Anyone else find short people really funny? - No one under 6 ft tall allowed

[Hitchhiker]

Short people are incredibly funny to me. It's just the fact that they're out there living their funny little lives, and I could just pick them up like they're nothing.

One of my favorite things to do with short people is go jogging or running. Their stubby legs will be carrying them as fast as they can go, while I calmly stride next to them, then they get annoyed at me because I'm looking over and laughing at them the whole time.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

This you?

https://nypost.com/2005/04/16/hi-ho-harasser-criminalmidget-mockery/

 

[Temmie]

My favourite thing is to ask short men with their girlfriends to get something off the bottom shelf since I can't reach that low

 

[Hitchhiker]

This you?

https://nypost.com/2005/04/16/hi-ho-harasser-criminalmidget-mockery/

Midgets shouldn't be harassed, though it is incredibly funny. We aren't just talking about midgets, we're talking about short people, which is anyone under 6 ft.

My favourite thing is to ask short men with their girlfriends to get something off the bottom shelf since I can't reach that low

You should sue the Kiwi Farms for height discrimination, clearly they are just jealous of your height and that's why you have a pink triangle.

 

[dick brain]

 

[Fat Gollum]

I think they're hot.

 

[Hitchhiker]

I think they're hot.

All short people, or just the men?

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

I saw a midget at the grocery store yesterday and I almost said "aw sweet, a midget!" like a fucking autist. She was wearing a bright orange shirt like a little pumpkin too, very festive

 

[parsnip]

I saw a midget at the grocery store yesterday and I almost said "aw sweet, a midget!" like a fucking autist. She was wearing a bright orange shirt like a little pumpkin too, very festive

Seeing a midget will always brighten my day. I just think they're neat.

 

[Fat Gollum]

All short people, or just the men?

Just the one I'm dating.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I think they're hot.

Agree, short guys are cute.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’m 5’4

How funny am I based on your metric?

 

[Fat Gollum]

I’m 5’4

How funny am I based on your metric?

No you're not. I'm not letting you ruin my headcannon of you.

 

[Hitchhiker]

I’m 5’4

How funny am I based on your metric?

Pretty funny. I would pick you up like a toddler, and make fun of how short you are as you swung your little arms at me. The only short person I don't dare try to pick up is my youngest sister who would absolutely punch me in the face as hard as she can and it would hurt like hell.

 

[Quijibo69]

I'm short and I find this offensive! When is the new Muhammad porn comic coming out?

 

[Hitchhiker]

I'm short and I find this offensive! When is the new Muhammad porn comic coming out?

Short people just outing themselves left and right.

 

[Marc]

I occasionally re-watch and laugh at this little fella's performance:

 

[dick brain]

Pretty funny. I would pick you up like a toddler, and make fun of how short you are as you swung your little arms at me. The only short person I don't dare try to pick up is my youngest sister who would absolutely punch me in the face as hard as she can and it would hurt like hell.

I'll do it idgaf

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The average height is 5"10, this "under 6"0 is short" propaganda must end.

 

[dick brain]

The average height is 5"10, this "under 6"0 is short" propaganda must end.

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