Any Branch Davidians here?

[Nicholas Gur]

Do any Branch Davidians use Kiwifarms? If so, what is it like being a Branch Davidian? Feel free to tell us your story, everything from arms dealing to potentially being raided. This thread can also serve as a general thread to discuss Branch Davidians and their activities.

 

[PositiveMonk]

If so, what is it like being a Branch Davidian?

There's a lot of choking to death and screaming children.

 

[Scritti Politti]

The barbecue is second to none.

 

[We Are The Witches]

What do you like about Branch Davidians?

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Nobody tell him what happened to basically literally all of them.

 

[A Proud Black Woman]

I am Black!

 

[Turkroach Couple]

Branch Dravidians seething at Indo-Arians

 

[drfuzzyballs]

I'm already a burn victim so I'm not eager to gain more burns.

 

[Scritti Politti]

Branch Dravidians seething at Indo-Arians

There's still time to restore the holy perfection of the Sanskrit language, and clean the Vedic faith of any degenerate syncretic influences.

 

[Joe Swanson]

No I'm just a relative of David

 

[BradeRunna]

I have no idea but I bet there are some Covidians here. They are people who just never got over the pandemic. People you still see wearing masks like 2-3 years after the pandemic is over. People who go around and obsess over the Covid vaccine and blame every death on the vaccine. They just can't get over it. They are bunch of annoying retards. The rest of society moved on but these dip shits just can't.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This song is peak Christian rock.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I'm a Ranch Davidian, which is exactly the same except we use ranch dressing instead of communion wine. And baptismal water. And instead of sacramental oils.

In fact we actually just worship ranch dressing. I don't think this is a real religion at all.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

More David Koresh music.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

I'm a Ranch Davidian, which is exactly the same except we use ranch dressing instead of communion wine. And baptismal water. And instead of sacramental oils.

In fact we actually just worship ranch dressing. I don't think this is a real religion at all.

That must be what Null is.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

What A Cook Out.