backed off as it became clear she is a nutcase and sick by her own doing.

Here is a post by a woman who used to comment on Anna's instagram, but no longer seems to interact with her. Her account is mostly mom stuff, interspersed with hospital visits and occasional reflections on her condition that are truly heartbreaking. Here, she has received unexpected news about her condition's rapid progress. Elsewhere, she mourns the loss of her sibling to the same disease, worries about her two small children growing up without their mother, and agonizes over the brutal genetic legacy they've inherited.

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I have had a hard time putting recent events into words, I feel like screaming then running away to a small cabin to live out my numbered days. I have been in the hospital a greater part of the last 5 weeks. Yesterday there was a meeting that took place to let us know the severity of my situation, a conversation that I have dreaded hearing my whole life. I am end stage technically now at 34 years old. This was a tough pill to swallow, as I wasn’t any where near this just 8 weeks ago. Myself and my team are not giving up just yet, since my decline happened so fast we are thinking there may still be a chance to get me back to where I was but the more time goes by the less and less likely this becomes.
It was my goal this year to see Montana. This picture was taken of where I want to go, it is in my bucket list and I am not giving up on this happening yet. I look at my kids and think NOT YET, they can’t lose their mom yet they are just so little still! We are looking into renting our home out in marina and finding humble accommodations locally to be close to Stanford but finding something local in our budget seems like just as much as a miracle needed as for my health to turn around. If anyone knows of anything that might work for us around the Stanford area within 45 min or less, at least a 2 br please let us know! We are desperate right now to have us all together again! Especially if my time is so limited on this earth. I am crying as I write this because I just can’t believe this is how the start of 2018 is for my family and I. So please, please, please get the word out we so desperately want to be together during this time! Please feel free to share this as much as possible!
Anna's preferred mode of social interaction is shallow, gushing admiration; she has no - ahem - stomach for real friendships with people who care enough to correct her when she is doing something wrong. This woman's post received an uncritical outpouring of support across social media platforms and in real life.

Anna wants the same, but can only copy the surface, not the substance. So we get these occasional creepy death-themed posts with extra Jesus in them.
 
OK, maybe the lightning is to blame but that's one seriously ready-for-cemetery photo.
Those are some ugly-ass teeth.

By the way, I tried this out of sheer curiosity and, well, it tastes like cucumbers with some tomato in them. Not to mention, it tastes like absolute shit after a mouthful of clementine. Congratulations, fit vegan ginger, you made clementines unpleasant, which is an amazing achievement.
 
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Anna is doing life wrong.

I mean, she's starved herself exceptional, actively alienates everyone who cares enough to correct her when she's making mistakes, and overindulges in any ostensibly "healthy" activity. It's no surprise she's been intemperate with the medicinal tipple.
Do you think she starved herself retarded or was she born that way and got further mental decay from starvation?
 
By the way, I tried this out of sheer curiosity and, well, it tastes like cucumbers with some tomato in them. Not to mention, it tastes like absolute shit after a mouthful of clementine. Congratulations, fit vegan ginger, you made clementines unpleasant, which is an amazing achievement.
So she's still figuring out ways to make food disgusting, even when the ingredients are unadulterated plain fruits and veggies with no rotting or blending.
 
So she's still figuring out ways to make food disgusting, even when the ingredients are unadulterated plain fruits and veggies with no rotting or blending.

It's just that tomatoes with no seasoning with some cucumber isn't the tastiest of things. It was so bland and tasteless, the epitome of white people food.

I ended up roasting the tomatoes and making a pomodoro sauce and drowned the cucumbers in it with some mozzarella cheese I had in my fridge. It was a good snack. But it's not ~raw~.

Also saved the clementine for later because seriously fuck that combo.
 
I've said it before, I'll say it again: Anna is the sort of person who will instantly be anything that will deflect people from criticizing her and guarantee her a circle to jerk in. If she were not in a place where waving the cross at people gave them pause, she'd be a nonbinary speciesqueer Tumblrina with a primary-colored fauxhawk (and still anorexic), screeching about how she can't buy her Magic Foods with food stamps.

That is why she co-opts religion. That is why she co-opts diseases. Anything, everything, whatever it is you'll feel bad for criticizing someone who is that, she is that. Because she's just that sort of person.

Wait until she suddenly "discovers" she has PCOS and cancer.
 
Anna was touched by the hand of God a charlatan who gets his "medical" advice from a ghost! (seriously, that's what the "Medical Medium" is, a dude who says he talks to a Christian ghost, which reveals "as yet undiscovered" medical knowledge to him, all of which involves raw veg and fruit only.)
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Beware false idols, Anna.
 
Anna was touched by the hand of God a charlatan who gets his "medical" advice from a ghost! (seriously, that's what the "Medical Medium" is, a dude who says he talks to a Christian ghost, which reveals "as yet undiscovered" medical knowledge to him, all of which involves raw veg and fruit only.)
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Beware false idols, Anna.
A man taking medical advice from ghosts sounds like a shitty Ace Attorney character.
 
It's just that tomatoes with no seasoning with some cucumber isn't the tastiest of things. It was so bland and tasteless, the epitome of white people food.

I ended up roasting the tomatoes and making a pomodoro sauce and drowned the cucumbers in it with some mozzarella cheese I had in my fridge. It was a good snack. But it's not ~raw~.

Also saved the clementine for later because seriously fuck that combo.

Raw tomato and cucumber can be good. Make a dressing with olive oil, lemon juice, salt, pepper, and oregano. Add feta and sliced red onion. Voila: Tasty Greek salad.

Or you can go Middle Eastern and sub thyme or za’atar for oregano and add some toasted leftover pita crumbles and chopped parsley. Fattoush!

Either way, though, you need to add salt and things with calories.
 
Anna is reading along and heard us say she's not well enough to leave the house, so today she went for a healing walk in the cemetery to think about all the times she's almost killed herself with her hubris, and talk to her best friend, god! And talk and talk and talk....
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Man she was not blessed, facially.
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After her invigorating walk in the cemetery, Anna chowed down on some scrummy low cal veggies, and even pretended to eat some actual calories in the form of enough Clementine oranges to make anyone throw up!
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A stan notices that looks like an awful lot of food for her to claim to be eating in ine sitting. Anna says the realest thing I have ever heard from her mouth: "I have been revolted by food for the last 10 years months"
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The acidity of citrus and tomatoes together is going to destroy what's left of her tooth enamel. If she's even bothering to eat them in the first place. Just roll them over to the side that isn't moldy yet the next time she needs to take pics of clementines.

She and her boyfriend Jesus had a nice romantic walk in the cemetery. Do you think they're engaged?
 
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Just for shits and giggles, here's "Mr. Medical Medium"'s bio:
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He has a unified health theory that states the Epstein-Barr virus causes most of your problems, most people secretly have it but medical science isn't good enough to test for it properly, and that in order to fight your invisible Epstein Barr virus, you have to "starve" this virus of all the yummy foods it likes to eat, and 95% of cancers are caused by viruses. Really. (article is written by doctors who are horrified by this dude and his cult)
 
"...has earned him the trust and love of thousands worldwide, among them movie stars, rock stars, billionaires, professional athletes, best-selling authors..."

Note that "scientists" and "medical professionals" aren't in the people he listed. Also note that none of those professions require any education in STEM.
 
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