Trainwreck Anna Storelli - Went viral For chimping, thinks she is married to Bieber, does camshows

[Ry-Guy]

Found her true soulmate

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[Francis York Morgan]

this bitch got Squidward titties
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Those are some sad, sad titties.

 

[Paradigm]

I bet she's amazing in the sack. They say crazy chicks fuck the best.

Like a starving badger trying to break into a tightly-sealed bin.

Also apologies for my deleted post. My bad. sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry

 

[Graffiti canvas]

omfg.

When I saw this viral freak out last week, the first thing I thought of was "She's probably cow worthy... wonder if she'll pop up on KF with a thread."

Less that a week later, here it is. Well done.

God damn, she's as crazy as I thought she'd be.

 

[zinsy]

The casual amusement of the girl recording the video really escalates the material to another level of gold. Usually the person behind the camera is silent or sounds almost as crazy as the person they're filming. I would almost feel bad for her if the entire situation wasn't so fucking hilarious.

 

[Deviljho]

lol I don't think H&M makes clothes that would fit her
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She'd be better off applying to Torrid

 

[Gordon Cole]

She'd be better off applying to Torrid

Like she'd even get into either.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I bet she's amazing in the sack. They say crazy chicks fuck the best.

Bad idea. Bangs like a shit house door when the plague's in town she may well, but now matter how filthy in bed she is she's still nuts and probably owns a pair of customised saucepans with "Flopsy" and "Mopsy" on the lids and will most likely stalk you for years afterwards.

 

[Melkor]

The poor girl she was attacking though. I'm surprised the girl didn't cry or anything; if I were in that situation I would've bawled like a little bitch.

 

[WeeGee]

And I thought I'd never see a video with a woman more batshit than Zarni Joshi from the Hugh Mungus video.

 

[GV 998]

I bet she's amazing in the sack. They say crazy chicks fuck the best.

Eh, not necessarily. And great sex is really not worth the entry fee of having a batshit insane person in your life.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

More proof if proof were needed that anyone with Justin Bieber as their husbando should be shunned.

EDIT: Here's a song about her:

 

[Apocalypso]

Found her true soulmate

FTFY

 

[Billy_Sama]

I think with her sexual desperation and frustration with people, she assumes everyone is going to sex when they make her upset.

 

[There_is_no_Dana]

The poor girl she was attacking though. I'm surprised the girl didn't cry or anything; if I were in that situation I would've bawled like a little bitch.

I'm glad she wasn't too upset by the incident. I was on the receiving end of a public freakout several years ago so I know first hand how scary it can be. The woman who attacked me had that same half-dead look in her eye with abnormal slow blinking and shit.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I think with her sexual desperation and frustration with people, she assumes everyone is going to sex when they make her upset.

This. Her reaction to some other couple having a snog in a takeaway is extreme and vehement. Reminds me of how Elliot Rodger used to throw coffee on couples because he wasn't getting any.

 

[Reynard]

Here's some interesting stuff from the Turtleboysports page: she may have lost her marbles when she participated in a 365-hour SecondLife virtual-reality experiment as a UC San Diego undergrad.
Her FB fan page has a post from someone that knew her at the time, that confirms she was never the same after that experience:
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While this adds context, I have to say, it really adds questions as well. Honestly, if we could track more of everything she's done or said since then, it could possibly useful to psychology in understanding how and why people will go off the deep end despite being intelligent before. It's really odd to think this person was on a research team looking at how virtual reality affects us and how we interact with it to taking the career, mentality, and online presence of a bimbo. While I laugh, I can't help but wonder why and how.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

As Null said, she needs to get laid ASAP

I wouldn't wish that to my worst enemies.

Those are some sad, sad titties.

She look like a melting wax figure. Yuck!

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Is it just me, or does she look like a female Vordrak?

 

[A Skeleton]

I, Anna M. Storelli, love sexually Justin Bieber. I Anna am the one true prophet all others are gay demons sent by Satan to keep me Anna from marrying and fucking Justin Bieber (sexually)