Sonichu Annotated Sonichu Continued

[The Zookeeper]

Lets pick up where we left off.

ISSUE 5 PAGE 12

• Stats

Drawing Fails: 4
Spelling mistakes: 1
Grammar mistakes: 0
"Joke's": 0
"Parodies": 1
Sonichu: 0
Love™: 0

• Script

Walter Grisby - Da dame comes with me!
Nicole Rammer - Walter you jerk! What's the meaning of this?!
Chris - Ok, who played the megamorph?

• Analysis

This page has gained infamy in it's demonstration of Chris' drawing of size proportions, and it shows. Aside from the 20 foot tall Walter, Nicole has also grown in size and her neck has stretched about 3 feet. When Chris-Chan mentions Megamorph (http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Megamorph) he's implying that Walter used this card to over power Chris-Chan, I'm guessing to make his character seem less weak/pathetic.

Chris-Chan's attempts to reason with Walter ended with Chris-Chan getting momentarily incapacitated, I wonder if Christian really thinks people are this evil in real life. In real life, the people who have either arrested or done wrong to Chris have reason's for doing what they did, anyone who see's Christian's attraction sign will get the idea that he's asking for sex. But in Christian's world, police/college deans stop his love quest because:

• 1. He's autistic

• 2. He's a virgin

• 3. they hate true love

Mystifying are Christian's reasons to jump to these conclusions; however, with someone as sheltered as Chris was, he probably couldn't understand why anyone would shatter the poor heart of an autistic man only searching for love. Only that was never his intentions, he wanted to fuck, and not die alone. An Idea I've had is that Christian was influenced by high school in his perception of sex, this is more then likely due to how he perceives relationships. Christian grew up "mainstreamed" in the public school system, someone like Chris in that environment could be susceptible to peer-pressure; while he was not exposed to peer-pressure on drugs, skipping, and the like, Chris almost certainly was exposed to the pressure of having sex. But to have sex, Chris would have to get a girl friend first, all Chris knew about relationships was sex, it's unlikely he saw more to it than that. This eventually led to the horrendous idea of [cwc]Dating Ed[/cwc]. More on that later.

Next page Friday.

 

[punchabunch]

wow

that tiny head

just wow

 

[BillRiley]

Good to see you back, Zookeeper!

Also, yeah...that tiny head...wtf, Chris?

 

[A Random]

...so, did you save the previous posts somewhere?

 

[The Zookeeper]

ISSUE 5 PAGE 13

After bitch slapping Chris, Walter left the church and turned into a tree stump by the looks of it. For someone who was a full grown adult when this was made, Chris sure knows a lot about Yu-Gi-Oh, a card game for children. Consistency has never been Christians forte, but almost all of the Yu-Gi-Oh bullshit is never mentioned or seen ever again, even though they seem to revolve around the characters actions in this issue. You'd think that such a major mechanic such as life points would stay in the universe of Sonichu with all the other stolen stuff, but as Chris lost interest in Yu-gi-oh and Megan as well, he stopped giving a shit about making his comic a weeb fest. One of the only reasons that this stuff is here is because he hoped Megan (being a fan of anime) would like it.
Referenced in Chris' dialogue were his "future vision" where he apparently saw him and Megan happy together. A few months later [cwc]Shecameforcwc[/cwc] happened and ended any "happiness" between them.

 

[Poop Merchant]

The Tumbler page stopped at Issue Four a year and a half ago, and now we're suddenly in the middle of Issue 5?

I thought Tumbler was a better place for it. At least then it was all in one place. Unlike forums, where something like this can easily get buried by other threads. Another difficulty with using forums is having to slog through comments to get to the actual content.

Don't take this the wrong way. By all means I'm glad it's back. I'm just wondering if there was a reason for switching to a medium inferior for this kind of undertaking.