Careercow Anthony "Ally" Burch - Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.

[Patrick Buttman]

I love how SJWs like Burch have the memory of a goldfish. A few months ago at E3, they were all bleeding from their rectums because a promo event for Mafia III involved dancing with guns around a casket when their was a major shooting at the same time, as if the people who set up the promo had the ability to foresee a massacre and stop an E3 event that was planned and paid for months in advance.

Now that they found out that the main character is black and he kills KKK members, suddenly all is forgiven.

The thing is the game sucks at actually being racist. I go into the depths of the bayou where the people are in overalls and the bars are whites only. Do you know what I hear? "How ya doin'?" and other polite greetings. There was a big chance to actually use racism in an interesting way that effects the player directly but instead we just hear about the racial problems on the radio or in cutscenes. So you'll spend hours shooting up bad guys, stealing cars, gaining territory, and you will never feel like your race is an issue and this is one of those games where it really should. Nobody should be patting anyone on the back for this. This is bland.

People like Cuckmaster Burch say they want games to maturely explore racism, but the minute a character acts like a racist would, it's suddenly "OMG THIS GAME IS SO RACIST AND EVERYONE WHO MADE IT IS RACIST AND JUST LOOKING IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF THE GAME'S BOX MAKES YOU A RACIST TOO!". Racists acting like racists and saying racist things? What kind of crazy shit is that?

 

[Fapcop]

Leery of "fun" tourism in actual terrible lived experiences

"You're having fun off the backs of oppressed, digital POCs!"

My god, the faggotry in that post!
Pure, unadulterated weapons-grade faggotry.

And enough of it to turn a city the size of Cleveland into cucks, if it found its way to the water supply!

 

[*Asterisk*]

Have I posted enough caps of Burch being a complete cuck?

I think not.

 

[FatNero]

The second hand embarrassment I got from this made me physically cringe. He's such a tryhard. 'I watch Laci Green! How progressive sexually am I, right guys? RIGHT?'

He just needs another tweet to frame.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

"If I name-drop Laci Green and say that clitorises are cool, I'm guaranteed to score!"

 

[AnOminous]

The second a game actually does put teeth into the racism of her villians, let alone a player-controlled character doing a scene like this, Burch and his fellow sidjwa butt-whistlers would have a trigger-induced embolism.

All the more reason to 180 against these faggots.

Despite the fact that SJWs portray their opponents as unalloyed villains, they completely fail to understand what a villain is, why they engage in villainy, and how this creates the specific dramatic tension that makes their deaths satisfying, especially in a videogame where you GET TO KILL THEM PERSONALLY.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[*Asterisk*]

I'm not saying Burch might ride the shortbus,* but one of the representatives in this article is named "Hester von Gluck."

* The word "might" has no business being in that statement.

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Does this mean Burch also knew Faraci was a rapist, but said and did nothing?

Classic sidjwa, right there. Rape is such an awful crime, you must never report it, nor warn others in advanced, less something problematic happen from your actions.

 

[A Random]

What does Film Crit Hulk have to do with this besides being part of that site?

 

[Odie Esty]

What does Film Crit Hulk have to do with this besides being part of that site?

I'm pretty sure Burch just called Hulk a rapist.


https://twitter.com/_anthonyburch/status/787101724095852544

and he works at Riot now.

https://twitter.com/BroTeamPill/status/786781218872274945?lang=en

and fucked some broad with the promise she'd get a job at gearbox?

 

[Keystone]

Poor Riot.

 

[Odie Esty]

Poor Riot.

It's hard to get much worse than your CEO selling smurf accounts but THEY FOUND A WAY

 

[Patrick Buttman]

and he works at Riot now.

We can soon expect half the cast of League of Legends to suddenly be bisexual now, and start spewing memes that were stale before 2008.

 

[Ravelord]

We can soon expect half the cast of League of Legends to suddenly be bisexual now, and start spewing memes that were stale before 2008.

>Talliyah
>Psychological test when reported for "harassment"
>Not already infected with social justice



Edit (To keep things on topic): If somehow Burch managed to get hired by Riot, in which Department/Section do you think he would work?

 

[Roosechu]

Hahaha, what? The protagonist in Mafia 3 is a black guy who apparently got super secret training in the military and now he wants revenge on a mobster. He's an attempt at the basic gritty anti-hero while pretty much ripping off the look of Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver. The only thing interesting about the game is the era. Being black in the south during the 60's is what helped sell the game because it was something new for a GTA clone. The thing is the game sucks at actually being racist. I go into the depths of the bayou where the people are in overalls and the bars are whites only. Do you know what I hear? "How ya doin'?" and other polite greetings. There was a big chance to actually use racism in an interesting way that effects the player directly but instead we just hear about the racial problems on the radio or in cutscenes. So you'll spend hours shooting up bad guys, stealing cars, gaining territory, and you will never feel like your race is an issue and this is one of those games where it really should. Nobody should be patting anyone on the back for this. This is bland.

Only LA Noire managed to nail the racism right in my opinion.

It was a thoroughly researched game with an awesome story.

Mafia II was good too, and as an Italian it has a special place in my memory.

Still haven't played Mafia III, but from what I heard the game was rushed.

 

[Fully Interlocking Pieces]

Only LA Noire managed to nail the racism right in my opinion.

It was a thoroughly researched game with an awesome story.

Mafia II was good too, and as an Italian it has a special place in my memory.

Still haven't played Mafia III, but from what I heard the game was rushed.

fftopic: but the racism in LA Noire was really sanitized to avoid a modern audience of SJWs blowing their tops. I mean, come on, one of the cops you're partnered with is explicitly said to be racist, but the worst slur he ever drops is "negro", which was still a fairly polite term back then ("black" was only just beginning to gain traction). It's the 1950s and he's on an all-white police force, realistically he'd be dropping hard slurs for every race under the sun.

 

[Puppet Pal Clem]

What are the odds that he'll try to fuck another person under the pretense of helping them get a job again?

Wait, why would a MOBA need a writer anyways?

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

I bet that Burch bottoms for other bottoms when there aren't any tops around.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I'm pretty sure Burch just called Hulk a rapist.


https://twitter.com/_anthonyburch/status/787101724095852544

and he works at Riot now.

https://twitter.com/BroTeamPill/status/786781218872274945?lang=en

and fucked some broad with the promise she'd get a job at gearbox?

Are there more details on this?

He's totally sleazy enough to do this, but I still have a hard time believing he had sex with his own wife.

I bet that Burch bottoms for other bottoms when there aren't any tops around.

That still assumes he has the balls to fuck another dude. He'd probably just blow a rape-whistle.

 

[oasys]

Wait, why would a MOBA need a writer anyways?

There's "lore", but nobody cares about it, since it's a fucking MOBA.

We can soon expect half the cast of League of Legends to suddenly be bisexual now, and start spewing memes that were stale before 2008.

It's been moving that way in the past 2-3 years since SJWs complained about all the girl characters having big tits, so they made a girl with no tits. Then a girl with no tits because she was a demon beast. Followed by more girls with no tits and bulging muscles or huge eyebrows or whatever people can't pull their pants down to.

Since the company is a pioneer of stale memes and fucking everything up it seems like a perfect fit for Anthony.