Anti-capitalist protester scales Chase Bank in NYC, fails miserably - My New Porn

Anti-capitalism protesters descended on Manhattan Friday – and video captured one scaling up the front of a Chase Bank before taking an epic plunge to the ground.

Footage taken by FreedomNews.TV and posted to Twitter shows a demonstrator climbing up the bank building on Madison Avenue between East 46th and 47th streets as drum beats and chants are heard as well as a man shouting for the protester to “get down!”

Another protester is seen defacing the building with spray paint as the other demonstrator continues to make his way up shortly before 5 p.m.

The climbing protester suddenly lost his grip and plummeted down to the sidewalk, the video shows.

Other demonstrators rushed quickly over to him as he lay injured on the ground before black paint inside a spray can seeped out of his bag and all over the sidewalk.

First responders then arrived on the scene to render aid to the protester.

Anti-capitalist protester scales Chase Bank in NYC, fails miserably

Anti-capitalism protesters descended on Manhattan Friday – and video captured one scaling up the front of a Chase Bank before taking an epic plunge to the ground. Footage taken by FreedomNews.TV an…

nypost.com

https://archive.is/bHQw5

The only thing that would have made this video 10/10 is if he fell on a banker and broke both of their necks (in Minecraft).

 

[Milkis]

Icarus' Wings Melted by the Sun, 2021

 

[haurchefant]

Wow he didn't even make it up a full story before he dropped, what a faggot.

 

[thx1138]

For a half second I read that as "arrived to render him." and got all excited. A violent public interrogation including beating and waterboarding would have been quite a sight to see.

 

[Yamma Damma]

I haven't laughed this hard since that antifag did the can-can with his shoes on fire! Hope scaling a building like you're King Kong for some bullshit hippy tree cult was worth fucking your arm up.

 

[thismanlies]

>Be commie larper
>Spend the summer of 2020 rioting
>Get bail paid shortly after every arrest
>Find out JP Morgan is funding some oil shit
>Time to get my commie on
>Show up to Chase building with cans of aerosol spray paint
>See a girl who's a solid seven...
>On the Richter Scale
>There are two things you can instantly tell about her
>If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she did going into her, she'd be a penis porcupine
>She's had so many abortions her pussy is haunted
>You know she's down to fuck
>But so does everybody else
>You know you have to do something big before she'll even think of telling you her gender pronouns
>You get an idea
>You'll climb up the building and spray paint some faggot shit in big bold letters
>You start climbing
>You lose your footing
>You fall
>You hear the sound of your bones breaking as you hit the concrete
>You land on your paint cans hard enough to bust them open
>You groan in pain
>Every mother fucker screaming ACAB five minutes earlier is screaming for someone to call 911
>You get taken to the hospital
>You wake up handcuffed to your hospital bed
>You figure someone will come by to pay your bail
>Nobody comes
>Turns out the people who'd normally pay your bail don't like it when you shit on their front door step
>Also turns out Chase was able to write off the cleaning supplies needed to scrub your paint off the side walk
>You didn't do shit to Chase and all you have to show for it is a hospital bill

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Anti-capitalism protesters descended on Manhattan Friday – and video captured one scaling up the front of a Chase Bank before taking an epic plunge to the ground.

Footage taken by FreedomNews.TV and posted to Twitter shows a demonstrator climbing up the bank building on Madison Avenue between East 46th and 47th streets as drum beats and chants are heard as well as a man shouting for the protester to “get down!”

Another protester is seen defacing the building with spray paint as the other demonstrator continues to make his way up shortly before 5 p.m.

The climbing protester suddenly lost his grip and plummeted down to the sidewalk, the video shows.

Other demonstrators rushed quickly over to him as he lay injured on the ground before black paint inside a spray can seeped out of his bag and all over the sidewalk.

First responders then arrived on the scene to render aid to the protester.

Anti-capitalist protester scales Chase Bank in NYC, fails miserably

Anti-capitalism protesters descended on Manhattan Friday – and video captured one scaling up the front of a Chase Bank before taking an epic plunge to the ground. Footage taken by FreedomNews.TV an…

nypost.com

https://archive.md/bHQw5

The only thing that would have made this video 10/10 is if he fell on a banker and broke both of their necks (in Minecraft).

The dumb white lady "SOMEONE CALL 911!!!!!!!"

 

[LurkTrawl]

>If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she did going into her, she'd be a penis porcupine
>She's had so many abortions her pussy is haunted

You need to be careful man, that amount of funny damn near killed me.

 

[TheShedCollector]

What really bothers me is now far he was allowed to go. As soon as this fuckerput his hands on the wall, he should have been beaten the hell up by the guards around and dragged away.

If I'm a security guard, I'm not getting into a fight or assaulting a gang of six thugs on the street for $15 an hour. I'll sit back and call the cops to come do that.

 

[polonium]

I wonder if tipping paint into the drains does any environmental damage

 

[HiramTheGrift]

This is bad gear to climb with. The man's got multiple unevenly distributed bags strapped to him, sneakers with no traction, and what appears to be thick gloves. No wonder he couldn't hold on to the roof. Might as well have put a mask over his eyes while doing it

 

[Ita Mori]

Stalin would've executed these Marxist/Stalinists for second-hand humiliation on the spot.
Supersoldiers, my foot.

New Yorkers are retarded though.
These people want to see you unemployed and miserable enough to wish for a pinko takeover, yet the moment their pathetic charade stops you offer them sympathy instead of offering public humiliation and a street justice ass whooping.
Americans are weak.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Love how he's wearing designer black skinny-jeans and New-Balance (not Nike, but still a name-brand). Friend is wearing Toms as well. Clothing choices not in solidarity with the proletariat, eh?

 

[Ita Mori]

Love how he's wearing designer black skinny-jeans and New-Balance (not Nike, but still a name-brand). Friend is wearing Toms as well. Clothing choices not in solidarity with the proletariat, eh?

TBF nothing says poor like pretending to be rich, as if this guy actually had money he'd have come better prepared with equipment and apparel... and you can get NB, Nike & the like for cheap in outlet stores nationwide.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

TBF nothing says poor like pretending to be rich, as if this guy actually had money he'd have come better prepared with equipment and apparel... and you can get NB, Nike & the like for cheap in outlet stores nationwide.

True, but even at outlet stores nationwide, Nike and NB cost over $40 a pair where I live (maybe I'm in a bad place for shoes or am just super-cheap). Man, I've owned Nike and NB and they wore out just as fast as shitty Walmart brand shoes but cost 3X as much. Anyway, this is besides the point, since pretty much all name-brand and no-name (Walmart, etc) brand shoes for < $15 are all made in sweatshops anyway. If you're going to be a rebel, a more utilitarian approach to apparel makes sense (but again, I don't think these agitators think that far ahead).

 

[Lemmingwise]

From the looks of it this is more of an environmentalist protest than an anticpaitialist one, their part of the "extinction rebellion" which is basically a climate change apocalypse cult where people dress up like this

Modern marxism is all about climate and you can bet every single person in there is pretty mucha marxist.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

That lousy commie is lucky then he wasn't played off by Keyboard Cat....yet.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I'm curious about this environmentalist "extinction rebellion" tbh. Are they so environmentalist that they are anti-humanity and want humanity to (mostly) go extinct? I always somewhat knew the "green" folk were like that but whenever I pointed out their anti-humanity, they'd get all confused and defensive. Hearing about a bona-fide anti-humanity, pro-extinction, environmentalist movement/cult would just tickle me pink.

 

[Niggernerd]

I'm curious about this environmentalist "extinction rebellion" tbh. Are they so environmentalist that they are anti-humanity and want humanity to (mostly) go extinct? I always somewhat knew the "green" folk were like that but whenever I pointed out their anti-humanity, they'd get all confused and defensive. Hearing about a bona-fide anti-humanity, pro-extinction, environmentalist movement/cult would just tickle me pink.

They're the closest we get to enviormental terrorist. These the kids that watched too much captain planet.
You know, they'd be doing more good picking up the trash in New York than spray painting retarded shit alas they're too stupid to see that.

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Need to work some razor wire into that industrial exterior aesthetic, starting about oh 7 feet up. Nice little decorative collar, just extending up maybe 10 feet.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Why yes, DigiBro, I would like to watch that sixteen more times!