anybody want to play a game

Hoff Man

I sPeAk FoR tHe DeAd
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Nov 4, 2020
if you're reading this kiwi farms user the game has already begun

for years you've spent your time harassing and tormenting the mentally ill in for your personal enjoyment

people who can't help themselves but you can

in 120 seconds your webcam will turn on and a livestream will begin on every major platform

and all the world will see your tiny penis

the only way to prevent this is to apply a single strip of duck tape

but don't worry the tape is in the room with you

its inside your urethra

the only way to cover up the webcam is to remove the tape from your baby penis

and the only way to get it out is to masturbate

on your computer you will find tranny porn animal porn child porn to aid you

you have 60 seconds remainig

cum or die

make your choice
 
I've actually dreamed about my life ending up on the farms for all of you to laugh at...and I guess it's about to come true.
 
I don't do social media. Cut the final cord with FB three years ago.
 
in 120 seconds your webcam will turn on and a livestream will begin on every major platform

and all the world will see your tiny penis

That reminds me of the fake blackmail scam e-mails I've gotten recently. I dunno about most people, but, even if I hadn't already duck-taped the webcam on my laptop (which I did years ago), assuming someone magically got access to my webcam, all they'd see is my head and the ceiling since the screen is angled up.
 
I use my magical, extraordinary powers blessed to me by the one and holy Yahweh of "covering the webcam with my hand."
 
how can the webcam show my tiny penis if I'm wearing pants right now?

CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS
 
Hoff... isn't that where white people go to die on a cold, cold world on behalf of a jewish princess escaping punishment from a righteous order with big four legged pew-pew machines? Either that or it's a retired science teacher who was too handsome for his own good and got arrested for touching little kids or something.
 
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