Careercow Anthony "Ally" Burch - Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.

[Flareon]

When did girlfriend happen? Did I miss something?

 

[vertexwindi]

That's impressive, Anthony's blow-up doll has managed to obtain sentience.

 

[RK 672]

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When did girlfriend happen? Did I miss something?

Her name is Lauren Haroutunian.
https://twitter.com/laurasaurusrex (http://archive.is/nfGWf)
Surprisingly, they've been together since sometime last year. She works at RocketJump as a cinematographer.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

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That's such a stupid joke because everyone knows how to call the police. He probably should've searched "FBI Terrorist Database" or something like that.

 

[Meowthkip]

That's such a stupid joke because everyone knows how to call the police. He probably should've searched "FBI Terrorist Database" or something like that.

There is already a designated image for that meme, he should have used it.

They're both bi now, but it appears only Ashly is actually getting any same-sex action.

Ashley has eluded to being bisexual for a while now in their videos, so I'm not surprised she's a TRUE and HONEST bisexual.

EDIT: Going back through the thread and again I say #PapaBurchDidNothingWrong

 

[muina]

 

[Absolutego]

Kids on the Slope is probably one of the better coming-of-age stories that's been made in recent years, but of course because it depicts two male best friends being friends instead of butt buddies Cuckthony can't get interested.

 

[Meowthkip]

Kids on the Slope is probably one of the better coming-of-age stories that's been made in recent years, but of course because it depicts two male best friends being friends instead of butt buddies Cuckthony can't get interested.

I think the logic is "we have ALL THESE STORIES about straight people already, so now everything else from now on must be gay, otherwise it's just the same old garbage."

For somebody who claims to be open-minded, it's a very limited way of thinking.

 

[AnOminous]

I think the logic is "we have ALL THESE STORIES about straight people already, so now everything else from now on must be gay, otherwise it's just the same old garbage."

For somebody who claims to be open-minded, it's a very limited way of thinking.

Not just gay because even that's too privileged. They have to be total cock-gargling cum sluts, and Muslims, and trannies, and weigh 600 pounds, too.

 

[BubbleButt]

This is some straight up autistic shit. Space Dandy is so much better than anything Anthony Burch will ever be involved with... except perhaps getting his WiiU stolen by his ex-wife.

 

[AnOminous]

This is some straight up autistic shit. Space Dandy is so much better than anything Anthony Burch will ever be involved with... except perhaps getting his WiiU stolen by his ex-wife.

Did you ever virtue signal so hard you stopped playing a video game because of the lack of gay buttsex despite being entirely heterosexual?

 

[BubbleButt]

Did you ever virtue signal so hard you stopped playing a video game because of the lack of gay buttsex despite being entirely heterosexual?

Ol' Burchy-boo is taking David Gallant's job of getting cucked by inanimate objects.

 

[Surewould]

 

[Lackadaisy]

Says the man who supports Treehouse's localization record.

 

[Meowthkip]

I mean, you could probably find some way to do it... or you can go outside and enjoy the spring weather.

 

[Lackadaisy]

I mean, you could probably find some way to do it... or you can go outside and enjoy the spring weather.

Then he would be reminded that he doesn't have a WiiU anymore.

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

Says the man who supports Treehouse's localization record.

He didn't say he wants to re-localize accurately. If I had to guess, the lack of explicit homosexual sex is interfering with his ability to enjoy the game.

 

[Lackadaisy]

He didn't say he wants to re-localize accurately. If I had to guess, the lack of explicit homosexual sex is interfering with his ability to enjoy the game.

To be fair, that's my problem with most video games.

 

[Meowthkip]

He didn't say he wants to re-localize accurately. If I had to guess, the lack of explicit homosexual sex is interfering with his ability to enjoy the game.

Anthony is turning into a fujoshi and this is honestly pretty hilarious to me considering some older HAWP videos.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Anthony is turning into a fujoshi and this is honestly pretty hilarious to me considering some older HAWP videos.

:autism: He can't be a fujoshi since the term literally means "rotten WOMAN". Guess it fits since there's no word for "rotten catamite", though./:autism: