Any lost material?

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ive seen cakefarts and ive seen flying elephants but ive yet to see the actual tape of him fucking the blowupdoll for julie. ive searched high and low for it purely for science. its more of elephant man kind of shit rather than some sick fantasy, i gotta see that bent duck in action. ty for ppl posting it on here in several sources.... actually maybe its not something i should be thankful for
 
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knoxklay11 said:
ive seen cakefarts and ive seen flying elephants but ive yet to see the actual tape of him fucking the blowupdoll for julie. ive searched high and low for it purely for science. its more of elephant man kind of shit rather than some sick fantasy, i gotta see that bent duck in action. ty for ppl posting it on here in several sources.... actually maybe its not something i should be thankful for
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gross why do you want to see that
 
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JeffGoldblumIRL said:
Allegedly there is a recorded conversation with Chris in the days following his father's passing wherein a lot of emotional lines get crossed. The people responsible for conducting and recording this call have unanimously stated it will never be released, and the call itself is potentially one of the reasons why organized trolling of Chris has virtually ended. (All this stuff going on right now is most likely Chris being Chris or solo weens sending links to people.)
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Could you tell me more about this? A little more backstory or a source for it? I'm just curious
 
They're generally people who've had direct contact with Chris and know him on an individual level.

Keep an eye out under usernames and you'll see 'Christorical Figure' every so occasionally. They're good people.
 
BeyondtheProleRainbow said:
But if I may ask, what are the Christorical guys?

Like are they the Christorians?

And yes, I'm fairly new to this forum so please have mercy on my n00b level understanding of this CWC forum and terminology.
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Marvin is the man in the pickle suit.
Alec benson leary made Asperchu.
Thetan was involved in a lot of galpal related stuff in 2013/2014.
SkyRaider is responsible for providing a lot of physical documents in 2013/2014.
 
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Null said:
Marvin is the man in the pickle suit.
Alec benson leary made Asperchu.
Thetan was involved in a lot of galpal related stuff in 2013/2014.
SkyRaider is responsible for providing a lot of physical documents in 2013/2014.
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Ohhh those guys
I knew who they were
Just didn't know they were called Christory guys.


Also @Yog-Spergoth
Ahh so that's what they call them
And I assume they were the ones responsible for the alleged call
Ok then
 
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There is an entire category of 'lost' material that was never released in the first place; we call it 'hoarded cocks'. We have no idea how much material is being sat on by the inner circle of trolls (which, yes, existed, still exists and probably always will exist in some form or other until the day Chris dies). And then there's the Black Tape - a recording from not long after Bob's death of Chris suddenly bursting into tears and mourning him. It's possible that every copy of it has been deleted.
 
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BeyondtheProleRainbow said:
Could you tell me more about this? A little more backstory or a source for it? I'm just curious
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I know this is late but here's a thread regarding this. WARNING: Lots of sperging galore!

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/black-tape-chris-call-where-he-mourns-bob.1201/
 
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JeffGoldblumIRL said:
and the call itself is potentially one of the reasons why organized trolling of Chris has virtually ended. (All this stuff going on right now is most likely Chris being Chris or solo weens sending links to people.)
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For the convenience of anyone reading: it has since turned out the gal-pals who sent devastating emails about only befriending him out of pity and the Real-Life In-Person Girlfriend Catherine were trolls operating out of a since-closed secret subforum. The organized trolling will probably never end until he dies.
 
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BiggerJ said:
For the convenience of anyone reading: it has since turned out the gal-pals who sent devastating emails about only befriending him out of pity and the Real-Life In-Person Girlfriend Catherine were trolls operating out of a since-closed secret fubforum. The organized trolling will probably never end until he dies.
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All of the recently released information is from like, September / October.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/
 
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Judge Holden said:
Lets see

- chris's slendervlog: chris goes through his old school vids and finds he has been stalked and molested by the slenderman since his high school days

- chris's recitation of mein kamf: after being denied access to the game place, chris recites quotes from mein kamf and promises bloody vengeance on the jew who denied him his lebensraum

- chris's attempted suicide: chris tries to kill himself with the megatron pistol after losing the parappa contest

- chris's night fondling: while barb sleeps chris attempts to fondle barb's china, only for bob to walk in and...well you gotta see it to believe it

- chris's fap revenge: chris avenges himself on this forum by ejaculating on pics of our avatars
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These get more believable as they go on. Please don't do that. We don't need rumors of nonexistent hoarded cocks. Poe's Law is very much in play when it comes to Chris.
 
Not really content I guess, but I remember a video called "Ian Bran gets his funk on" from forever ago that ended up getting removed from Youtube. It was a YTPMV of Chris singing some disco song, I forget what, but at the end it had an auto-tuned "Julay! Auuughh!" and I remember thinking it was the funniest shit, and I'd love to see it again if anyone has it backed up.
 
BiggerJ said:
There is an entire category of 'lost' material that was never released in the first place; we call it 'hoarded cocks'. We have no idea how much material is being sat on by the inner circle of trolls (which, yes, existed, still exists and probably always will exist in some form or other until the day Chris dies). And then there's the Black Tape - a recording from not long after Bob's death of Chris suddenly bursting into tears and mourning him. It's possible that every copy of it has been deleted.
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Centipede said:
To be honest I'm alright with that never being leaked.
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There are some things that shouldn't be released. Let his private grief remain private, Chris may be a fool he is still human. There is nothing funny about someone mourning the loss of a loved one.
 
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