Apartment Living - a very special kind of hell

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sodaboard

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complain about rent being too high for a shitty apartment built in the 60s, faggot neighbors, dogshit everywhere and landlords threatening to evict you over bullshit reasons

fucking faggotass neighbor below me keeps filing noise complaints saying i walk too loud and close doors too loud during quiet hours. bitch i get up at 5:00 AM for work fucking deal with it. i asked the fuckers at the front office to provide proof and they said they have recordings of me making noise but they can't show it to me because of "privacy reasons" lol fuck off these are recordings of me without my knowledge or consent but somehow that's a privacy concern for her. walking around on my toes and closing cabinets any louder than a single fucking decibel is too much for her apparently
im so fucking mad right now
 
I've been living in mine for a decade now, upstairs neighbors hate each other and always fight. At this point I'm very entertained, just divorce already for fucks sake man, every time the woman throw things at him and screams like a crazy banshee.
 
The last apartment I lived in was a wood framed building that I would have thought was awful when I was 20. I could listen to every footstep, hear every hacking cough from the hall, every argument. It was absolute hell, and I was happy to be out of that place forever.
 
Just recently moved into mine. It's very clear that when they were building the place they started to run out of money and cut back on the interior costs. I have this gap of space between the toilet and the sink in both my bathrooms, about 18 inches of cabinet and counter space could have been added, but they didn't. Barely any closet space, I have to buy additional cabinets for all my random stuff that I need to keep in closet space. It's almost like forced minimalism on the tenants. My new apartment has everything through a shitty fucking app (which you can find my rant in Modern Web Woes) and so you get maintenance trying to open your door at 9am when you get back from a nightshift and you have your gun in hand because you had no fucking clue (nor did they announce themselves until after trying to open the door) because the app doesn't ping notifications to your phone since it doesn't stay logged in, nor does the staff bother to take the fucking time to stick paper notices to doors that maintenance would be coming around to your apartments. You know where they put those paper notices? In the fucking mail room, which I don't go into because my mail doesn't get delivered there, it gets delievered to my mother's house (which I do purposefully), so I never see it. I do have a nice little pond view and have no direct sunlight so my apartment stays nice and cool during the southern summer. I have to rent my washer/dryer directly from the landlord, and they have that as a hidden fee. Can't opt out of it. Stupid valet trash that I never use. Can't opt out of it. Rent is definitely too much since it's a fucking corporate management company that runs the place, and again "mandatory amentities" which you cannot opt out of since it's a way for them to advertise their rent price lower than what it really is. God, I fucking hate corporatism, especially when it becomes apart of your basic living. Can't drop off checks for rent anymore, gotta pay through the app. No rent payment grace period. Miss a payment and now you have to get a money order to pay the rent because fuck you that's why. Got my car towed because a gay faggot upstairs moved his reserved parking sign onto the line of the parking space and I was apparently in the wrong space when I parked. Why are all gay faggots so fucking self-entitled, I will never understand.

Funny enough, my previous NY apartment was built in the 60s was actually great. Brick walls and good heating, so nice and warm during winter, though summer would need to have AC cranked. No bulk internet, but it was unfortunately Spectrum only since the place was wired for coax, not fiber and Spectrum was the only ISP in town with coax internet, eventually switched to TMobile 5G since a cell tower was 1 mile away and I had clear signal to it and I didn't have to keep paying for Spectrum since it wasn't a bulk internet apartment. NY laws prevented a lot of bullshit reasons to evict and had good landlord-tenant communication rules. Landlords I had in NY communicated well, and they put flyers fucking everywhere on shit that was happening. I had a 2 huge closets for all my extra boxes and winter gear. Was able to drop off a check by a letter in a drop box for rent. They had a 3 days grace period after first of the month in case you were waiting for a paycheck to clear. Couldn't hear a fucking thing from any neighbors. Had to be shouting to even hear through the floors of the apartments, just heard a little bit of walking though since the building was older.
 
I have an okay apartment...a small townhome with a loft bedroom so I can use the stairs for cardio on rainy days. It's in a pretty quiet little town, too. Lots of trees and wildlife. My only complaint is the dude in the apartment next door really sucks at video games because I hear him raging at them every night. I don't know for sure that's what he's yelling at, but it's the way he yells and the frequency of it. He isn't yelling at another person. It's either gamer rage or he's trying to fap and can't get it up.
 
Stupid valet trash that I never use. Can't opt out of it.
the valet trash is nice if you're on a non-ground floor and the dumpster is on the other side of the apartment, but lately they've put so many rules and restrictions on how it can be used and insane punishments if you do it wrong. you can only have the trash out after 3:00 PM and you need to bring the trash can back into your apartment by 8:00 AM the next day or it's a lease violation. sometimes the people who pick it up never come so you have to bring the trash can filed with rotting garbage back into your apartment to wait the next day. they have people that patrol the hallways looking for people violating this shit and if they catch you doing it three times or more they won't renew your lease. fucking trashtapo.
 
the valet trash is nice if you're on a non-ground floor and the dumpster is on the other side of the apartment, but lately they've put so many rules and restrictions on how it can be used and insane punishments if you do it wrong. you can only have the trash out after 3:00 PM and you need to bring the trash can back into your apartment by 8:00 AM the next day or it's a lease violation. sometimes the people who pick it up never come so you have to bring the trash can filed with rotting garbage back into your apartment to wait the next day. they have people that patrol the hallways looking for people violating this shit and if they catch you doing it three times or more they won't renew your lease. fucking trashtapo.
it's all a fucking cash grab that greaseballs did during the mob days.
 
I suppose I'm lucky, the building I live in must have slabs of concrete for floors and walls, because I can only hear my neighbors through the doors when walking down the hallway and the windows. Sometimes I'll hear a thud from the floor above me, as though someone dropped something heavy.
 
dogshit everywhere
In what fucking slum in what shithole country are you living in that dogshit inside a building is normal?
I've been living in mine for a decade now, upstairs neighbors hate each other and always fight. At this point I'm very entertained, just divorce already for fucks sake man, every time the woman throw things at him and screams like a crazy banshee.
The sad life of a broken cuck
 
In what fucking slum in what shithole country are you living in that dogshit inside a building is normal?
it's not in the buildings but whenever i go out to get my mail there's always fucking dogshit everywhere on the grass cuz lazy niggers are too lazy to clean up
 
it's not in the buildings but whenever i go out to get my mail there's always fucking dogshit everywhere on the grass cuz lazy niggers are too lazy to clean up
In your own words "fucking deal with it". If you can't comprehend that making noise while others are asleep is nigger like behavior then you deserve it.
 
I’m always bemused at people bitching about older apartments because I’ve lived in apartments built in the 2010’s and the wall were paper fucking thin. It didn’t help they were the designated shitting street section 8 for the otherwise all-white upper middle class town. The best one was the condos they opened up to just be normal apartments. Buying a condo is max retardation, but renting an upscale apartment for middle of nowhere prices is great.

In the fucking mail room, which I don't go into because my mail doesn't get delivered there, it gets delievered to my mother's house (which I do purposefully), so I never see it.
This was my strategy, too. The first time I ordered anything off Amazon to an apartment it got stolen from right in front of my door.

The last apartment I was in was decent for a long while until I got a downstairs neighbor who would invite his band over. Now, I’ve had some apartment jam sessions myself but I question the judgement in having a drum kit in a second floor apartment. I’m sure the lady below them fucking hated him.
 
My new apartment has everything through a shitty fucking app (which you can find my rant in Modern Web Woes) and so you get maintenance trying to open your door at 9am when you get back from a nightshift
i remember when i first moved into my place, i had to use an app where landlords message tenants and etc, but I've always found it extremely fucking gay. i work in IT, I work on computers for 8 hours every day, damn 5 days out of the week. the last fucking thing I want to check before I go to bed is ANOTHER APP to make sure i didn't miss any messages.

i told my landlord straight up "i never use that app, I will never use that app." These faggots charge me a 2.5% "convenience" fee just to pay rent? oh i'm sorry, when did I ever sign up for the lease that I wanted to pay EXTRA rent? so, I just zelle it, give cash, or you will take a money order like every other landlord I've ever dealt with. If I have an issue with my place, I WILL call you. I'm not gonna do this retard messaging when I have a direct line of contact. I'm not your friend. I want you to fix the flooring.
 
I live in a house. Ill literally move to some small town with 150 people in it and shitty Internet before I will ever live in a fucking cockroach infested bughive owned by a corporation starting with Black. I will die before I ever have to live in an apartment or condo again.
 
My neigbor across from me keeps food scraps outside for the coons, which causes them to fight with the outside cats my perpendicular to me.

Also those two neighbors, as well as my upstairs neighbors, all have young kids. It is hell trying to get sleep considering the kids are either running, screaming bloody murder, or the parents are arguing.

Also is anyone else having trouble finding a roommate?
 
My apartment used to be fine. Cheapest in the city. My landlord leaves me the fuck alone, if something breaks then I fix it, charge him for parts and time and he slashes it off my rent without a question. The other renters, while being poor, kind of looked out for eachother (no stolen mail/packages, no one rooting around the shared laundry rooms, neighbors keeping an eye out for strangers or weirdos)... but not anymore. Not to sound correct racist, but ever since the building started filling up with blacks it has gone to shit. It constantly smells like weed and black & milds. Hood-ratz constantly fighting outside like it's the projects. Children, fucking children roaming around (what APE would raise a child in an apartment... oh wait, mixed children, question answered). Stolen mail. Missing clothes from the laundry.

One thing it made me realize is the stereotype of blacks and cellphones is true. Black people are ALWAYS on the phone. All hours of the night. Like, nigga, you dont have a job and dont go anywhere, what the fuck do you have to talk about for that long?
 
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