Anna McLerran

[4Macie]

I've wondered about Anna for a long time. It's almost like she WANTED to troll Chris (crazy pacer), but then she failed to do anything grand like ABL or Clyde Cash. And then when Chris started hitting on her she realized she could never be a Julie or Jackie or even a Kacey because Chris KNEW her (until she moved). Because she realized she couldn't be a noticeable troll, she decided to be the annoying Mormon we know today.

Notice how she's absent in all this "real" drama Chris has. All she's done is message people saying they should be a friend to Chris and how they should help him because she can't. She has not sent him any packages or money or anything like that (as far as we know). All of this real stuff in Chris's life and she's no where to be found... but Chris complaining about trolls doing stuff and planning stuff or him raging against people and she's all over that. She's not a real friend, and she's not 'normal'. I think she claims that she has autism or aspergers but even that... I just think it's her trying to make a tie to Chris.

There is no logical explanation for why someone would know about Chris and all he shit he's done to people and then just continuously ass-patted him the way she has. Anna has flat-out told people that Chris can't be blamed for stuff he's done because he''s 'special'. WTF kinda of thinking is that? So overall, I have to stand by the fact that Anna's a failed troll that decided to become an annoying troll that just continues Chris's ego boosts and ass-pats.

 

[Marvin]

Anna has flat-out told people that Chris can't be blamed for stuff he's done because he''s 'special'. WTF kinda of thinking is that?

Heh, well, no, that's not really that unusual an argument. I think Chris is too retarded to be responsible for a lot of things. Barb's a lot closer to the responsible party for a lot of things Chris has done. She should be keeping him on a tighter leash.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think she claims that she has autism or aspergers but even that... I just think it's her trying to make a tie to Chris.

No, she really does have genuine mental issues that weren't invented to help her troll Chris.

Donning my amateur-psychologist hat and bubble pipe for a moment, my personal theory is that Anna secretly fears being condemned by others for behaviors and actions that are caused by her mental illness, and that's what she sees as happening to Chris too. So when she says "It's not his fault" and "You have to understand he's a good person underneath", it's her way of demonstrating to the world how she wants to be treated in turn.

 

[timtommy]

I've wondered about Anna for a long time. It's almost like she WANTED to troll Chris (crazy pacer), but then she failed to do anything grand like ABL or Clyde Cash. And then when Chris started hitting on her she realized she could never be a Julie or Jackie or even a Kacey because Chris KNEW her (until she moved). Because she realized she couldn't be a noticeable troll, she decided to be the annoying Mormon we know today.

Notice how she's absent in all this "real" drama Chris has. All she's done is message people saying they should be a friend to Chris and how they should help him because she can't. She has not sent him any packages or money or anything like that (as far as we know). All of this real stuff in Chris's life and she's no where to be found... but Chris complaining about trolls doing stuff and planning stuff or him raging against people and she's all over that. She's not a real friend, and she's not 'normal'. I think she claims that she has autism or aspergers but even that... I just think it's her trying to make a tie to Chris.

There is no logical explanation for why someone would know about Chris and all he shit he's done to people and then just continuously ass-patted him the way she has. Anna has flat-out told people that Chris can't be blamed for stuff he's done because he''s 'special'. WTF kinda of thinking is that? So overall, I have to stand by the fact that Anna's a failed troll that decided to become an annoying troll that just continues Chris's ego boosts and ass-pats.

Your theory seems to rely on too much deception from an IRL person. She is a real person with a facebook/blog etc. attached to her real name, which are connected to other friends/family members who aren't trolls. That holds her to a certain standard of genuineness.

 

[Marvin]

Anna has flat-out told people that Chris can't be blamed for stuff he's done because he''s 'special'. WTF kinda of thinking is that?

Heh, well, no, that's not really that unusual an argument. I think Chris is too retarded to be responsible for a lot of things. Barb's a lot closer to the responsible party for a lot of things Chris has done. She should be keeping him on a tighter leash.

I disagree. He may not understand the depth and consequences of a lot of his retarded acts but that doesn't mean he shouldn't be held responsible. Chris must understand on some level that the things he does are wrong, if for no other reason than he has a million people screaming at him, telling him that what he did was wrong. Anna not only reinforces his narcissistic belief that he can never be wrong, but also his victim complex.

Also, Barb won't even let him sleep in his own bed. How much tighter do you want the leash to be?

Nah, Chris doesn't understand that he's doing things wrong. The people screaming at him are wrong.

And tight in the right way. Barb's leash isn't tight now, she's not restraining Chris. She just wants a teddy bear to cuddle with. Otherwise Chris can do whatever he wants.

 

[CatParty]

You forget he got himself banned from Walmart while on that short leash

 

[Marvin]

Nah, Chris doesn't understand that he's doing things wrong. The people screaming at him are wrong.

And tight in the right way. Barb's leash isn't tight now, she's not restraining Chris. She just wants a teddy bear to cuddle with. Otherwise Chris can do whatever he wants.

But this exactly what I mean. Chris doesn't think he can be wrong, therefore the people screaming at him are wrong. All Anna does is reinforce this delusional belief and make Chris think that everybody is out to get him or something.

As for the leash, does Barb still allow him to unleash himself on an unsuspecting public or does he have to stay home to help bandage his mother's holey buttocks?

Oh definitely. And that's why I've been disliking Anna. She's encouraging all the wrong aspects of Chris. I've been experiencing all of the public and private encounters that she's been having with Chris for years. And I've always had trouble understanding what's going through her mind. I mean, whatever she's doing, it seems genuine, but that makes no sense. I've just come to the conclusion that she must be stupid as fuck.

I mean, I guess to be fair, from a practical standpoint, it's not like she could fix Chris by telling him when he's fucking up. But still, what she's doing is still making things worse.

The thing about the leash is that Chris doesn't have many places he wants to go with his freedom. So, he does have a little bit of freedom, and maybe if he wanted some extra freedom, during the day Barb probably wouldn't care. Chris just doesn't have anywhere he'd want to go. The best he could think of would be loitering at mcdonalds or some other fast food place.

 

[FinalSolution]

Most people aren't as black and white as sections of this thread might suggest. Anna may be part white-knight, part attention whore and even part troll - all at the same time. Not that I'm suggesting she is or isn't any of these things, just that anyone can act from a number of impulses, even contradictory ones.

 

[Stuff and Things]

The thing about the leash is that Chris doesn't have many places he wants to go with his freedom. So, he does have a little bit of freedom, and maybe if he wanted some extra freedom, during the day Barb probably wouldn't care. Chris just doesn't have anywhere he'd want to go. The best he could think of would be loitering at mcdonalds or some other fast food place.

Is this because of his many bans? Why doesn't he just go to Toys 'R Us? Or is he banned from there too?

No, but unlike the game place, they won't accept him there.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Sonichu.com is down right now, so I can't look up where he's been banned, but he was planning to go to a Lego event for little girls at Toys R Us last fall, so I don't think bann has happened there yet.

 

[Marvin]

Most people aren't as black and white as sections of this thread might suggest. Anna may be part white-knight, part attention whore and even part troll - all at the same time. Not that I'm suggesting she is or isn't any of these things, just that anyone can act from a number of impulses, even contradictory ones.

People can contradict themselves, but past a certain magnitude, you'll notice it and you'll think about your behavior. I'm not confused that Anna said or did something that contradicts her behavior once in awhile, everyone screws up now and then. I'm confused that she does it constantly. If you have the intelligence to operate a computer, c'mon, you've gotta know better. Or, that's what I used to think, anyway. At this point, like I said, the only way her behavior can make sense to me is if she's a moron.

The thing about the leash is that Chris doesn't have many places he wants to go with his freedom. So, he does have a little bit of freedom, and maybe if he wanted some extra freedom, during the day Barb probably wouldn't care. Chris just doesn't have anywhere he'd want to go. The best he could think of would be loitering at mcdonalds or some other fast food place.

Is this because of his many bans? Why doesn't he just go to Toys 'R Us? Or is he banned from there too?

He might go to places like Toys R Us, but I think he'd be more attracted to events at places like Toys R Us. He'd want to go to, say, pokemon TCG tournaments and things like that. So, he might be, slowly, trying to find those sort of events that he can attend.

But yeah, he might be banned from Toys R Us, I don't remember either way.

 

[butt in trouble]

I'd agree with her points if she posted nudes.

 

[Marvin]

He might go to places like Toys R Us, but I think he'd be more attracted to events at places like Toys R Us. He'd want to go to, say, pokemon TCG tournaments and things like that. So, he might be, slowly, trying to find those sort of events that he can attend.

But yeah, he might be banned from Toys R Us, I don't remember either way.

Just as well. If he went there and tried to join in on the events for children he'd probably quickly find himself banned.

Oh yeah. Really, I don't get it: I mean, I'm sure Chris has watched enough TV to understand the concept of the "creepy older dude." And some fat, smelly guy who is genuinely getting into the game, except he's the only adult there? How can that not tip Chris off?

Well, I mean, I guess I know. Chris is so slow he hasn't connected all these aspects to himself and still thinks of himself as a greek statue.

Although, I will say, I wasn't saying that Chris wasn't going to go to those kids events. He's looking for them, just slowly. He's kinda distracted by Barb and life (fires and such). He'll find one and get kicked out of it. Maybe in the next month, maybe in the next few months, but whenever, it'll happen eventually. And I'm sure it'll be hilarious.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Hot?

This is the woman in my avatar, for those who may be unaware.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Ya know something, brother? Anna is like a social justice warrior. She has to feel superior to everyone. But in reality, Anna is an idiot and doesn't see that she is hurting Chris. She is helping him reinforce his own beliefs, which stops him from becoming all he could be. If she could convince him to start on the path to Hulkamania, things could go very differently for Chris.

 

[Pikonic]

I think butt in trouble was joking that Anna was as lulzy as Chris.

Or Anna just needs a paper bag.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Anna was a normal looking teenager. Most of her "charm" came from the dishwashing pic but I think over time her inner psyche twisted her outer looks. Now she resembles a demented Norman Bates.

I'm sure, like Chrissy, if she took the time to dress properly and groom herself she wouldn't draw much notice. To be fair she does seem to have some rather serious mental concerns.

 

[Thetan]

I saw this recently and it made me think of Anna (for reasons that will become obvious).

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Sums up Anna pretty nicely.....

 

[Hitler]

Hot?

This is the woman in my avatar, for those who may be unaware.

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[Watcher]

Anna's a girl that posted an image of a positive pregnancy test on Facebook just to get attention

She's like the very definition of an attention whore. All she wants is delicious attention so she can forget her only claim to fame is a retard that spontaneously walked into a store she worked at.

Anyone remember that video she posted where she danced awkwardly? I'm trying to find it.