Careercow Anthony "Ally" Burch - Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.

I've heard this too and I feel like there must be something to it since she's got a reasonably good career and he seems to have wrecked his own. It points to the possibility that she's actually able to get along with people and he isn't.

Ashley is still buzzing around the industry. Hell, she even voiced major roles like the protagonist in Horizon Zero Dawn. She's still relevant. The only thing I can remember about Anthony is his old presentations on game writing which I enjoyed somewhat. Shame.
 
Ashley is still buzzing around the industry. Hell, she even voiced major roles like the protagonist in Horizon Zero Dawn. She's still relevant. The only thing I can remember about Anthony is his old presentations on game writing which I enjoyed somewhat.

Ash seems to be going nowhere but up, she has a primary role on that Not Rick and Morty show Final Space now.
 
It's weird because Burch's role as the head writer for BL2 was pretty notable. As much I don't like Borderlands 2, it got universal acclaim for its writing and he could've easily used that acclaim to get further into the industry. Instead he tried and failed to start some new webseries, got stuck writing throwaway garbage for LoL and then did nothing of importance.
 
It's weird because Burch's role as the head writer for BL2 was pretty notable. As much I don't like Borderlands 2, it got universal acclaim for its writing and he could've easily used that acclaim to get further into the industry. Instead he tried and failed to start some new webseries, got stuck writing throwaway garbage for LoL and then did nothing of importance.

If the rumors about Gearbox are true, he couldn't even manage a casting couch properly. Imagine being that low-energy.
 
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I've heard this too and I feel like there must be something to it since she's got a reasonably good career and he seems to have wrecked his own. It points to the possibility that she's actually able to get along with people and he isn't.

Like everyone else who isn't Anthony Burch, at least she's not Anthony Burch.
 
Certainly there must have always been something wrong with you if you buy into this SJW culture.

But I think in some cases it's made people worse than they were before.

I don't think it's a coincidence that so many of the most puritanical of the dreaded SJWs used to post on Something Awful. A lot of the more low-level Tumblr types are more likely to have fallen in that group due to social pressure and fear of becoming a target. For Anthony, I feel like this has been more due to one prolonged plea for redemption after his involvement in Duke Nukem Forever. That's when the shift started.
 
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I don't think it's a coincidence that so many of the most puritanical of the dreaded SJWs used to post on Something Awful. A lot of the more low-level Tumblr types are more likely to have fallen in that group due to social pressure and fear of becoming a target. For Anthony, I feel like this has been more due to one prolonged plea for redemption after his involvement in Duke Nukem Forever. That's when the shift started.

I'd have to guess it's more to do with SA having a bit of a "cool kids club" vibe back in the day and that SJWs being the narcissists that they are just had to be there. I never hung around the forums, but I know some people from way back that were regulars there at the time that aren't massive SJ spergs, so maybe that was one of the first communities they infested and fucked up before anyone (including themselves) were aware of what was going on.
 
For Anthony, I feel like this has been more due to one prolonged plea for redemption after his involvement in Duke Nukem Forever.

He should have been ashamed of that because it was a shitty game, not because it was politically incorrect or whatever. Its humor was also shitty because it wasn't funny, not because it was politically incorrect, as the casual shitlordism would have been in line with the rest of the series had it not been so painfully unfunny.
 
I don't know where you were hanging out, but the Ten Buck Cucks weren't considered cool irl or online as far as I knew.

This was back in the early 2000s well before Lowtax had become a joke and was getting his ass kicked by shitty German film directors.

The internet was a very different place back then and Digg and 4chan weren't even around yet. Sites like SA, Fark, or Slashdot were some of the bigger and more well-known communities at the time.
 
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I've actually heard the opposite about Ash, in that while she's hard left she's actually really cool to be around and nice to strangers.

Shes miles ahead of Anthony...But dont be surprised at the shit shes pulled either.
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7:15 is when she says this shit.(Warning Chrisraygun video)

Then there was the time she teamed up with some another idiot(who wrote the book Mean girls was based off) to go after boys balls and stuff in a school program.(Warning Polygon faggotry)


My favourite part of this retarded article was:

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"I’m sitting there with an auditorium full of boys and a kid raises his hand — I’ll never forget this," Wiseman said. "He raises his hand like his hand’s going to pop off his body, and he says, ‘Are you PlayStation or Xbox?’"

Wiseman very nearly panicked.

"I had zero clue what he was talking about. Zero clue. I mean, I sort of did, but I really didn’t. Somehow, magically, I don’t know how, I said the only thing I could say in that situation to get me out of that, which was, ‘I’m not going to respond. Because if I do then you’re going to judge me.’

These people are so rigid and lacking of humor is really a parody, and this was back in like 2015.
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Anthony may be the potato of the family, but shes not too far removed from him either. She's just more subtle about it so far.
 
Shes miles ahead of Anthony...But dont be surprised at the shit shes pulled either.
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7:15 is when she says this shit.(Warning Chrisraygun video)

Then there was the time she teamed up with some another idiot(who wrote the book Mean girls was based off) to go after boys balls and stuff in a school program.(Warning Polygon faggotry)


My favourite part of this exceptional article was:

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"I’m sitting there with an auditorium full of boys and a kid raises his hand — I’ll never forget this," Wiseman said. "He raises his hand like his hand’s going to pop off his body, and he says, ‘Are you PlayStation or Xbox?’"

Wiseman very nearly panicked.

"I had zero clue what he was talking about. Zero clue. I mean, I sort of did, but I really didn’t. Somehow, magically, I don’t know how, I said the only thing I could say in that situation to get me out of that, which was, ‘I’m not going to respond. Because if I do then you’re going to judge me.’

These people are so rigid and lacking of humor is really a parody, and this was back in like 2015.
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Anthony may be the potato of the family, but shes not too far removed from him either. She's just more subtle about it so far.

None of this is anywhere near as bad as Ant. I'm not gonna pawn off Wiseman's faggotry on her and I want to see more than the three seconds of Ray Gun footage before I slam her for that, too.

Nobody's arguing she's not a lib, she's just not a big enough douchebag to let it control her life (genuinely or as a means of deflection) like her weird ass brother. Despite whatever her politics are, she's still an undeniably successful entertainer and creative personality, which is way beyond anything that can be said for nearly any other "videogame SJW" out there. Who could even be considered her peer in that regard?
 
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I don't think it's a coincidence that so many of the most puritanical of the dreaded SJWs used to post on Something Awful. A lot of the more low-level Tumblr types are more likely to have fallen in that group due to social pressure and fear of becoming a target. For Anthony, I feel like this has been more due to one prolonged plea for redemption after his involvement in Duke Nukem Forever. That's when the shift started.
I thought he didn't have anything to do with DNF, and Gearbox basically polished that turd up and shipped it as 3D Realms left it?
 
It's weird because Burch's role as the head writer for BL2 was pretty notable. As much I don't like Borderlands 2, it got universal acclaim for its writing and he could've easily used that acclaim to get further into the industry. Instead he tried and failed to start some new webseries, got stuck writing throwaway garbage for LoL and then did nothing of importance.

I don't think it got universal acclaim, it was very decisive at the time when it came out. It was praised in the typical "we're all friends" video game media sites but he caught a lot of shit about the writing being "a bunch of memes and references, taped together, end to end". It only got worse as time went on and as players re-rolled to try other classes and had to go through the story again; or beat the game and had to go through the story again - on Hard mode.

It still led to one of the greatest burns of all time, though.
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The games in the "Best Story" for that year were
The Walking Dead - Season 1 (Winner)
Dishonored
Far Cry 3
Journey
Mass Effect 3
Thomas was Alone

I'm not sure what game Burch was referencing, but just a straight LOL if he thinks anything in BL2 stands up to anything in The Walking Dead (season 1). Borderlands 2 was nominated in a few categories (Best Action Game, Best Game Design, Artistic Achievement) and some of the VAs (Claptrap and Handsome Jack) won awards, but writing was scarcely mentioned in BL2's accolades.
 
Burch even admits the best lines, especially Handsome Jack, were largely improvised. People remember the villain because his actor nailed the goddamn role, not because of any particularly deep writing.

Plus anyone that writes a villain as "myself but able to express their hate of the world" is a complete bell end.
 
I don't think it got universal acclaim, it was very decisive at the time when it came out. It was praised in the typical "we're all friends" video game media sites but he caught a lot of shit about the writing being "a bunch of memes and references, taped together, end to end". It only got worse as time went on and as players re-rolled to try other classes and had to go through the story again; or beat the game and had to go through the story again - on Hard mode.

It still led to one of the greatest burns of all time, though.
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Wasn't he so bootyblasted over this that, when that guy responding to him died, he went on to make fun of him? Disregard, already posted.

Well, reminder, Anthony got so bootyblasted over the guy responding to him, he made fun of him after he died.
 
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