AO3 Tag Generator - Generate your own degeneracy

[ShittyRecolor]

"sticky southern hate sex"
Now I don't know if I should avoid visiting Texas at all costs or take the nearest flight to it.

 

[Teadrinkr]

"anatomically improbable oktoberfest fisting"

I know where I'm going this year

 

[It's HK-47]

Wait, what the fuck lol

 

[cornucopia]

"homoerotic cowboy eye sex"
beautiful

 

[Pvt. Shitpost]

Safety-Conscious Literary Love Story

 

[Fandom Trash]

"inexperienced hipster love story"

 

[Desire Lines]

"inexperienced hipster love story"

So Life is Strange?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

"Passionate mermaid fingering"
Ok then

 

[Thiletonomics]

"historically inaccurate canadian fingering"

Hopefully the deprave Total Drama fanfic writers don't get word of this...

 

[Bread Fetishist]

"gratuitous shark-filled cunnilingus"

Sounds painful.

 

[ZehnBoat]

i decided to double dip

"kinky tree orgasms"

i'm fucking done

 

[glass_houses]

"sorry about the equine promposal" is the only one that struck me as nonsensical. Everything else sounded like something I'd already read.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

"anatomically improbable oktoberfest fisting"

I know where I'm going this year

That totally sounds like the title of a new SexuaLobster cartoon! I can already hear Fernando dropping some sick rhymes to it...

 

[Smith Banquod]

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

"lovecraftian roommate barebacking"

Apparently I have a deep-one roomie that I fuck without a condom.

Edit:

Wait, what the fuck lol

They know about you HK, THEY KNOW!

 

[160048]

i already do this

 

[Gutpuke]

"sorry about the supermarket footjobs"

wat

 

[glass_houses]

"sorry about the supermarket footjobs"

wat

Yeah, that doesn't sound right at all. You need a script for the chemist for that.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

>my first time writing roommate threesome

>athletic mermaid porn

My favorite is "angsty philosophic angst" aka pretty much every YA dystopia romance novel

 

[Eryngium]

Strictly platonic handholding

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