Anyone else find short people really funny? - No one under 6 ft tall allowed

[Hitchhiker]

Short people are incredibly funny to me. It's just the fact that they're out there living their funny little lives, and I could just pick them up like they're nothing.

One of my favorite things to do with short people is go jogging or running. Their stubby legs will be carrying them as fast as they can go, while I calmly stride next to them, then they get annoyed at me because I'm looking over and laughing at them the whole time.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Found the manlet

I'm just stating facts, bigot!

 

[dick brain]

bigot

Emphasis on big

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

nothing is funnier than an angry short cunt

I love this zero fucks guy who comes in with the tackle & the cackle laugh chick at the register

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Emphasis on big

Emphasis on bi

 

[Hitchhiker]

The average height is actually 5’9 so at 5’9.5 I’m above average in the height department.

6 ft is the new 5'9, and 5'9 is the new 5'6. Sorry, but I don't make the rules, shorty.

 

[stares at error messages]

I occasionally re-watch and laugh at this little fella's performance:

His dancing makes him look Hindu.