Any attempt at masturbation results in instant death. - How would you get by?

[Alex Hogendorp]

Anyone who touches themselves or attempts to goon dies instantly. How would most people manage?

 

[Obstacle]

Everybody dies in their sleep overnight.
You never wake up with your hand on your junk?

 

[Executive Petrel]

I'm praying instead of cooming, everyone should.
Coomers are dead inside anyway, Satan drained their power. They are hollow shells that can't do anything helpful for themselves nor others.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

MAID - masturbation assisted instant death

 

[Obstacle]

MAID - masturbation assisted instant death

>Presenting the Milk M.A.I.D autoerotic euthanasia device
>Capable of inducing painfully pleasurable but nigh instantaneous death by explosive orgasm
>This robot will jerk you off so hard, you will nut your guts
>Dying has never felt this good

 

[dick brain]

By fucking your mom.

 

[parsnip]

After the first 24 hours, I'd be very lonely browsing the farms all by myself.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Rape of course

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Everybody dies in their sleep overnight.
You never wake up with your hand on your junk?

Imagine going to bed without wearing your anti-masturbation gloves and cock cage.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Prostitution industry would explode overnight, marriages would immediately skyrocket, birthrate problem would be solved. Sounds mostly good.

The only down side is there'd also be a mass increase in rape, incest, and bestiality.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Everybody dies in their sleep overnight.
You never wake up with your hand on your junk?

I hammer a nail through my balls into the headboard every night before bed like a good christian, don't you?

 

[Internet Wizard]

birthrate problem would be solved

 

[fake farts]

It's very easy for a Never Goon chad.

 

[Whatevermancer]

I stop masturbating. Duh.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

I like to think I could lose those last couple of pounds, polish my charm, maybe meet a nice lady with low to no standards... I mean if my life depended on it...
But realistically speaking probably going to have to be rape or hookers. Or I'll just give in and die with a shred of dignity... as much dignity as you can have when you're found dead with your cock in your hand and a smile on your face.

 

[Marc]

The proposed scenario led me to imagine the human race going extinct through murder-suicides caused by people testing trying to get raped as a loophole.

 

[Rozzy]

Anyone who touches themselves

I'd have someone to jack me off.