Any "Required Reading" for a newfag?

[SomeSonicFag]

I made an account after lurking for about a month. Any ideas for required reading?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Mein Komf comes to mind.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

more like viewing

 

[Doc Cassidy]

The CWCki

 

[IV 445]

I made an account after lurking for about a month. Any ideas for required reading?

None in particular but you can’t lurk too much.

 

[dunbrine47]

https://lolcow.wiki/

The lolcow wiki should give you a good summary on some of the cows here.

 

[sad rabbit]

fluffy ponies, smurf torture porn, pretty much anything that would be called horror/horrorcow

put some hair on your chest

 

[Cthulu]

Yes this.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cybersecurity-101.11731/ and this
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/opening-post-101.14820/

 

[Piss Clam]

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page

If you are bored, bit of an overlap.

 

[The Fool]

Fallout: Equestria

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

If this art style looks familiar and/or you know who Shmorky is, this thread is definitely worth your time.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shmor...he-puppy-ex-fiance-amanda-mandy-mullen.23467/

 

[AtrocityVoyeur]

Nietzsche's The Genealogy of Morals. I'm not even kidding. You can easily find PDFs online.

Also, re: the Shmorky debacle, I highly encourage you look up his old Flash Tubs and art on GIS / Youtube (please not on SomethingAwful, don't bother giving them pageviews). Gives some nice context to his eventual downfall.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Mein Komf comes to mind.

I personally liked Mein Komf for kids. It had pictures and everything to zig heil yourself to greatness.

 

[AnOminous]

I made an account after lurking for about a month. Any ideas for required reading?

The entire Andrew Dobson thread:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/andrew-dobson-tom-preston.16465/

BOTH of them:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/andrew-dobson-aka-tom-preston.1933/

 

[Done]

I made an account after lurking for about a month. Any ideas for required reading?

The CWCki, specifically the sections on A-Logs and Weens.. You'll see those 2 words used frequently.

And really the more you read on Chris Chan, the better.

 

[SomeSonicFag]

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If this art style looks familiar and/or you know who Shmorky is, this thread is definitely worth your time.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shmor...he-puppy-ex-fiance-amanda-mandy-mullen.23467/

Oh God. When I was younger I loved that guy.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

A slightly different request but can anyone rec me some lighthearted/milder lolcows? I'm burnt out on horrorcows, I want a thread like Aaron McCluske, just a strange guy who makes weird videos with his whiny voice, that sort of thing.

 

[dunbrine47]

A slightly different request but can anyone rec me some lighthearted/milder lolcows? I'm burnt out on horrorcows, I want a thread like Aaron McCluske, just a strange guy who makes weird videos with his whiny voice, that sort of thing.

I know some cows you might like, just keep in mind that these were the type of cows who came onto the farms and were pleasant to interact with so their threads died out within a few pages.
https://kiwifarms.is/threads/unclesampatriot-pekka-luodeslampi.10623/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabella-price.11855/

 

[Bani]

Sonichu, obviously. It's a modern literary classic comparable to Paradise Lost or Faust.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

CWCki comes to mind, otherwise GET OFF MY BOARD NEWFAG RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE