Anna's View On Chris

[DJAndyMD]

After reading all about Chris, I want to know what on Earth is up with his friend Anna! I mean for goodness sakes, I have never in my whole life seen someone so delusional of Chris' behavior other than Barbs. Plus, I think she is trolling him behind his back because on the Cwcki, I noticed that her profile pick is on the majority of his Facebook screenshots there. Am I not the only one who noticed that?

 

[Uzumaki]

Yeah my theory is that she has always been a secret mole. It makes more sense to me than her tolerating Chris and all his nonsense on some mad whim.

 

[Holdek]

Yeah my theory is that she has always been a secret mole. It makes more sense to me than her tolerating Chris and all his nonsense on some mad whim.

If she is she's very good at it. You should read her Twitter. It's like months and months of her defending Chris to random anonymous people.

 

[Marvin]

Yeah my theory is that she has always been a secret mole. It makes more sense to me than her tolerating Chris and all his nonsense on some mad whim.

No, Anna's just an attention whore.

But Chris isn't that hard to tolerate, he's just a dumbass. There are lots of them and he's not really special as far as being a dumbass goes. He just happens to be funny.

 

[Judge Holden]

Personally I suspect she uses him as a "morality pet" and nothing more. She whines about the EEEEEEEVIL trolls making his life hell and how people need to all be super duper nice to him, but only so that she can validate her sense of self righteousness and delusions of moral superiority over everyone else connected to Chris The only reason she chose Chris in particular was because he is fairly net-famous and thus "defending" him makes her look better to the whole internet, and the moment she thinks its expedient she will happily join in the trolling chorus, which is how she started.

Its like how some people try to make themselves look better by posting long and melodramatic sermons on various facebook tributes to various tradgedies, which make it perfectly clear the writers only care about making it look like they care

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Judge Holden and Marvin pretty much covered it. It also helps that she lives in a completely different state. I'm not sure if she'd continue to tolerate him if she were around him all the time.

 

[Uzumaki]

Yeah my theory is that she has always been a secret mole. It makes more sense to me than her tolerating Chris and all his nonsense on some mad whim.

No, Anna's just an attention whore.

But Chris isn't that hard to tolerate, he's just a dumbass. There are lots of them and he's not really special as far as being a dumbass goes. He just happens to be funny.

Of course you have to say that, to maintain her cover. Don't worry, I gotcha. Wink.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Yeah my theory is that she has always been a secret mole. It makes more sense to me than her tolerating Chris and all his nonsense on some mad whim.

If she is she's very good at it. You should read her Twitter. It's like months and months of her defending Chris to random anonymous people.

If you ask me, she is way too obsessed with defending Chris when she has her own problems with her massive debt and yet she goes on Facebook complaining about the debt but like Chris, would not get off her keyster to do anything to help herself.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

If you ask me, she is way too obsessed with defending Chris when she has her own problems with her massive debt and yet she goes on Facebook complaining about the debt but like Chris, would not get off her keyster to do anything to help herself.

Well, it's not like she actually does anything for him. She just makes a post here and there on facebook to asspat Chris, that doesn't take any real time or effort.

It also helps that she lives in a completely different state. I'm not sure if she'd continue to tolerate him if she were around him all the time.

Exactly. She has a built-in excuse for why she can't hang out with him or do things for him in real life. I doubt she'd be speaking to him if she were still in Virginia.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Go get'em Alec!

See what I did there? That's about as much effort Anna puts into their "friendship". A macro that leaves vague but supportive comments could replace Anna and it'd be years before anyone noticed.

 

[Marvin]

If you ask me, she is way too obsessed with defending Chris when she has her own problems with her massive debt and yet she goes on Facebook complaining about the debt but like Chris, would not get off her keyster to do anything to help herself.

Well, it's not like she actually does anything for him. She just makes a post here and there on facebook to asspat Chris, that doesn't take any real time or effort.

This. The asspats are what Chris requires, and if he could find another source, he'd be fine.

It also helps that she lives in a completely different state. I'm not sure if she'd continue to tolerate him if she were around him all the time.

Exactly. She has a built-in excuse for why she can't hang out with him or do things for him in real life. I doubt she'd be speaking to him if she were still in Virginia.

I think lesbianism helps, because Chris can look at her as a non-galpal target because of it

 

[The Mackers]

Does anybody remember which picture it was (I think it was the wearing his mothers underwear picture) where when it was initially uploaded she was all like "ROFLMAO Chris is sooooo famous now!" under the comments, then later that day or next she was defending him on Twitter? This definitely happened, so there's your answer, what you take from that.

 

[Hasharin]

(I think it was the wearing his mothers underwear picture)

Yep.

 

[CatParty]

(I think it was the wearing his mothers underwear picture)

Yep.

it was tweeted by like nicole ritchie

 

[Judge Holden]

Does anybody remember which picture it was (I think it was the wearing his mothers underwear picture) where when it was initially uploaded she was all like "ROFLMAO Chris is sooooo famous now!" under the comments, then later that day or next she was defending him on Twitter? This definitely happened, so there's your answer, what you take from that.

I think when it was just another CWC pic she was like "OMG LAWL what a tard", but when gwen stephani retweeted it she went into full "LEAVE CHRISSY ALOOOOONE YOU EVIL TROLLS!!!! LOOK AT ME PROTECT CHRIS IM SO AWESUM!!!". Were it expedient to her I suspect she wouldnt even hesitate leaking every bit of info he ever sent her

 

[CatParty]

Does anybody remember which picture it was (I think it was the wearing his mothers underwear picture) where when it was initially uploaded she was all like "ROFLMAO Chris is sooooo famous now!" under the comments, then later that day or next she was defending him on Twitter? This definitely happened, so there's your answer, what you take from that.

I think when it was just another CWC pic she was like "OMG LAWL what a tard", but when gwen stephani retweeted it she went into full "LEAVE CHRISSY ALOOOOONE YOU EVIL TROLLS!!!! LOOK AT ME PROTECT CHRIS IM SO AWESUM!!!". Were it expedient to her I suspect she wouldnt even hesitate leaking every bit of info he ever sent her

she's an original troll she wrote the tale of the crazy pacer. and i think i recall she eventually wants to write a book about chris.

 

[random_pickle]

It wouldn't surprise me if Anna was being nice just to ensure that Chris never gets depressed to the point where he wouldn't release any content. Sometimes I wonder if she secretly has an account here.

 

[DJAndyMD]

It wouldn't surprise me if Anna was being nice just to ensure that Chris never gets depressed to the point where he wouldn't release any content. Sometimes I wonder if she secretly has an account here.

If she did and she saw I made this topic, I am going to give her the biggest reality wake-up call ever. Though I am going to be nice in doing so.

 

[Holdek]

If you ask me, she is way too obsessed with defending Chris when she has her own problems with her massive debt and yet she goes on Facebook complaining about the debt but like Chris, would not get off her keyster to do anything to help herself.

Well, it's not like she actually does anything for him. She just makes a post here and there on facebook to asspat Chris, that doesn't take any real time or effort.

This. The asspats are what Chris requires, and if he could find another source, he'd be fine.

It also helps that she lives in a completely different state. I'm not sure if she'd continue to tolerate him if she were around him all the time.

Exactly. She has a built-in excuse for why she can't hang out with him or do things for him in real life. I doubt she'd be speaking to him if she were still in Virginia.

I think lesbianism helps, because Chris can look at her as a non-galpal target because of it

Chris approves of lesbianism, but hates got-dang asexuals. I wonder if he would hate her if she was asexual, even though the effect on her sweetheart potential would be the same.

Does anybody remember which picture it was (I think it was the wearing his mothers underwear picture) where when it was initially uploaded she was all like "ROFLMAO Chris is sooooo famous now!" under the comments, then later that day or next she was defending him on Twitter? This definitely happened, so there's your answer, what you take from that.

I think when it was just another CWC pic she was like "OMG LAWL what a tard", but when gwen stephani retweeted it

Gwen Stephani has seen a photo of Chris in his mother's underwear?

 

[Spork]

I remember Anna tried to hold a chat session with some of /cow/ a long while back.

It went something like this:
Anna: Yes lol I know Chris no you sillyheads I'm not telling you anything about him but we can talk about other things! PS FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR!
Anna: Barb is a sweet old thing!
Anna: The cops are pigs for picking on poor Christian and Barb!
Anna: Trolls are cowards for anonymously trolling Chris! If you're going to say rude things to him announce who you are!
Anna: Chris is a nice guy I swear! You just need to get to know him better!
Anna: Chris is too stupid to realize that he's doing wrong, ergo he doesn't deserve to be punished for hitting Snyder with his car!
Anna: Temporary anarchy while "someone" works out a "better" system of government is the only solution to all of America's problems!

Eventually she tardraged and started banning anyone who contradicted her.