Another KickStarter.... this time for a book

  • ⚙️ Performance issue identified and being addressed.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
brombeer

brombeer

Sperg / n00b
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jan 23, 2019
As if there isn't enough to read about Chris, I don't need a printed version of the cwcki

738133


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1060661095/tales-from-the-internet-chris-chan
 
Here comes the bleeding English majors looking for the next big sob-story because they couldn’t keep their journo jobs. Oh joy. Plus the villain is essentially evil internet trolls, so it serves to push an agenda too! Double whammy!
 
It's been ten years since the Golden Year. There will be countless others to come wanting to capitalize on Chris like they did Precious and Rocky Dennis.
 
There has been people a lot worse than Chris exploited for personal gain.

We can overreact all we want, someday someone will pull it off.
 
"Some for the challenges will time writing and finding some of the people I plan to interview be hard to find. I will make to time to write during the week and I will using social media to help find of people I plan to interview. "

Broken English and bad grammar. This person can't even write a sentence. Another day, another Chris scam.
 
Here's a book about Chris for you.

Chapter 1:
I JUST WON
Autistic Child wins contest

Chapter 2:
JULAAAAAAAAY
Austistic Man-Child makes a fool out of himself for over a decade

Chapter 3:
I AM GOD
Psychotic Man-Child feeds into his own delusions

Chapter 4:
AVE MARIA
Instituionalized Man-Child loses everything before dying a lonely and painful death.

Epilouge:
SONIC SAYS
Hey Kids, there's nothing more special than being hugged by someone you like; but if someone tries to touch you inappropriately, that's NO good.
 
Is this person the first to potentially plagiarize the CWCki in the written form?

Also, lol. They barely could form two complete sentences, let alone a book. Can’t wait to see this person fry.
 
I like how it's so blatant they are doing this just to be famous with wanting to turn their nonexistent book into a movie.
 
As much as I like the idea of an archaeologist in the far future discovering leather bound copies of the CWCki and mistaking them for the holy books of some autistic cult, I think I'll pass.
 
LOL at the estimated delivery date on those rewards. This person is claiming they'll have the whole book written, edited, proofed, and printed, plus posters and medallions and shit made and ready to ship, all in two and a half months? Even if the pitch wasn't written by someone with remedial grammar skills, you could peg it as a scam based on that alone.
 
Keep reading. It just gets better and better.
  • Pledge $100 or more - Collosal Chan: $100 get you all soinchu medallions with Novel poster,
  • Pledge $500 or more - Darbind Sonichu: $500 get you all soinchu medallions with Novel poster,
  • Pledge $1,000 or more - Collosal Chan: A special live interview with both Wes Iseli and Sarah Nicole Hammer on twich.tv and youtube live stream.
Collosal Chan? Soinchu? Darbind?

If this fucking idiot can't even get the names of the characters right, what hope does he have of adding anything to Chris-Chan lore?

I hope he doesn't see a penny from this scam.

Edited: dox

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/meri.jarrell.7

Something called Chronicle Vitae: https://chroniclevitae.com/people/784697-meri-jarrell/profile
 
Last edited:
This is a joke right?
The bad grammar, zero video, no actual images of the product... this is satire surely, which one of you guys made this? OP you almost had me!
 
738233


Likely Linkedin account.

Graduated from Knob Noster High School in 2010.
738264


738241
Maybe not a current address as La Monte isn't in the Kansas City metro area, but multiple sources point to this. This address, and the town of La Monte, are zoned for Knob Noster High.

Has worked as a security guard for a number of years. Profile/Archive Studied at State Fair Community College in Sedalia, not far from La Monte. May have received an Associate of Fine Arts in Music. A 2012 graduation date from that program lines up with a high school graduation of 2010.
738260
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom