answering questions I’ve been avoiding.... - 5/17/18

[JanglyLoudThing]

"I made $10,000 last month."

Bullshit Hamby! B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t! There are verbatim so many actually good youtubers with a helluva lot more subscribers and views than her. And they are struggling to make even a bit of decent money. And here's this glacier of a woman who literally puts no effort into anything she does with her yhoooutubey, stating that she made $10,000 just last month. Eh I don't think so gorl.

"Why would I write down all these questions and make a video and lie"

Because that's all you do. That plus eating.

"I'm on the gym flaunting my stuff *snaps fingers*"

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

"What does this intell?"
I wouldn't know how to answer that question either, Amber. Perhaps you should let Necky do the talking for you since I doubt people speak the language you've made up.

"If I ask [them] for a cookie, I don't expect them to hand me a carrot instead, that's not their job...[therefore] I don't see them as enablers"
This is such an addict answer. Bitch, unless they don't hand you the cookie, then they are enabling you!!! At the very least, they should make you get off your fat ass and get the cookie yourself.

Also, anybody else think it was weird how she answered the "Sex life with Becky" question?

 

[drtoboggan]

How can you tell Fat Amber is lying?

Her mouth is moving.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

How can you tell Fat Amber is lying?

Her mouth is moving.

It’s confusing, though, because that could also mean that she’s eating.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

10,000 bucks a month and you're pissed off about a 50 dollar gift card? Okay gorl.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

"The Future is Female"
I doubt very much that it will also include you at the rate you're going, GORL!

Spoiler: Damn GORL

 

[Git]

God damn this sow can ramble for a long time. Longer videos mean more ads I guess.

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

So last month she made over $10,000 dollars yet she can't afford weight loss surgery? Something's not adding up.

Because A) she lies and B) she just has to buy another pair of chuute water bottles with pineapples and flamingos and tacky cat ears. Plus Texas Roadhouse and Cheesecake Factory have monthly rents to pay and she provides most of the rent money.

And if she actually made $10,000 a month we would see a shit ton of hauls where she would show off her new Rebecca Minkoff purses and Kors wallets etc.

 

[thejackal]

If she's making over 100K a year and not paying taxes (and I haven't really given a fuck about this topic before) she's in for a world of hurt once the IRS gets wind of that. In theory almost all of that would be profit and subject to tax. She'd be looking at around a 20K tax bill for the last year.

of course, I don't think she's making 120K a year.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

of course, I don't think she's making 120K a year.

No fucking way. I don't think she thinks about some of the shit she says before she says it. 120,000 is a fuckton in bumblefuck Kentucky. She could get weightloss surgery quickly, and buy a car she could actually fit into. But then again, what do I know?

 

[melissarendato]

10,000 bucks?!?!?!? wtf!!

 

[thejackal]

10,000 bucks?!‽‽? wtf!!

Making over 120K a year in bumfuck Kentucky and apparently the best she can afford is tacky walmart halls and a 5 year old Hyundai?

Come on. If you're making that much in that part of the country you are driving a brand new car and living in a mansion and buying not just "hood rich" handbags like Coach from TJ Maxx, but actually rich person handbags that cost 500-2K each.

I believe she probably makes about 40-50K a year. A nice living for sitting on her fatass but come the fuck on with this 120K a year shit.

 

[polka-dotted]

She talks openly about sex, but what's in her diary on My Fitness Pal is private because people will judge her...

Okay...???

 

[FitBitch]

She talks openly about sex, but what's in her diary on My Fitness Pal is private because people will judge her...

Okay...???

She would have to share a more accurate representation of the amount of calories she eats compared to the amount of exercise she doesn't do and the amount of sleep she isn't getting
How can she keep up a lie when there's a public record on an app recording the truth?

 

[Calling]

I didn't finish the video and I haven't read the posts here yet, but I am so ready to call bullshit on the $10,000 month shit. I have no idea how YouTube works, but part of me wonders if you can save up YouTube bux or whatever and cash them out as a lump sum or per week, so even if she did supposedly make $10,000, that number might have been saved up from past months.

 

[Long time lurker]

I haven't watched the video and don't see a reason to do so.

Q: Are you and Eric really friends?
A: She really cares about Eric, ya'll are so weird.

She didn't answer the question though.

The lie about not still being in love with Destiny.

This one I believe. Is Amber butthurt because Destiny broke up with her? Yes, but IMO Amber is incapable of loving anyone/anything other than herself.

Next year it will be I won't ever get to 800 pounds.

I don't think it's physiologically possible for her to reach 800lb.

In regards to how much she made, the BS is enough to fertilize the land across the street from their house.

Aside from the projections on socialblade putting her below that, there is the very telling amount of ads she added to this video. If she was doing so well, why would she change the formula of 5/6 ads/video? I mean, if you believe her it was working.
There are a few other tells too. People who make $10K/month can afford more than two cheap nightgowns from Walmart.

Kinda related: remember when Amber made Becky drive to a Sephora to get foundation and all she had to show for it was a tiny sample?
She said she placed an order (or was going to), but never mentioned it again. For someone so desperate for content, wouldn't you think that she's brag about the (I think) $100.00 foundation on camera once she got it?

Also, before her hiatus, she made a video showing a pile of boxes but didn't open any. On the next day she showed off the box of pencils and one coloring book. I know Amazon goes crazy with box sizes, but AFAIK they haven't started sending empty boxes yet.
Coincidentally Eric did a video around the same time showing off a bunch of merch...

Come on Amber, do another video flashing out bills. Maybe you can't because you can't afford to ask the teller for a Benjamin to put in front of a bunch of the Washingtons like you did last time.

so even if she did supposedly make $10,000, that number might have been saved up from past months.

How would she be able to pay rent and other expenses if she did that? Amber can't plan ahead, she would never sit on a reward (in this case money) to get a better outcome.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Now when Becky asks Amber if she feels like cleaning Amber can say, "No, bitch, I'm paying you to do it."

Perhaps the $10,000 lie is because she wants to make her Mom, Aunt Tammie, and such feel jealous. They're not on board with her lifestyle so she has to appear better than them somehow, while they eat Keto pizza on Mother's Day and make posts on FB about who's in their hearts with her name not on the list.

I recall Amber saying how she had people in her life who had helped her that she wanted to pay back, like Krystle's parents, probably Casey's mom, (though probably not anymore). Now would be a great time to do that. Now that you've announced to everyone that you're Miss Moneybags.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I wouldn’t switch bodies with her for $10k/month.

 

[Faggot Gift]

Reminder that this is a 27 year old 500 pound woman that can't cook bacon or eggs, can't drive, can barely fucking speak correctly (INCEL), can't take a few hours out of her day to just have Becky drive her to the vet or therapist if the receptionists are that fucking terrible (because of her driving anxiety even though she spends so much time having Becky drive her to dinner and ice cream every fucking day) even though she has no jobs or hobbies (doesn't even write terrible poetry anymore), and stays up until 5 am every night reading Twitter. What a life.

Edit: also Becky is officially a piece of shit, I was too new to know about their previous excuses for leaving her job but AL makes it clear here she's just a lazy cunt

 

[PiggyPie]

Fat