Anyone who can correctly answer why I hate The French gets a solution.

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I think an hypochondriac would be in paradise in France. Whatever else is irrelevant. They will entertain your delusions for free.
 
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I think they're the worst whites to play with in any gaming sever. Terrible language, arrogant, and prideful despite the fact they're becoming extinct in their own country. Also giant perverts.
Least their accents are funny and the food is good.
 
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Mister Uno said:
I think they're the worst whites to play with in any gaming sever. Terrible language, arrogant, and prideful despite the fact they're becoming extinct in their own country. Also giant perverts.
Least their accents are funny and the food is good.
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I was going to say they're the High Elves of reality but High Elves have shit to be proud of. I can't think of an appropriate comparison, the French are their own little joke race.

There's something poetic in the fact that the only good things you can say about them are the same defenses they make of the people replacing them.
 
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Unarmed Gunman said:
It sounds like they're constantly fighting a battle to keep their tongue from escaping their mouth.
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I once worked with a guy who had let all the teeth rot out of his skull and the one remaining tooth was black on the bottom like a tree that had survived a brushfire, and I guess it must have been painful because he had this fucked up way of talking where I assume he was trying to keep his tongue from making contact with any exposed nerves, like playing Operation all day. It took me a couple days to get used to it and understand what the fuck he was saying, and then I realized how the French language came into existence.
 
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dick brain said:
I once worked with a guy who had let all the teeth rot out of his skull and the one remaining tooth was black on the bottom like a tree that had survived a brushfire, and I guess it must have been painful because he had this fucked up way of talking where I assume he was trying to keep his tongue from making contact with any exposed nerves, like playing Operation all day. It took me a couple days to get used to it and understand what the fuck he was saying, and then I realized how the French language came into existence.
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Maybe he was british.
 
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