Anna McLerran - Rate Thread

[CatParty]

She has really nice boobs, god damn. Too bad literally everything else about her is shockingly mediocre.

it was no accident that she earned the moniker "buttah face lopez"

 

[Fialovy]

A Mormon with a tattoo? Doesn't the Bible forbid that or are Mormons fine with it?

Is she still into Mormonism? Wouldn't surprise me if she had fallen out. A lot do.

Yeah, I was about to say, she doesn't really seem to fit her modesty standards and she probably isn't active if she doesn't have her magic underwear. Maybe her being a lesbian forbid her from going to the temple, though it is really easy to lie during the bishop interview I have hear and many Mormons do that since he usually asks you if you masturbate and such. So much for power of discernment.

 

[BT 075]

She went from moderately cute girl with questionable oral hygiene to some sad transsexual ginger Tony Hawk Mormon. Not exactly much of a catch, but she naturally could be average if she put some effort into it. She was never a Rembrandt or a Monet but she doesn't have to be a Picasso either.

Right now I give her a five. Benefit of the doubt as she's dressing up like an overexcited six year old who doesn't want to be dressed by mommy anymore in a rebellious moment and enthusiastically but cluelessly dug into the clothing pile herself.

 

[The Dude]

A Mormon with a tattoo? Doesn't the Bible forbid that or are Mormons fine with it?

Is she still into Mormonism? Wouldn't surprise me if she had fallen out. A lot do.

Yeah, I was about to say, she doesn't really seem to fit her modesty standards and she probably isn't active if she doesn't have her magic underwear. Maybe her being a lesbian forbid her from going to the temple, though it is really easy to lie during the bishop interview I have hear and many Mormons do that since he usually asks you if you masturbate and such. So much for power of discernment.

You can be active in the Church and not go to the Temple. Most people don't get their endowments and garments until they either serve a mission or get sealed/married in the Temple. My wife served a mission so she had her garments when we met, but we had to wait a year before we could get sealed in the Temple and I hadn't received my endowments until about 4 months before we were sealed, so I didn't have my garments until then.

But I highly doubt she is active in the church anymore, especially if she is truly a lesbian and with her getting a highly visible tattoo like she has now.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

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I'm a little creeped out by the resemblance between her glasses and Barb's glasses.

Spoiler

It's like a glimpse at the future.
A before, and an after.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

it was no accident that she earned the moniker "buttah face lopez"

 

[___]

Most people have yellowish teeth, i bet the majority of people on this form do too. It's natural unless you go for regular teeth bleaching, which hurts like a mofo if you have sensitive teeth. Poor oral hygiene would be visible cavities, bad gums, missing teeth, broken teeth. Her oral hygiene looks normal as fuck.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Most people have yellowish teeth, i bet the majority of people on this form do too. It's natural unless you go for regular teeth bleaching, which hurts like a mofo if you have sensitive teeth. Poor oral hygiene would be visible cavities, bad gums, missing teeth, broken teeth. Her oral hygiene looks normal as fuck.

This. My inner ears developed really slowly when I was little, so between the ages of 5 and 10, my diet consisted basically of my own weight in oral antibiotics. Everything is normal ear-wise now, but my teeth are a little stained from all that, and I'd have to have bleaching to do anything about it. Ain't nobody got time (or money!) for that.

 

[milkshark]

^That's the best pic of Anna I've ever seen. In fact I had a lot more bad things to say about Anna's appearance before I saw that picture. I ended up rating her a 6, but with a better hairstyle and clothing choices she'd rate higher, maybe an 8. Her nose and forehead actually look beautiful in this pic. Also If I were her, I'd show off those great boobs every single day.

I think it's really safe to say that the whole tomboy/tomgirl thing is just generally unattractive. I think it's a great look to go for if you are gay, though. I see a lot of tomboy women in my area (NorCal) and I assume they're gay girls, even pretty tomboys register really low on my attraction scale. Sorry but baseball caps and baggy jeans just don't get me very excited.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Based on looks alone - and just looks, as if she was some random stranger on the Internet - I give her a 6. She's not pretty, but she looks to be in shape and clean. The yellow teeth are a bit of a turn-off, but it doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't brush.

A couple of people I know have issues with their teeth that are genetic. One doesn't have any natural enamel, and the enamel the dentist gives you can only go so far. She tries her damnedest to take care of her teeth, but brushing erodes your teeth over time and with no enamel it just makes it worse, and she said she would most likely need dentures before she's 40. So I don't know what's up with Anna's teeth. She showers (I assume?) and keeps in shape, so I would imagine she does know oral hygiene, but again, I don't know.

As for the tattoo, the Bible (not simply Mormonism) forbids tattoos, it's one of the Levirate laws. The Jehovah's Witnesses also forbid getting tattoos because of that rule.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Most people have yellowish teeth, i bet the majority of people on this form do too. It's natural unless you go for regular teeth bleaching, which hurts like a mofo if you have sensitive teeth. Poor oral hygiene would be visible cavities, bad gums, missing teeth, broken teeth. Her oral hygiene looks normal as fuck.

Actually, back when I still had insurance, I got some tooth whitening stuff from my dentist. It was just a gel you put in trays you wore while you sleep and it whitened the fuck outta my teeth. It hurt a little at first, but if you use Sensodyne it counteracted that.

Then I learned you could buy the exact same stuff on Amazon for like $30 as opposed to the $500+ they charge through a dentist. So if you guys wanna whiten your teeth, and actually have it work, for cheap, go buy some "Opalescence" from Amazon. Tell 'em Butta Face Lopez sent ya!

 

[Kosher Dill]

So what I'm getting from this thread is that Anna is NOT "out of Chris's league" and he has a shot with her.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

I didn't realise Anna was a shut-in herself. Wonder what had happened around the time The Dude met her, because Chris first met Anna when she was working.

 

[Picklepower]

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I'm a little creeped out by the resemblance between her glasses and Barb's glasses.

Spoiler

It's like a glimpse at the future.
A before, and an after.

Who else do you think would be Chris's new mommy? Also, she must be a shitty Mormon to have yellow teeth, those people have teeth whiter than snow.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I didn't realise Anna was a shut-in herself. Wonder what had happened around the time The Dude met her, because Chris first met Anna when she was working.

I'm more curious about how she paid bills and shit. No wonder she owes a shit load of money.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

I gave her a 3 because in all of the pictures of her in the OP aren't really that attractive. In the 1st one she looks like a 35 year old butch lesbian. In the 2nd one she looks like a 13 year old boy, all that is missing is a mountain of drank Monster Energy cans in the background. In the 3rd one she at least looks like a girl, but the big nose and pedo glasses ruin it.

Also she isn't 2d. Eww.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

I didn't realise Anna was a shut-in herself. Wonder what had happened around the time The Dude met her, because Chris first met Anna when she was working.

I'm more curious about how she paid bills and shit. No wonder she owes a shit load of money.

How do we know she owes a lot of money? This thread has made me realise I basically know nothing about Anna outside of her enabling.

 

[CatParty]

I didn't realise Anna was a shut-in herself. Wonder what had happened around the time The Dude met her, because Chris first met Anna when she was working.

I'm more curious about how she paid bills and shit. No wonder she owes a shit load of money.

How do we know she owes a lot of money? This thread has made me realise I basically know nothing about Anna outside of her enabling.

she made a pity facebook post back in the day about her monetary woes. i don't have a screencap on hand but i'm sure someone else does

and as i remember it, chris whined in response to it claiming his problems were worse

 

[Male]

and as i remember it, chris whined in response to it claiming his problems were worse

"You owe a grand number of money to someone? Big deal I don't have a girlfriend and I can't stand up to my mother! What are YOU gonna do about that?"

 

[rocket]

I voted 5. She's annoying but you could do a lot worse in the looks department.