Anyone else in to the occult or demonolatry?

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

Are there astral condoms or some other method to prevent conception when encountering demons in the astral realms?

Nope. They take your seed somewhere. Not sure where or why, but they dont let you pull out

 

[Sprate Header]

That post is super cancer, if this post gets flooded with toxic fuckers I will actually leave permanently. I am very interested in occult subjects and would gladly help out anywhere to teach, so long as the post is civil and not so toxic. I am looking for people who are serious about this and want huge changes in their life.

Can we get your opinion on Magi-chan, the suspected Chris Chan demon?

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

That post is super cancer, if this post gets flooded with toxic fuckers I will actually leave permanently. I am very interested in occult subjects and would gladly help out anywhere to teach, so long as the post is civil and not so toxic. I am looking for people who are serious about this and want huge changes in their life.

...dude, you are the biggest internet pussy I have ever run across since the IMDb boards got nuked

 

[Waifu Days]

There once was a fag called SomeGuy
His retardation was hard to deny
He made everything about him, fucking demons a sin
So to the Kiwi Farms he cried "Goodbye"

 

[TyrasGuard]

Yes and we all think you are a massive faggot

 

[RACISM]

The occult is for niggers.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

guys I just looked in the mirror and said "SomeGuy11" three times with all the lights off and then I saw hyper realistic blood on the wall behind me for just a moment but then I turned around and it wasn't there? is this a real demon?

What a rip off, he should have appeared like when you say Biggie smalls 3x in the mirror

 

[Pomniman]

Is that you, Styxhexenhammer666? How's the wife and ki- oh wait.

You'd think so, but according to his black ex, Styx is a level 1488 master of the Nigger word of power who married a Dutch woman instead of her because he wanted an "Aryan princess" as opposed to this some guy guy who's afraid of such potent incantations as seen here.

 

[Faceless Whore]

That post is super cancer, if this post gets flooded with toxic fuckers I will actually leave permanently. I am very interested in occult subjects and would gladly help out anywhere to teach, so long as the post is civil and not so toxic. I am looking for people who are serious about this and want huge changes in their life.

I've heard that demons have "true" names that they try to keep secret, and if you speak a demon's true name you have complete power of it. It occurred to me that the exact same is true for trannies: If you speak a tranny's true name they lose all power and are helpless before you, so it's safe to say that troons are demons manifesting in the flesh. What is the best way to banish them from the women's bathroom when they're encountered? If they can't be banished where can they be permanently imprisoned until the second coming? Is it in the moldiest basements encased in anime girl posters and cheap rainbow capitalism trash I assume?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I like SMT Nocturne, it features Dante from the Devil May Cry series

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

We're still here. Turns out Ass-modeus is a weak-ass bitch.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

That post is super cancer, if this post gets flooded with toxic fuckers I will actually leave permanently.

Face it you're secretly into it.

Nope. They take your seed somewhere. Not sure where or why, but they dont let you pull out

I read somewhere (so probably someone's fan fiction) that a succubus once well and juiced up turn into an incubus...

We're still here. Turns out Ass-modeus is a weak-ass bitch.

Null just smoked some fish heart and liver on red-hot cinders.

 

[SentinentCloud]

That post is super cancer, if this post gets flooded with toxic fuckers I will actually leave permanently. I am very interested in occult subjects and would gladly help out anywhere to teach, so long as the post is civil and not so toxic. I am looking for people who are serious about this and want huge changes in their life.

why don't you send your demons to deal with the internet menies?

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

I read somewhere (so probably someone's fan fiction) that a succubus once well and juiced up turn into an incubus

hmm possibly. Interesting

 

[JamusActimus]

It's called demonology...

 

[Father Fornicatio]

I've heard that demons have "true" names that they try to keep secret, and if you speak a demon's true name you have complete power of it. It occurred to me that the exact same is true for trannies: If you speak a tranny's true name they lose all power and are helpless before you, so it's safe to say that troons are demons manifesting in the flesh. What is the best way to banish them from the women's bathroom when they're encountered? If they can't be banished where can they be permanently imprisoned until the second coming? Is it in the moldiest basements encased in anime girl posters and cheap rainbow capitalism trash I assume?

Place this on their foreheads and recite: You are a freak` three times and then assume the holy position of pointing and laughing.

 

[Hüftpriester]

I can certainly invoke his spirit as a medium and gain information from him. What do you want to know?

Ask him why he was dancing around with a banana in the corner store before he died of a drug overdose.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I read somewhere (so probably someone's fan fiction) that a succubus once well and juiced up turn into an incubus...

So in short they become addicted to coom and troon out?

 

[Pomniman]

So in short they become addicted to coom and troon out?

I actually own a copy of the Malleus Maleficarum and my bookmark happens to be at this part at the moment.

 

[murph]

Demons are nothing more than wrong thoughts, and they can be controlled by disbelief.

Crowley, a scat fetishist and unrepentant lolcow, said so in his introduction to his demon-naming book.

Occultists can be interesting but most of them are so fucking gorilla ape nigger dumb.